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    All Hail King Peter the Oracle!!!!!!!!!!!!! Indeed, a manly king needed for these silly times!!!!!!!!!!! Susie- Yeah on meeting the Kisseys! I for one, already love Grandma and her boyfriend- how cute is THAT? Of course they liked you- what's not to like!!!!!!!!!! When you called him david I was like - always forget he has a REAL name!!!!!! ...
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    Omgawd- the tree hugging madwoman- actually, if I had a big chestnut tree that could be svaed I'd hug it, and kiss it, and call it George!!!! I coming! I coming! Agreed- on hubby but I think everyone needs a wife. I would prefer my "wife" to be a gay man who could cook, decorate and give me fashion advice!!!!!!!!!! Now, i do know a gay man who...
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    Hallo Sillies- As my nieces would say, "You go to Canada? I COME TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" but Canada would sound like Canda, or canra ?? Emily- Yeah on the chestnut tree and I too would be very upset about any horse that got injured. I'm still upset about Ruffian and that was eons ago. So sad......they can do a lot more about horse's with broken legs now but...
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    Chemically inconvenienced :lol: I've always loved hammered and pissed but my favorite is WASTED as in Open Original Shared Link (one of the funniest albums I've ever heard....they do cover punk songs lounge-style warning- some songs VERY fresh!!!!!) So I shall expect you ALL to party tonight for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so bored...
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    I'm here but I ain't got nuttin funny.......I want a BIG FAT REESE"S PEANUT BUTTER CUP SUNDAE!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh.......... Edna? Where are you? I bet we could Open Original Shared Link or we could join Sean Connery, Tom Cruise and Adam Sandler for Open Original Shared Link
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    Go Patti GO!!!!!!!!!! Indeed the low sodium, no legume, no gluten, no nothing Edna is WORKING :D Oh Sarah- you need a BIG break!!!!!!!! Hope you guys feel better soon. That principal is, as Patti says, a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!! GAWD I hate administration (and fellow teachers for that matter) with God complexes. Get a LIFE!!!!!!! ...
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    Tee hee carla!!!!!! It may not sound right, but it felt so right. You're never REALLY alone when you have <------------------------------------------------------
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    Thanks Patti- I actually am pretty upset (I HATE hospitals). I woke up this morning and said "I'm going to have a good day!" Kissey's coming, Kissey's coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:
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    Hallo Sillies- As if I wasn't upset enough already about being demoderatorized today just plain STUNK like a glutened celiac fart in a Dutch oven!!!!!!!!!! Yes he can "reactivate" me but I have chosen no to cuz I'm scared. You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get activated Ooohhhh...I could have used him today a cutie-patootie...
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    I haven't been fired but I think I've been impeached :lol:
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    I know I hate my Esther!!!!!!!! No sugar.....very few carbs.....and DEFINITELY no alcohol (feeds those Lymies- GRRRR!!!!!!!!) PS I've been de-moderatored by Scott- OK- who turned me in? (he said it was because I haven't been actively moderating- uh huh, sure )
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    Why, oh why is this stuff so fuuny????????? Oh sarah- I AM sorry............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Cause all the women in Iceland are SO ugly, the guys are ALWAYS looking for more breasts. I think Icelandic women could have inverted breasts and they'd still be beautiful. The Italian diplomat...
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    Uncle ray just sent me some advice on how to attain those svelte figures we all want: Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. ...
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    Phooey on gas prices- I WANT a car that smells like french fries (there goes my very strict Catherine!). No, we just knew we were waiting for this........ :lol: :lol: How many of us have actually had this happen? We know we don't have to worry about Tom but...C'mon...admit it!!!!!!!!!! Amanda, don't feel too bad. I had...
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    Happy Birthday Ezra!!!! And Alex- OMG- two weeks until the wedding....holy Toledo!!!! Our wedding song was Northern Sky by Nick Drake (still makes me tear up!). I love Into the Mystic! OMGAWD- Kurt LOVES that song.......something about their perfect harmonies. I give him a HARD time every time (but it IS a great song!). When i hear Love...
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    that's so COOL!!!!!!!! The Ripper would be famous! I would eat poop for a freaking week if I was guaranteed perfect physical and mental health!!!!!!!!! I'd eat that sh#*t RIGHT now just to get rid of Lyme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S#*t eating grin......tee hee
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    Thanks!!!!! she is very sweet!!!!!!!!!! OMG Emily- I think I would've punched her!!!!!!!!! That is HORRID. I taught middle school and I ALWAYS let my kids go get drinks/pee because although some of them may have been pulling my leg, I wasn't about to let one of them get sick or pee their pants. This makes me SO SO SO SO angry!!!!!!!!!! ...
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    She is so sweet!! I picked her up on Saturday and the first thing she tried to do was jump UP me and kiss me. She was all over my nieces yesterday. I want someone I know to adopt her so Angus can still have his girlfriend!!!!!! :wub:
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    Hallo Sillies!!!!!!!!!! It seems like weeks With my brain, it probably has been. I'm not feeling very funny these days.....de-pressed. And my right hand, which I know is NOT, feels broken. It's one of the worst pains I've ever felt. I am sure it is some wackl Lyme bacteria but good God............I need absinthe STAT!!!!!!!!! OK- on the brighter side...
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    Embarassing medical stories :lol: :lol: I thought it was a new Dior scent :lol: Why, oh why, is farting so darn funny? My hubby, who is 38, still makes me pull his finger and I still do it AND crack up every time!!!!! Oh nooooooooooooo.......................you didn't!!!!!!!!!!!...
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    Oh....and the reason I came on was to give you your daily dose o'Uncle Ray! A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her: "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course, my child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the...
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    Oh yeah......it's gonna get U-G-L-Y!!!!!! I just planted 85% of my garden ad we might get snow on Wed or Thurs night!!!!!!! carla- How was Marco Island? SIGH. All I can say to this, Nikkeigh is Oh no.....you don't want to prevent it. Embrace the madness!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Colin! Gah.....
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    Seriously- not that it's different from any other day for me but...... When in doubt, blame Emily (or Janet) likely culprits of mayhem and merriment (and randomness!) Susie- I don't know where you are going but I wanna come. Just want to go away for awhile! Cooler here too! No snow though! What is it with blood pressures...
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    Hallo Sillies- So bummed about that lost post...so much to say but it has all slipped away!!!!!!!!! Tom- you could be so metrosexy.......paint em black or buff em nice and shiny!!!!!!!!!! Hearing you LOUD and CLEAR!!!!!!!!! Yikes.......poopy snow Jess- I cannot get those Zen Judaism jokes outta my head!!!!!!!!
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    OMGAWD- Just lost longest post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh.....I love the Ripper's questions!!!!!!!!!!!! I chose the Butthead (Buttface?) option. You can grow bangs....with my luck, the feet dangling from my chin would be hairy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Julie laugh totem!!!!!!!!!!!
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