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    Well- we knew that!!!!!!!!! :lol: EGADS- BeveRAY :lol: Edna Schmedna.......I started a garden club called WAW (as in whaaaaa....Women against Weeding) I think I shall start an anti-Edna club. Hmmm.... what shall we call it? WAD ( :lol: Women against dieting?) The Sven talk is cracking me up because we have Kurt's cousin...
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    Uncle Ray says hello!!!!!!!!! Recent studies had demonstrated that beer contains female hormones. If you want to keep being a man, read carefully the article published last year in Scientific American by Dr. Flower. To prove their theory, 100 men where given 12 pints of beer each and observed the following: * 95% started talking nonsense...
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    Which only leads to more :lol: :lol: Peeing of the pants :lol: :lol: Lisa- I am SO IN- I love love love the Outer Banks
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    :lol: Gonna pee my pants :lol: :lol:
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    Hi Sillies- Sorry, I am WAY behind the curve. Was with the famdamnly from Thursday to last night on an island in the middle of Lake Champlain. We were technically in VT but you could swim to NY or Canada (I swam to neither ). I had a GREAT time still antibiotic free!!!!!!!!!!! However, several strange events occurred that I must tell you of: 1. I think...
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    And last but not least, Uncle Ray had to poop in too: The Back Pew A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. They passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting...
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    And Susie- I'm still thinking about you and Kissey.
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    Hi Paula- Welcome- indeed, if you're looking for a place to silly- this is it. Except me-I'm very very very serious. I am jealous of the Psilly Psummit!!!!! But am so happy and cannot wait to hear the stories and see the pics!!!!!!!!!! Wish I could come too but Philly is 6 hours away and I am headed 5 hours in the opposite direction (Vermont...
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    Ryan- That's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Please to post directions for the onslaught of STARVING SILLIES!!!!!!!!
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    OK- here's a silly: Open Original Shared Link and makes EVERYBODY happy! Jess- :lol:
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    all I know is, it ain't my tail :lol: WAY too big to fry! According to my research a beaver tail is: "Beaver Tails" Canadian Doughnuts " If you ever visited Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, in the winter months on the Rideau Canal, which is the longest skating rink in the world, they serve a sweet pastry, that is essentially a flat doughnut with sugar...
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    Beaver tail? Kangaroo scrotum? Gag, gag ****GREEN FACE***** exorcist-like projectile vomitus OK- can I share some good news? Kurt is on "sabbatical" for a month (the month he was supposed to take off right after he had the stroke uhm....2 summers ago). No- that's not the good news as I'm sure he will drive me crazy as much as I love him. I completely...
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    Ooops...missed this: I just can't bring myself to BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I can joke about it A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case...
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    Oh Canada.......... I do think you may be the best part of North America (sshhhhh....don't tell anyone I said that!) I am sorry I got to the "wake" here in Sillyville so late. I kind of feel like we are all in mourning. Tom- I would imagine it's really painful to think about what happened since you've been there. I cried (I couldn't come on last night...
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    Oh God- I am late on this one (Kurt and I were out of town). SusieQ- I am so incredibly sorry for Kissey and his family and you. When I saw Nikki's email my heart literally dropped in my chest. I cannot imagine. Unimaginable. I'm sorry I wasn't here yesterday but I'm here now and i am sending prayers, peaceful thoughts and all my good energy your way. ...
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    Oh gosh- sorry I didn't see this sooner. Iit's BZ's Pizzeria and Mexican on Rte 28 in Dennisport. Here's the link: Open Original Shared Link Have now been there 3 times- their pizza and attitude rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Speaking of which, Sarah, I meant to say before that I hope you're doing OK- withdrawal S-U-C-K-S!!!!! Did any of those links I give you help? They say a good way to get stuff out of your system is orange juice (if you can tolerate it). They recommend it when you're quitting smoking to get the nicotine out of your system. If you can't tolerate oj, they...
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    Good Day me friends!! Amanda- Safe flying in the friendly skies! Susie- Carmel- sigh.....have a lurvely time 9so so so jealous!) Tee hee...when I taught middle school my kids KNEW I had ears in the back of my head too! That was my FIRST thought :lol: :lol: How about "Holy Jesus, looks at those BOODHAS?" for the Buddhists among...
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    This cracked me up...... Wait- Julie's got clams? Susie would rather have an anal probe than a bra fitting? All kidding aside- I'm glad things have calmed down for Julie- now Ms SusieQ- you take care of YOU! That was BREATHTAKING....can you imagine? Thanks Jess- I REALLY needed that! He found a bra that...
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    Ok: I'll try again. For men jealous of our boobage: Open Original Shared Link Lucky, as I napped, I dreamt of Ireland, not man boobs!!!!!!!!!!
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    Can't get Bra Envy link to work- can you see it Ptaughm?
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    And Ptaughm- in case you have: Open Original Shared Link Gonna go nap my weary head (with a cross-dressing bra image stuck in it- I shall report any and all bizarre nap dreams when I awake!)
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    :lol: OMG- **I** said that? And even funnier, you remember it!!!!!!!!! OK- here's a warning: do NOT attempt to highlight your hair when in a bad mood- I have two spots (that can be covered) in my hair that look leopard like Maybe if I get a boob job they'll only charge me half-price to enlarge the right one
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    I love you guys :wub: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU It helps me to be phunny!!!!!!!!! :lol: Ironically my left boob is a B+ while my right is an A-. My left foot is an 8 and my right is a 7 1/2! WHAT is up with that????????????????? I think I shall make a new movie "My Left Boob" and YES- Daniel Day Lewis and both his feet will play...
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    Tee hee- Kurt says "Oh, looks like the chicken's done" :lol:
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