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  1. ALL HAIL QUEEN SUSAN the FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You SO deserve this!!!!!!!!!! :wub: Must have a coronation ceremony when Nikerler returns (to pass on the crown)!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amanda- 3 pharking MILE ISLAND???? Eh, they must have it worked out by now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD IT!!! Hold everything- a NEW season starts tomorrow night...
  2. Part Deux yes- invade Amanda's house!!!!!!!!!! wait, she has to buy it first, right? OOOOHHHHH>>>>>>>>Just got two very important phone calls. 1. PICC line insertion/body piercing/tattoo/branding session 10 am on Friday, August 22 (Jess loses an organ and I get a plastic one : HARUMPH: but we BOTH get good drugs!!!!!!!...
  3. Part I Oh my GAWD- is John's Pizzle flaccid???????? Amanda- The house is SO awesome! And the price? If that house was here- I'm guseeing about $300k, nver mind if it was on the West Coast! WOW!!!!! Ahh...but Julie and I would much rather have Benicio on our tail. The Hoff, however would win ovah the Japanese anad German voters ...
  4. Cancer is a subject near and dear to my heart as my beloved mom dies of a very rare form of stomach cancer 5 years ago (it's usually more prevalent in African-Americans and Asians (especially Japanese) MEN who eat high quantities of smoked foods (like fish) and fried foods. I have been thinking about the fungus/cancer correlation ( not causation) quite...
  5. All Psillies report for duty Jan 11th 2009 (even if I don't win, we're moving in babeee!!!!!!!!!! SUZZLE- NOOOOOOOOOO Tori and Dean!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jess- you DON'T have a Phd (aka Pimps and Ho's degree :lol: )? I swear I think you DO! Well, you do now- ceremony this weekend at the beach (as long as Jess doesn't eat it!) BTW, that topic...
  6. And the Yeti (no pharkin care bears!!!!!!!!!!!) LET's Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My new campaign slogan! (wasn't Clinton's nickname Bubba? The only cigars in this Crazy White House will be the ones we smoke whilst we sip our cosmos and mojitos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. You mean Patti's never heard of Sting's tantric love techniques? I belive he claims 7 hours Lisa- That IS a great shirt. Uncle ray is in da house: A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally ...
  8. Holy POOPY Cow- just read that Glutenease thread- now I know why I stay in sillyville
  9. Yay!!!!!!!!!!! She's back!!!!!! And NOT a Pollyanna- you are right- we need to be kinder.
  10. Not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed? :lol: I think I'm a gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!! What? You gonna eat that? Political aside- Paris for President is HYS-ter-ectomical!!!!!!!!!! Honestly, I'm so bummed about this election that I want to vote for John Stewart. He's cute, smart and funny. I don't like any politicians anymore. Would...
  11. Yeah- like ticks even exist (evil little phuckers) Uhm...you can look at my genes!!!!!!!! They are clearly wackl I'll book my plane ticket toot sweet! Laura? You in? I'm so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so totally <----------------- MY SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (new av)
  12. Jules- My apologies too- many people have bad experiences with different things (uhm like ticks ) and just because one person's experience was different from the general population doesn't mean it wasn't valid and BAD. I missed the vaccination thread but I can tell you that, right now, I would not get any vaccination based on people's experiences in my life...
  13. Uncle Ray is in da house!!!!! Thoughts on Retirement: I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?' I say, 'Well, I don't have much of a chemical background but one of the things I enjoy the most is turning wine into urine!' Uncle Ray's Home Remedies: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING...
  14. OK- you guys will get a GOOD LAUGH out of this: Hear I am half crying/half laughing (thanks to Jess) and I go to let Angus in. He is CLEARLY occupied playing with some poor animal (I'm thinking bee and don't want him to get stung). So I call him, he won't come. I go out barefoot cause I'm waiting for the yelp and as I get closer I realize it's something...
  15. :lol: Actually I do somewhat look like that (when I go to maine )
  16. Pt 2 See- Jess- :wub: TEE HEE- apparently someone posted info (spam-a-lot) on a rehab center near where we stayed in Maine. y'all know I've been such a partier lately!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES- WE Need to know what this is all about (although I have my suspicions <_< ) SUZEEEE- I hope you're feeling better...
  17. Good afternoon- Looks like I missed some beautiful moments and Jess-isms. You guys are the best! :wub: Ditto to you Miss Glittery Eyes (gorgeousssssss!!!!!!!!!) I thought my screen had stretch marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Parents growing old It's hard. My dad is 78 and last night I just thought "Gawd, when I lose him " His cat's...
  18. wait- HOLD IT HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What did I miss? Drama? Please to tell Bubba for she is confused :huh:
  19. SUZEEEEE_ I see you!!!!!!! Morgan Freeman and Christina Applegate :( Love both of them!!!!!!!!!! OK...hmm. A. I would defintely recommend a full Brazilian :lol: B. Send viocodin to Bev; she;ll return it slightly used when you need it c. I say Heck no- let 'em both grow and braid 'em baby!!!!! Oh Jess...that was...
  20. Hello Sillies.......BRAKE.........SKID. Sigh. I cannot believe that I havae missed 43 phreaking pages- where have I been? I cannot go back.....not enough dingos to find me. Most important question: Is everyone OK? Please log in and give me a status report!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed y'all and wish you could have come with me!!!!!!! Kurt and I went to Maine for...
  21. Amanda- Glad the wedding was great despite the weathah :wub: We are getting PUMMELED!!!!! ya nevah evah know!!!!!!!!!!!! :P 'Twas I and I didn't even know- had to go back and check the addy book. Holy poop- I almost dropped the laptop cuz lightning........SCARY...gotta go!!!!!!
  22. Ah ha................ I got it to work!!!!!!!!! But uh-oh, we're getting ze thunder and lightning and ze rain now. Hold me, I am askeert!!!!!!
  23. Patti said boobature :lol: UH-OH......the multiple quote thingy isn't working for me either. <_< Sarah- I hope you feel better soon. Remember my sis going through withdrawal and it was hell. Try some oj or Vit C....detoxes you quicker. I'm so sorry that you have to through this. Jess- Your hyster is Aug 18th....wow! Add "Get Good...
  24. Amanda- Congrats to your sister!!!!! Emily :lol: 2 oh my gawd- board IBS Did we get get cyber-terrorized????? A message from Uncle Ray: I knew there was a reason I like to drink! To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and to those who don't. As Ben Franklin once said: "In wine, there is wisdom...
  25. Judy :lol: Ahhhh......I hold the key my friends- I know the answer cause I have a computer geek for a husband :wub: but all shall be revealed in time. There has been a disturbance in the force
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