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  1. ranger
    Happy birthday, Tiff. Sorry I'm late. Sleezusta
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    Happy B-day better late than never to Jess. Hope you had a good one. Sleez
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    HAPPY THANKSGIVING fellow cills! Had one turkey dinner at MIL, now at second one at daughters! And I'm stuffed! Didn't have to drive far, though. How the heck is everyone. Miss chatting with yall. Miss everything but nuttins changed - just getting poorer and poorer, but in good spirits. Hope all of you eat till yer sick, like I am. And to my non...
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    Probably late. but have a mostes happiest birthday of all! Sleez
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    Just a poop in. The wizard of Oz and a Love-making yeti all in one day! Here's what it's like to be 24/7 with your husband. IT SUCKS! I am coming out of retirement and amm going to get a job just to get away or I will surely kill him! Or, at least, maime him. Anybody been in this situation? What's a woman to do? Anyway, it's Nov 14, sunny and...
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    hi, fellow psillies! I have momentary, temporary use of a computer. Sounds like yer all havin fun. gettin drunk, and eatin beaver! Shame on you! Since I left sillyville< I have become a modle sitizen. I am beneath reproach, almost becoming God-like. And it's boring! Am goin back to my evil ways. After Dh got laid off and my puter crashed...
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    Howd you get a pic of my DH?
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    Just a poop in. God, I miss talking about poop and vomit, not having to worry bout spellin and "Perfect English" and being uncerimonially un civilized! My computer crashed and I can't afford a new one. Just wanted to thank you all for the many times you've lifted my spirits. Hope to poop in now and then, but access is hard now. You all sound so good...
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    Wah! I missed it. Dumb computer. Dumb selph! Will Alexis be a wee-silli? Why do we live in the midwest? Because we don't want to be swallowed up by a huge sunami, or slidden into the sea. That's a phact! Later. I have got to buy a heater. Because I live in the MIDWEST. Or am I in the mid east? Or, am I in one of the mid-Atlantic...
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    [quote name='Mtndog' date='Oct 18 2009, 04:04 PM' post='568851' ranger Sleuzen and Curly Lisa- I am sorry about the jobs. These is hard times. Kurt's comapny just got cut in half, although luckily he kept his job and insurance because we would be so screwed without it (as in living with his parents). I know something will happen for you guys, but it...
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    The other day, i went to the grocery and signed my check SLEEZEN %*#**%@. They rejected it. I had to make out a new check! Yous guys are infltering my real life, whatever that is! Happy B-late B-day B-Al! How about calling him "Al ,Al, the ladies pal"? So, Peotra Irano Evilosovich....all Muscovite ducks have to do is go to that page and click on...
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    I am so conphused! How can you see someone on the beach in Hiawatha from anywhere, anytime? Told you, I got nuttin goin upstairs. It's still cold here, but at least the sun pooped out for awhile. I haven't seen it for so long, it skeered me. I thaught it was an IUD or a flying saucer, or sumptin like that! It glowed! Jest - I need Hawaii......
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    Potty - congrats on the new house. When we moved to Ohio, we moved into our first brand new house. Our funiture didn't come for 3 days, and we could have stayed in a motel on the company's dime but baught some bedding and slept on the floor! We were so excited! It's a good feeling. Sorry, Peter, that I turned your cat into a dog. God, I have magical...
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    Be Happy!
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    Sorry about your dog, Peter. I am diabetic, too, and my last A1C was 7.6. So, I'm kinda like your dog. Do the numbers translate equally between humans and dogs? OMG! My husband got laid-off today! Starting Mon. Oct.19. I had a mamogram sceduled for Mon. Oct 19 at 4:00. Our health insurance is also terminated Mon, Oct 19. I called, and got an emergency...
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    Goodnight, my fallow sillys (can I call you that?). It is cold and wet here in Ohio -and that is in the house. But, I was able to pick fresh basil to put on my chicken and vege Alfredo and it was GOOD. It won't be there much longer. Nor may I. After all the broccoli I ate tonight, I will be probably be like an exploding cow am. Remember, the family...
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    AmAmAm.... The human version is the only version. At least, that I know about. Look closely at the pic. You can see that the vital tube is coming from the wrong end. While you can measure the gass from a cilli-yaks ass, you can't measure anything emoting from the BRAIN of an avowed Siily-yack. Because we, as a group, are lacking that basic faculty,...
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    It's true - the prep is way worse than the procedure Good luck to you tomorrow and let us know how you're doing. Susan ps Did you ever try to close the door so the dog can't get in? That would annoy me. Mine used to sit outside the door and whine. Annoying, but not so bad as having the thing stare at me in wonderment!
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    I've made Mac N Cheese with Tinkyada brown rice elbows with good results. My gluten OK husband likes the as well as any glutteny Pasta. Don't care for the corn pasta I've tried but I don't know if that's because it's corn, or the brand. Don't eat a ton of any pasta.
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    Keys? Trumpets? Battles? Me thinks Em might be hittin the bottle or mabe a little run in with an haluccigenic master-baiter. OK. Hears the skinny on the phart Question, which I know you guys are all done with but when it comes to the gassy side of life, I can't let go even though some say I go on and on but I reasure you that I don't nor would never...
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    Go to Russia. You don't need good food, you need a good experience.
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    whoops. Sorry!
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    How would you count multiple farts in one event? I would beat your wimpy pfart h-band, I'm sure. She's a lady - oh, oh oh, she's a lady oh, oh, oh, she's a lady, and the lady is mine. du dup- da dup du dup........ Never mind. I can't type that fast.
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    How would you count multiple farts in one event? I would beat your wimpy pfart h-band, I'm sure. She's a lady - oh, oh oh, she's a lady oh, oh, oh, she's a lady, and the lady is mine. du dup- da dup du dup........ Never mind. I can't type that fast.
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    So, Peytor elsack Groinvonovich, Why is it that every time I read one of your posts (no matter how measely) I turn Roosky? What wood you be embarphing on to eat for what you call "dinner"? Whould it be that prized Rushin meal, Fried Pharts? Or, would it be the dellicontesants meal of raw sturgeon eggs on black bread. With a side of buckwheat. Or, would...
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