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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, I got the weekly "You're a bad mother, poor role model, lying cheating whore and if I could I'd take the kids away from you" text from the ex. You'd think I'd be used to it by now, but not so much The thing is, every afternoon, the first thing Max says to me is "Do we get to stay with you tonight?!" If I tell him no he gets upset. Breaks my heart... -
ARCHIVED Favorite Pie Crust Recipe?
celiac-mommy replied to MusicLover's topic in Gluten-Free Recipes & Cooking Tips
That's what I usually do too, but last year since I always make cinnamon rolls on Christmas eve to serve Christmas morning, I made a double batch and...... wait for it..... Sliced the extra log of cinnamon roll extra extra thin and layered it on top of the apple pie!!!! To DIE for!!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Have I shown anything? Should I?? -
ARCHIVED Favorite Pie Crust Recipe?
celiac-mommy replied to MusicLover's topic in Gluten-Free Recipes & Cooking Tips
For a 1 crust, I use Pamela's bread flour mix... Melt 1 stick of butter in a pie plate add 2 tbs sugar (white or brown) add 1 c Pamela's Mix well in the pie plate until the flour and butter are well incorporated Pat out into the pie plate Refrigerate for 30 min before filling Kinda tastes like shortbread. LOVE it for pumpkin pies!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I think we've seen yer balls more than once Peetah... You're quite the exhibitionist -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
For those of you who didn't see my fb yesterday, we are inbetween that 'is Max still innocent' stage. Some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is shocking-and hilarious. This is what happened last night... Shane (my bro): I got a gym membership today! It was a pretty good deal too, 30$ a month! Max: Did you have to pay a boy or a girl? Shane... -
Portland is the BEST!!! I love that I can take the kids for a walk downtown and walk into almost any restaurant and find something tasty for them. My favorite day was taking my dd to the PSU farmers market and telling her that she can eat anything she could find (which was so many vendors with so many options). We were soooooo sick!!
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Wine and tapioca??? My brother claims he tried a new bar near my sister's new house in Portland and the owner was there, came over with what looked like jello shots to welcome them to the neighborhood. They were not Jello shots, they were PUDDING shots! Vanilla pudding, vodka, khalua and Baileys. Sounds CRAZY good!! And thank you. I am blissfully... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Thanks. Unfortunately I was married to someone with narcissistic personality disorder for 13 years. It has been the very best thing for me and the children to be away from that environment. It's been nearly a year (can you believe that?!!!), and the only thing I regret is that I didn't do it sooner!! Things have most definitely happened the way they... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Beyond devine *sigh* He's my karma Shhhhhh! No one had to know! AND, give yourself more credit than that!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'll tell you the best story that makes me cry every time. After I had moved out, there was a night that ex and I were fighting big time, he wouldn't let me see the kids, he was harassing me, saying horrible things, threatening to tell the kids a bunch of lies to punish me for leaving him, etc... The norm for what I've been dealing with but I had reached... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I know!!! He is the sweetest manliest man I've ever met!! And he was my very first MA-JAH crush when I was 12 He's ALLLLLL over my diaries . But let me tell you, the reality is soooooooo much better than the fantasy!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Sorry 'bout yer jaw Jess. And that your pirate has sailed off for a bit. I get mine for 13 more days before he ships out again. He's a captain for a major barge line. He's gone from the 15-last day of every month. I'm learning how to be in a relationship with someone that I ACTUALLY want to be around. I didn't know I could miss someone that much. And... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Moscato. Or vodka. Always vodka -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Thanks I know I've missed a LOT! I'm going to attempt to go back and read through, but I have a feeling I'm going to be pretending I know what's going on Short synopsis of my life in the past few months: -Still not divorced , guy is still crazy as ever, but I *think* we're getting close to submitting the final papers... -Kids are doing amazing... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hi It's been a while! I really, REALLY miss yous guys!!!!!!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Thanks Pee-tah I'm so beyond sure I've made the right choice. Just wish I would have done it years ago Luvs the names of the chickey babies Jess!! Nikkers, YOU'RE AMAZING!!! Love you Pateee!!! Maybe I did..... I will be officially filed for divorce today or tomorrow!! He said he REFUSES to sign a damn thing until... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
LMAO!!! Not a controversial subject? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'm Catholic and I'm getting a divorce... GO!! I know, right!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hey guess what? Did you know I'm the daycare for my own kids. Actually.... I believe what was said is "You are the daycare for my children" @$#%!^@#&$^#&*@*!(@)!@(@!^@#!%!~%!#)$&!!!!!!!!!!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
That's awesome!!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
That's a good idea. I'll try it. I have them both every day after school, even if it's not overnight. It's really hard to pick him up, and the first thing out of his mouth is "who's house are we sleeping at tonight?" and if I tell him "mine" he says, "Yay!" If I say "daddy's", he gets upset. He told me a few weeks ago when I asked how he liked spending... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
He is going to be working with the custodian today to wash the doors. He swims and does gymnastics 2x a week, then on the off days, I take them out for walks, bikerides, trips to the park, etc... Usually by the end of the day he's falling asleep in the car. He's in bed between 730-8pm every night, so sleep isn't an issue either. I proposed to Jesse today... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
My kid is a little delinquent. Not sure how much is him being a 6yo boy and how much of it is the divorce. He took a bark chip and wrote "ass" on the gym door a few times. He makes the worst choices and doesn't think AT ALL about the consequences. I don't know what to do. Therapist? Prison? I've taken away everything in his life except food and bathroom... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
celiac-mommy replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, she used to be called a dead fish. She is no longer called a dead fish..... :lol: She doesn't mind the peeing in a bucket thing. Thought she would. But when the company is amazing and you gotta go... You gotta go!! And she's never ever worried about being cold!!