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  1. Oh...Uncle Ray's got a phunny: The Lie Detector John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon...
  2. Hello my dear sweet Psillies! Julie- I'm with you- I am a weepy, whiny, depressed psilly (mood swings/panic attcks- lots o fun) :( Thought I'd at least TRY to get my psilly on All this talk of bras- I must share. I have bras that I ABSOLUTELY love. For those of us not, ahem, evenly aligned (I wish both boobs were same size as right boob...
  3. Sleeping Where's my yawn emoticon???????? Tee-hee......cuz he comes over here and announces it :lol: Seriously- I've known my BIL since I was 13 so we've discussed LOTS of things :lol: It's a LONG story
  4. :lol: My BIL calls it "laying cable" which for him, who goes about bi-weekly, is quite appropriate!!!!!!!! Janet- BIG FAT POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Oh how I want to but I don't know as that is famdamily vacation week and the plans are less-than-solidified (much like the floating DD's in the Psilly Concatenation- wait- I think we should take turns with the DD's as I'd love to try them but ONLY for a day......sound rather cumbersome!!!!!!!!)
  6. OH YOU GUYS- you are SO nice (support and humoUr in the same place!!!!!!!!) :wub: I'm feeling better about things today. Julie- YOU OK???????? Glad the barfers are better!!!!!!!!!! I think my dad will want to go to the funeral- he LOVED LOVED LOVED George.....gonna have to send him sympathy flowers WHINGING........
  7. Amanda- POOPY COW!!!! You and Nikki are both down with an evil bug- hope you both feel better soon...... it looks as though I must go back- Julie is going to AZ, Sophia got sick and Alex is deciding on a gift..... Thanks Carla, I needed that :wub: WHAT? Laura had DD cups for a day? :lol:
  8. This makes me sick- I can't imagine EVER doing something like this to any animal! NYC is crazy! I don't know about the PICC line......we are going to do oral for the summer and if we don't like what happens, back to IV in the fall. I'm having a lot of regret....not that I had a choice but I'm terrified that the 12 weeks I was about to do would...
  9. Hallo Psillies!!!!!!!!!!!! SusieQ- Love your Kissey avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's beautiful! This is just a quick drive-by poop-in! I am exhausted.....Went to NYC Thursday, ended up staying overnight (long story but kinda fun- New York is crazy but so much to see!). Got home late Friday and by Saturday afternoon my arm was in flames and had to have...
  10. You want de duck? You know you want it :lol: Even though he was spawned from our Miss Emily's butt bruise, I too, am quite enamored of him!!!!!!!! Do you think my nieces would be afraid of him for their tubbies? SARAH- tell those kids to straighten up or you'll sic devil duck on them!!!!!!!!!!
  11. OK so let me get this straight: Mount & Do Emily's jugs have urine (wow- dating would be awkward). No going to second base Sarah's kids are about to get beaten like red-headed-stepchildren Niki is a moaning woman (she says NO but I'm willing to bet YES!!!!!!!!!!! ) Patti has been renamed Sassy Patti (by me) :lol: ...
  12. Seems uncle Ray has been possessed as his joke of the day (Ray of the Day?) is quite devilish Turpentive versus Holy Water A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied...
  13. Do you own him??????????? I am MADLY in love with these devil ducks. Must buy one for each of you toot sweet! Make your pick:Open Original Shared Link Emily- Perhaps your bruise occurred as a result of the Open Original Shared Link??????
  14. Was it something I quacked???????????????? Where are all you loon-atics?
  15. Woohooo!!!!!!!!!! A birthday extravaganza!!!!!! Happy Birthday Laura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:
  16. see Avatar <---------------------- Please note appearance of Emily's Devil arse duck bruise Oh SHEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so outta here :lol:
  17. The Abdominal Snowman :lol: Em's arse is quacking? :ph34r: Oh no..they found us.....time to get in the shelter Well, yes- you do Sarah. We didn't know how to tell you, but I'm not one for little white lies. It's your breath- it stinks of HILARITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And eyeballed tortilla...
  18. Hallo Sillies!!!!!! I must agree- she looks snuggly!!!! :wub: This needs a llafallelogram!!!! PRICELESS This would be my sister and her doberman. Patti, even you pond is COY??????????? I believe he could be- I've become a cryptozoologist through an online program and I believe...
  19. Y'all have gone bahking mad (that's how we say it here in Bah-ston) :lol: I think my favorites are Em's llafallelogram and llama anal glands I am less concerned about their anal glands.....don't they spit and hiss??????????? Uncle ray has passed on a gem: Price of gas in France A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from...
  20. Gnu Mexico Happy father's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me to! That's SO cool!!!!!!!! I like him! The Singing Dingo- I thought Angus was going to join in! It really is GORGEOUS!!!!! Demon weed? Hmmmm :P Most excellent- diabolitry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. Drive-by (or is it a Poop By?).......... Sarah.......GEEZUS!!!!!!!!! PM me, I know that somewhere I have some info that might help you out. Or at least I know where to find it. Alex- So lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: Well- I went to the hospital and it turns out I have chemical burns under my dressing because of the reaction between alcohol and...
  22. All the grandpas are SO cute!!!!!!! I only knew one of my grandparents briefly (my mom's parents and my dad's mom were gone before I was born). My dad's grandfather lived to 95 but I was only 5 when he died so I only vaguely remember him. Would have loved to have some grandpappies and mammies!!!!!! Is Patti the best or what? She has this way...
  23. Sarah- POOPY COW!!!!!!!!! I hope you feel much more betterer soon!!!!!!!!!
  24. Yeah- Patti's back!!!!!!!!! A phorumless abyss is quite phrightening (see I CANNOT spell anymoore!!!!!!!) 'Zactly!!!!!!!!!! I am afraid of getting phlamed by someone who is like- Don't listen to that butthead- she'll just try to make you laugh! Thinking of you and your brothers who are probably peeing their heavenly...
  25. Where's Susie- I need her "Hold Me i'm scared". I just posted on another thread for the first time in months :ph34r:
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