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  1. :lol: If they fund you nekkid tree-hugging they'd REALLY shake their heads!!!! Yeah- I hang plants off my exercise equipment in the spring and summer. :lol: What a great story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Another of Uncle ray's phinest................. Jim walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his...
  3. Hallo my Silllies- Happy Earth Day and Happy Anniversary to Emily's mom and dad :wub: :lol: These two kill me!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no- it's flinging hoes!!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully none were injured in the planting of the trees (especially Janet!!!) :lol: Oh GAWD- that is not good but sure is phunny...
  4. Just woke up from midday nap and was confused to see that my picture was in every other response....then I realized Janet's avatar always has me or Angus although I am usually picking my nose and poor Angy is trapped in Amy Winehouse's beehive OK- before I forget, Ii wanted to let you all know that my area (yes Janet, you have been here) has a new claim...
  5. Hallo Sunday Sexies Sillies Awe Emily- you just warmed the cockles of me 'art :wub: I REALLY do not know what I would do without you guys to laugh with (cuz you might as well laugh than cry!). You guys really do mean A LOT to me!!!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you can! I want a hangover....or a reason...
  6. Hi Everyone! Sorry I've been MIA since????????? I didn't feel good 2 days ago and yesterday was very stressful. I was starting a new IV antibiotic and NO ONE (not my PCP's office, either of the local hospitals with infusion units, or the visiting nurses) would come for the first infusion. It's supposed to be supervised because of allergic reactions. They...
  7. Hallo Sillies!!!!!!!!! Pooping in to say hello! :lol: Or you have a REALLY articulate two year old (my niece) who gets mad when she realizes you and her mom snuck off shopping while she was forced to take a nap. She says, "You NO leave the driveway in THIS car WITHOUT ME!!!!!" I thought I was gonna die! I just caved to MySpace...
  8. Ptaum- I am so proud of you and your determination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lentils and late fees? BLECH!!!!! Purr to Macy's and throw out Kissey's well-intentioned monster mush Ahhhh...I am all out of sorts today too. But I did get outside and plant some pansies, you big pansies. Uncle Ray has been tip-toeing through the tulips of...
  9. EGADS- Emily, your avatar and son are SO funny!!!!! I must say Jack would have been a favorite of mine if I was his teacher....always loved the sillies best. I've been pondering this and I have decided I'm ging with the suction cups. The noise of the cleats would drive me insane Reminds me of a game we used to play on road trips with our friend Nikki...
  10. Yes- he is QUITE a character :lol: Jess- Did you see the link I posted for you of GIANT MICROBES or did I get bev'd again? WOW- I can't imagine. Picture swilling back a mamajuana with a wine house??? Kind of makes you think if you met Britney Spears she might actually be polite. Tom Cruise, on the other hand, absofreakinglutely nuts...
  11. Ok....this should crack you all up. You know Uncle ray (When we met, Janet wanted to know if he was real :lol: ) I got this email from a friend: 2008 Tax Code ...... The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the primary male genital. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time...
  12. Egads- I have missed so much- cat poo coffee and poor Sarah's car accident! I am glad everything is OK.......even the smallest car accidents are scary!!!!!!!! Just wanted to poop in and say HELLO!!!!! i am very, very very sweepy!!!!!!!!!!!YAWN!!!!!! I took a morning and an afternoon nap today! Truly wackl......
  13. OMGAWD- much excitement today! Ezra's birthday suit rash watch, traveling Alan's and Emily's nekkid DH (as Homer Simpson would say, "With sexy results" :lol: ! Oh and Amanda's new sandals- lucky girl. It's back to the high 40's and raining here. Good for hibernating bears like me who aren't quite ready.......yesterday in New York it hit 75. I wanted to...
  14. Hallo Sillies- Pooping in after a long day in NYC (Lyme doc) because once again, I found something that will crack (most) of you up......especially our mad scientist. YOO HOO JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you? It's Open Original Shared Link Someone gave my doc this Open Original Shared Link. Some of the other ones are hilarious (Open Original...
  15. EGADS!!!!!! My hubby was just watching the protests/escape route while IM'ing with friends in San Francisco. Apparently you West Coasters are taking this really seriously It is ridiculous, on so many levels, that the Olympics are in China with all the atrocities (my wee Buddhist heart really goes out to Tibet and now they've even got Nepal messed up!!!!...
  16. Part Deux Ptaum- I don't know how I bev'd your little Nantucket poem but it was PHUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! And rightly so......holy Toledo!!!!!!!! Diabolical Feral Illiterates indeed!!!!!!!!!! The Screaming Wenches of Hoe Depot Now THAT if freaking funny!!!!!!!!! And no one else will ever know...
  17. Part I cause I don't have the brainpower and I KNOW I will get my fanny whipped by the emoticon police!!!!!! Yesterday was OK. I mean as OK as it can be. Glad it's over. My dad, sis and my two nieces came over and we just hung out. My nieces were definitely a distraction- they crack me up and my sister says my voice (we have always referred to ourselves...
  18. hallo Sillies- I am behind but I had to post this before I forget (lack of antibiotics= lack of brain- I no kiddin ya. For the celiaxe with everything,Open Original Shared Link I just saw it in a local store and almost died laughing- wanted to buy one for all of you....they even have a travel size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
  19. Hallo Sillies- Well, to cheer myself up, I offered to foster Open Original Shared Link How cute is she? Angus will be smitten immediately- he's a ladies man. If you've got 4 legs and a bark- he's yours. Patti- You are getting funnier by the day :lol: Thank you!!!!!!!!!! Those are the besy guys- the ones that are...
  20. OMG- I must have a big post coming up to because our washer died BEFORE the laundry was done. Soaking wet sweaters- not good. Very heavy Jess- I am very glad that you have teef. I can vouch that janet also has them and is indeed here on vacation. Or is she.......? Thanks Ptaum and evryone- Yes, a virtual tickle always works- especially...
  21. :lol: :lol: I know- it was really great to meet me you too!!!!!!!! I hope your friend didn't think I was total bonkers spaz!!!!!!
  22. HALLO SILLIES! I just went back and realized Patti has been queen twice! And same with Janet! We've never had a king (sorry Ptaum). I hear through the grapevine that Emily painted a lovely bib for her mum! Patti- I love the new av. We actually came back early from our trip cuz I ran out of steam. Shocking but I think my brain went away with the...
  23. Addendum: Beverly cannot spell this morning.
  24. We got patti'd- :lol: It's always the quiet ones! Have you noticed Patti getting funnier and sassier- just like my mom- took me ten years but I had her burping and farting. She would burp (a god one I might add) and I'd say "MOM!" and she would just giggle. Once, only once, did she EVER swera at me and it was so "cute" because she was so hard to rile up...
  25. Yeah...between episodes of Law and Order and infusing antibiotics and napping Actually, I am on an officially ordered TWO WEEK break from my antibiotics! Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!! Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I once knew an man from Nantucket . It was actually his CHIN that was long! That limerick was all wrong! OMG- we'd be the BEST Friends...
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