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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
And THIS little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home, leaving a moist trail too easily followed by even the most inept of predators. BACON!!! (loudly, as in some doggie-treat comm'l) BACON!!! (Dingy? Ever have that BLT?) Oh what a quandry - so reluctant to correct an esteemed member on her birthday! So I'm stuck asking the group... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yeti chew toy!!!!! rofl This one's killin' me!! Every time I say it in my head I LOL agin! Oooooooooo! LOUD and Powerful has some sort of instinctual appeal for the male human, and probably male Yetis too. Ever see one blow up in testing? Reminds me of my couple yrs at UL, where we'd have to see what it took to make a product become... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Sarah Sarah Sarah <shakes head> . . . .this may sound harsh but it's for your own good. (Adrian Monk would say "You'll thank me later") Upstairs we go .. . ... .it's time to let go of the nostalgia and properly dispose of all your hard socks. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG wth am I doing waking up @ FIVE!! And why does Ed Begley Jr have a solar-powered pumpkin??! (Hmmmmm until harvest they're ALL solar-powered!? "pumpkin" sounds funnier than "jack-o-lantern" tho) i am my pod. my pod is me. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I musta missed replying to this while off looking for those old pointy bell-enhanced slippers! Tell me more!! Work for anyone I may have heard of? I spent a summer at Sperry right when it was acquired by Honeywell, working on TCAS, the Traffic Collision Avoidance System for comm'l airliners. (I kinda did squat, actually ) Uh-oh I should... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
All together now! 1 . . .2 . .. 3 Haaaaaaaappy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu . . .. . . . .. . . Happy Birthday Emily!!!! -
ARCHIVED Gluten Free/dairy Free Cheese
tom replied to Aligray's topic in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications
Hmmmm I went 2+ yrs w/ zero cheese. Eventually ya stop thinking about it. Sooooo many dishes are better w/ cheese. The substitutes, soy cheese, rice cheese, whatever, never looked appealing enough to me to try. AND! Some actually include casein! The nerve! Who'd want fake cheese if it still has the milk protein?? BUT . .. A couple months ago... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Just don't forget how sensitive they can be. Nor the ruckus he'll create if he feels slighted. So PLEASE!! I implore you . .. . .when the dancing begins do NOT think about the fact you know the steps so much better than he. Whether a waltz or a tango, or some nondescript unworthy-of-a-name slow shuffle . .. . LET THE YETI LEAD!!!!!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
No no annnnnnnnnnnd .. . . .no. I wonder in our motley crew is most likely to be able to juggle . .. .. ..hmmmmm that's a toughie. I CAN, however, wiggle my ears, if it pleases the Queen to have lobes-in-motion on Her Majesty's Royal Saxophonist. <uh oh! no promises . . .never tried to do both at the same time. maybe the wigglin' is only 'tween... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
You'll get a Yeti & LIKE it!!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh ye of modest ambition!! These prophecies are spooky! MAKE HER STOP! MAKE HER STOP!! Like I need any reminders of all that teasing in grade school . . .. . <going to my Happy Place . .. . . .go to the happy place> Woohhoo! Mother Nature shant interfere w/ THESE Royal Nuptials! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oooh! Oooh!! Can I be a bailiff? Oops wrong court! Ummmm who's in a court such as this? If yer lookin' for eunuchs, ya best keep lookin' missy! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
All hail the New QUEEN AMANDA!!! (sheesh we were 3 or 4 posts away when I started my last reply. I wondered if someone was broadbanding their way into making me be on p300.) And yes Janet, I was trying to ask a question or otherwise get a response LOL -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
At first I'm like "how'd I miss this?", then I see it was the dreaded simultaneous posting! Me 'n' Choo-Choo Charlie!! <shukka-shukka . . .. shukka-shukka . . .. > I guess I can't really even say what I am NOW, but I WAS a Silicon Valley Elec Engr for ~ a dozen yrs. Hmmm one job offer is to be tha again so maybe I am. We can wash... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, we're already WELL over a Saturday quota. Hmmm 5th post from here is p300?? Dare to be Royal!! -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
gaaaaahhhh ... . . . I missed all the happ'nin' axshun while too bizzy mizzoovin da hizzy! For the next day & a half, I AM my Pod, and it is me. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
mmmmmm maternity eclairs .. . . <as homer, natch> Lie still? Lie to? ("No those extra couple psi do NOT make you look fat!") -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
But again w/ the tri-syllabic mountains? I'm not sure I can buy into this one. Him-ah-lay-ya . . . .. . .ooooh that has potential for the single entendre -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Gah! I try to reply to a post . .. . .you were there . .. . .and you .. . .and you Auntie Em! "If I only had the noive..." PUHt 'em up! PUHt 'em uhhhhhhp! -and- PUHll an axe on me, eh??? Well, Duh, Tom! Of course the pronoun is in the neutral if it refers to an inanimate object..."the picture" requires "it". Oh dear .. .. .you've missed... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: "Big hitter, the Lama" -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG!!!!! I feel like I read these 5 min ago and I'm STILL laughing! And HEY!! ALL instruments need a little tuning now & again . .. . . ..& again .. .. . & again LOL (Oh no now I'm reminded of Seinfeld's "Master of My Domain" ep w/ Kramer SLAMMIN the cash on the counter w/ an emphatic "I'M OUT!!") -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Whoa, slow down there Auntie Em, before I ask Chuck to reverse-tornado your world back to black&white!!! (too obtuse and oblique a reference to Dorothy's Kansas?) The "it" was the avatar or picture itself, not Annie!!! <gossssssshhhhhhhhhhh!> -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oops missed this part! (It couldn't be some insidious plan to up the post count! <30 posts from p300? ) Moxy Furious Fuehrer huh??? WTH KINDA NAME IS THAT!!?? OK everyone, you MUST check out the Grandeur of the newest Whole Foods! <grumble grumble it opens the day before my moving pod shows up . .. .. .grrrrr shoulda been LAST YEAR... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oops missed this part! (It couldn't be some insidious plan to up the post count! <30 posts from p300? ) Moxy Furious Fuehrer huh??? WTH KINDA NAME IS THAT!!?? OK everyone, you MUST check out the Grandeur of the newest Whole Foods! <grumble grumble it opens the day before my moving pod shows up . .. .. .grrrrr shoulda been LAST YEAR... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
tom replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Agh!! Same for Applejacks and their flavor-dissolving into the milk! (Or so I recall, from decades gone by) Again!! Same for those garish applejacks - black sheep of the extended Cheerio family w/ their more-flavorful-than-thou attitudes!! Hmmmm I think my end move while .. ..err no . . .whilst shuffling cards is rightfully called a riffling...