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  1. What a great dream- I've always said they need communities (like the one my dad lives in) for peeps our age cuz it would be like living in a dorm. But we would have to have cooler apartments.....like the one in your dream!!!!!!!! Egads- imagine Ptaum, Peter and Richard. Let's see- I think Richard would be Chandler, Ptaum would be Joey "How YOU doing?' and...
  2. Hello My Sillies!!!!!!! Where HAVE I been? If anyone knows, please let ME know. :blink: susieQ-I'm glad that you are feeling better and Ptaum too (beware the wormies!) Well, OK, I have been rather busy feeling wretched interviewing strong men for the gardening assistant position open at my estate this summer (OK- so I don't REALLY have an estate!)...
  3. Good morning/afternoon/evening sillies as we are ALL over the planet! Alex- that's AWESOME! It's one thing for an adult to go gluten-free because for the most part, you get it (although some don't) but kids have a harder time because they don't want to be different. He's a trooper!!!!!!!!!! It was a happygirl driveby! Come back! Come...
  4. Two questions- Is it hum-a-worm (like Hummer Worm in Boston speak) or hume-a-worm? More importantly Ptaum, are you prepared for what is gonna come out your bum bum? I scared (that's 4 year old speak). I would have you guys over EVERYDAY if we lived closer. Sigh- it does get lonely when everyone around you has a job........Law and Order...
  5. Oh my GAWD...check this out: Open Original Shared Link This is the BEST: #1: The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest spaghetti harvest In 1957 the respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this...
  6. Hallo Sillies- I think it IS our very own holiday!!!!!!!!!!!! And, note it's in April parental Unit party :lol: patti- I'm sorry That's really tough. Hopefully you can just focus on your dad! OMG- you were 13 when you got married? Seriously- 33 years and you don't look a day over 40. Kurt and I have been together for...
  7. Omg, I sense a theme beginning here....maybe it explains why many of us are wackl :lol: It seems as though many of us have parents born in April.....could this be the common thread that binds us? Emily- Your mom...too funny. My dad turns 78 April 19th and he'd say the SAME thing!!!!!!!! Patti- Didn't know your sister was still...
  8. Uncle ray is here again! Spaghetti For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide...
  9. Oh Amanda- Hope you feel better soon!!!!!!!!!! Go Sarah, GO!!!!!!!!!! I am very proud of you! I always think it sounds like Celiaxe........ OK- you know there is NO way I can resist this Ok- I'm back....what blows my mind is "swinging" :lol: My sis and I "share" an orthopedic doc named Dr Lovejoy :lol: ...
  10. Hello Sunday Sillies- Welp, Susie's in Vegas (what happens in Vegas stays there? I always figured if it happened across state lines that rule applied- what makes Vegas so special?). What, we can't say we have celiacs? :P The yeti is a kind creature Chuck would give any of us pause (especially Patti!!) Uncle ray's latest...
  11. Good morning me sillies- Amanda- hope you are feeling better!!!!!!!!!!! has anyone seen the yeti lately? I am concerned that with all this absinthian intoxication lately, he has somehow slipped under the radar and is wandering aiimlessly preying on spring break college girls down in Florida. OMG- maybe he'll show up in Yetis Gone Wild. Could he be chillin...
  12. All hail Queen Jess !!!!!!!!! With all due respect Jess, i think your first edict may be to invade and claim the French Chalet as our castle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom would look quite smart in a soldier's uniform and the rest of us could probably kick some arse too!! Susie's got that Iroquois vSkull crusher! Right....even in Catholic school we got to...
  13. Wow- 2 more pages until a new monarch........hmm...who will it be? Queen Kissy? Queen Emily the Cockamamie? Queen Nikki the Lusty? I have to vote for 100 pages of Queen Damn It Janet- her edicts would be HY-STERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh gawd- I know this feeling way too well. This is why I drive- my car is CERTIFIED gluten-free...
  14. Jess- just say Besa me my BIG bazongas BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! Susie- If you should find yourself at an Elvis chapel Open Original Shared Link and after, and ON:Y after, you can Open Original Shared Link :P Uncle ray strikes again!!!!!!!!!
  15. Ptaum- Here are some Open Original Shared Link
  16. OMG- avatar madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Now THAT is scary!!!!!!!! Oh sarah- keep us posted. That is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: OMG- too cute. When I took Spanish in high school we used to sit around outside of class and conjugate dirty words like F*^ck (wherein I will substitute...
  17. OMG- a new coronation is almost upon us. I'm placing my bets on Nikki (cuz she's 7 hours ahead of us and 10 ahead of you californicators Californians OR Amanda and Em cuz they're up way before the rest of us lazy slugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Invite the faerie- embrace her..........let her live in you :P That is so cool!!!!!!...
  18. HOLY POOPY COW us right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't be silly because my sodium has fallen to dangerously low levels (do you think tequila shots with Lyme lime and salt would help? I'm with you girlfriend!!!!! (me too she says in mouse voice) But can you smoke 'em? Or at least salt 'em???????????????? Actually...
  19. Hallo Sillies- I am laughing at all the new absinthian avatars and toilette chairs!!!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!!!!! Yes- yes. Come visit!!!!!! I live 2 towns away! Can I come? I've always wanted to live in Puget Sound (well, on an island in..... ) HYSTERICAL And Public Poops!!!!!!!!!! Carry on sillies...
  20. i somehow have a feeling this is gonna be a two parter Patti- Most excellent joke!!!!!!!! There's uhm...somfin' I've been meaning to tell you guys and better before Janet comes and lets the proverbial cat out of the bag. I think you all know what I'm getting at. janet- Glad the tonsils came out obediently- they can be quite fresh!!!!!!!! Ice...
  21. OMG- You guys have to see this. Kurt uses this EXACT voioce when he teases me about my (lack of) dissertation: Open Original Shared Link
  22. Oh my God check this out (too cute!): Open Original Shared Link I have to admit, I like these squirrely creatures. They are so funny.
  23. I see Janet!!!!!!! Tonsils removed safely and ice cream secured? I hope so!!!!!!! Susie- I too am in the anxiety club this week- major melt down yesterday- poopy easter. No chocolate I think the only thing I ate all day was rice. I have the phlu (we think). Alex- when I tell you her latest comment you'll want to punch her even more. I explained...
  24. Amanda- Landen is SOOOO cute (except the liquid poo part!!!!!!) Seriously- let's see. 8 am Bulid house (he's a carpenter after all!) 12 lunch break- produce mounds of bread and fish 3 rent tux to wear to wedding and figure out how to turn water into wine just in case 5 save that poor woman from stoning 7 have dinner with mum and dad...
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