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  1. Well, actually, there are a couple of standard male names that are used, but they're rather boring..........sorry PeOter We need something more..........I dunno.........fun? cute?
  2. ...........I think I like that better!
  3. You mean you haven't seen PeOter's thumb? I guess you weren't here when the Ripper, with his book of medical facts, informed us that a man's thumb his half the size of his...........hey!......why is there no cute nickname for that, like Josie or va-jay-jay? I know!!!! That's what we can use 'Hans' for! Taaawwwmm's eye?.....hmmmmmm.......how...
  4. This site was extremely helpful to me Open Original Shared Link
  5. I used to have this problem....didn't even have to have a bm.....just sitting on the toilet was enough. I figured out that it was from fruit, then later, all sugars. I am on a candida diet, now, and no problems. BTW....I have also had a couple of colonoscopies to make sure it wasn't something more serious.
  6. I think eyes are what I notice most whan I look at a guy.......but not necessarily the color. It's the expression behind them. That look of caring....hard to explain. I've been meaning to ask you, Bunnie......what happened to your av? BTW........it is freakin windy here........downright scary Jess.........can you picture him in a Kilt?......
  7. Did you get a look at his thumbs?
  8. Well Psillies........dragged me butt to work, only to find that Jo is absent today. So after putting in 1 hour I decided that she was the smart one, and why the phark was I even there? So I'm gonna find some good drugs and sleep the day away.........it's a grEy, gloomy, rainy day......perfect for a long nap! .....and remember.....if you...
  9. Nite nite.....I'm hittin the shower and turnin up the heat...........steam room, baby! Then I'll be good for.......about 10 minutes
  10. Awww, Jan-nit.......you beat me to it! Get out a pen and paper.........very important, detailed instructions on the proper installation of tissue for maximum snot absorbancy.
  11. And as I sit here at the computer, once again having to give in to this ritual, I have just realised the function of the excess tissue..........once the wad becomes soaked, you still have enough tissue to blow before you throw it away!
  12. Oooh, oooh........I know what this means! You were Em's mom in a past life!!!!!!
  13. It's OK, Jess........go to sleep.........it'll all make sense in the morning..............or not
  14. Unfortunately, few have ever really gotten a glimpse of this phenomenon, and those who have, have not successfully been able to take a believable picture.....kinda like Nessie.
  15. Even better.......for the total effect you need to take the entire tissue (or 2-3 squares of TP), loosely wad up one end, shove it up yer nose, letting the rest hang down to yer chin. Not only does it allow for maximum absorbency (too tight a wad would hinder this), but it also is an artisic expression of exactly how miserable you feel. Tinkerbell obviously...
  16. I really have to applaud you for your efforts to make some ungrateful people happy....(I know they're your family, but......geez) I have no advice for you......I don't know if there even is an answer. I would seriously be tempted to leave for a week and make them fend for themselves .....you need a vacation
  17. You want an 8 day week?????.......Don't think I got clearance to do that. Oh.....and by the way......killing cactus?.....child's play, dearie. Ain't nothin I can't kill! You were reading my mind! After watching it I thought, Hmmmmmmm....a slingshot would be better So I googled, but none of the human slingshots would actually let the...
  18. I'm not trying to start up yet another debate (I don't eat fast food anyway), but this recently came across my e-mails....has anyone seen it?...is it valid? Open Original Shared Link
  19. Anyone see the MathS poured out on the dating thread by Codetalker???? Sounds like some of our Psillies
  20. .....and that would be the 'puke' sign! ....speaking of which...... Zeuss can not have any rawhide type thingies.....same result. .........why don't we have a pukeface emoticon to put in our posts.....I mean......seriously.........probably would be the most used......I'm just sayin'... Well....I'm sittin hear with a tissue...
  21. Hellloooo, Psillies!!!! Quite an interesting day, today. I had to interpret for a talk on social health and development. You know....puberty...what happens to the girls' bodies....the boys' bodies...how babies are made.... Those signs I taught you came in handy.......those and a lot more! Back later.......it's 55 degrees and hubby wants to go...
  22. ....ooh!......Bev and I scuba dive!
  23. Hows about a sign language interpreter?
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