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    Hens can lay eggs without the need for a rooster. If you want fertilized eggs, you will need a rooster, but they can get gross. When I had cxyvbirds, I had roosters. They soon went into the cookin pot. They were mean and put blood-streakes into the eggs. Women can lay eggs, also without the need for a mail. But they won't produce offspring. We do need...
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    I know I'm not supposed to apoligize on this forum thread, but I am. It's because my heads been in that pot for so long. I took a choc cupcake out of my freezer and am going to EAT IT. Then, I'll be better. Sorry I forgot some of you. It's so confusing forn a pee-brain like me. Tomorrow, I will start wring that book. It will be called " Sickles and...
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    Ya know, yer phootz are lookin mighty fine tonight. Maybe it's cause my head has been in a big pot for quite sometime now. Since the 60's, when I named my first born Sember. No wonder I'm so wrinkled up and pruned -faced. First off, I loved Louise Nevelson- not her art, but her face. When I was 18, I wanted to look like her. Now that I do, I want...
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    Geoss, Got my glasses on, am looking at the pic of Lyle. Can't tell. Cat, dog chicken? Can't be a chicken, they don't have teeph. But whatever, Poor little guy! Hope he gets better. Son graduated from Yale. When I visited, it was SOOO Ivy Leagueish. Hard to believe something so horrific could happen there. The towns not so hot, but apparently...
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    I'm not a huge fan of Patrick Swaze, but I liked him and enjoyed several of his movies. So, it surprized me when I started crying when I heard he had died. I very rarely cry. Maybe it's the underlying (not so underlying in my case) fear we all have of any kind of digestive cancer. He faught long and hard. On a lighter note. Did anyone feel the...
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    Petter- I did not slither under the bed because I loaphe yer feete, but rather I luphe your feet! They are MAGNIFICENT! Emaalox, you got me. I have been hiding as a Rushin double-spy, but am actually living in a secret encave in Arizona as a Burundian. I just got so sick of those Tootsie's always rapin me and stealing me vod Ka. Hell, we gots the...
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    ..............AFTER SEEING PEOTRS PHEET.....................HAVE TO TAKE TO THE BED..................................CAN'T POST UNTIL I RECOVER.......................NEED RUSHIN VODKA, BUT DON'T HAVE ANY..................HAVE BERUNDIAN VOd KA!
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    To the men: PRYTER ILYA SONOFACOSLAWEATINTROTSKI. Hi. How are your feet? If you don't want to reveal them, I understand, but, I have seen your balls. You didn't seem so shy then! If you don't want to show your pheets, then at least, show your pheats. Then, you will be annoynted into the Sons Of Podiatrists, a secret society of drug addicts and foot...
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    My $0.02, About a month ago, I had a spinach salad off the gluten-free menu at a restaurant I had eaten at before with no problem.. I got "glutened".. I was very mad at the restaurant. A Couple of days later, I made one at home, and got glutened again, but I knew that wasn't possible. It was the Spinach, and I've eaten it all my life. Haven't eaten...
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    You guys slay me! But, once again, too much for the pee-brain to synchronize. I have to quit sleeping. My questione- Who judges the phoot contest? And, is it the ugliest or prettiest foot that wins? I've picked out one of each- I'll never tell. I think I've found some common ground among us.... 1. None of us seem to be anal-retentive house cleaners...
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    As I told you, since my SIL (who has a Masterbaters degree in Russian Lit) fixed my PC, I cannot get video on my personal computer (PC). I donowno how to make botched soup and beef stroganoff and ptravonovich balls as a very sad derivitive of that expain. Please! The song, Signs, was published in 1970. and done by a band called "The 5 Man Electrical...
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    I had never heard of HS untill I just read these posts. I don't have this, but just want to tell you all that it does sound bad and I hope you all find relief. If you are new to the gluten free diet, thier is a wealth of knowledge on this forum. Feel free to ask away. Hope you all overcome what sounds like a very painfull condition. Susan
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    Could very well be celiac. I was 62 when I first started having symptoms, but attributed them with diabetic meds, which I had also just started taking. You can get tested through blood tests and an endo, but you need to be injesting Gluten to do so. Or, if it's not practical for you to that, you can go on the gluten free diet and see what happens. Hope...
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    M- Type 2 and you? Ya, it bugs me when it goes that low, especially since I spend so much time alone. But, it gives me an excuse to eat a Butterfinger bite (like I need an excuse). NOTHIN and I mean NEVER does anythig EVER travel between my synapses. No known strip can measure the great void. But, ya do clean up well. luv the hair! Jestica- You...
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    Jaggernut- You only need to shave 1 leg and then put yer best foot forward. Pester- Don't want to see your balls again, just a vew of your feet. Em-modiem- If If moved my c-pot, i wood have to cook and paint. Way too lazy. Am an unscheduled person, but every am have the same routine. Stumble to the kitchen, hit the on on button on the coffee...
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    In all Syriousness (BTW- I am Irish) I am, by law, not allowed to show my pheet in publlic. You guys can bandy your feet aroud, like boobs at Marde Gras. F#* Fett I love New Orleans. I had so much fun there in a few days. I started to write a book. The title was "Sarah Offinger and her Seven Starving Offpsring'. iT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY....
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    Emcomatose..........It is so upsettin to me to think that Gertrude could be my motha. I was told my Mofo was white and that her name was Betty. And, I am very white - blonde hair (turnig grey) and blue eyes. But, maybe I was ripped out of the womb of Gertrude by that Omaha cult and they died my skin and put permanent blue contacts in my eyes! But...
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    My sister lives in Broolkyn and witnessed the events. My cousin does x-rated cross-stitch. Anybody else got a wierd family member? Alabama Susan Slammer.
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    Nice pheet all, but not as nice as mine. Mine are so nice that I could be footmodel. Of couse, I would have to wear oven-mitts on them to protect them from bastages like you guys who would like to cut them off to make high gelatinous soup out of them. . Perfect pheet, jelous bastages. I am not allowed, by law, to show my feet in public for the feer...
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    You guys have gots to no buy now that I'm "metally challenged" and can't possibly respond to so much stuff! God, all I did was sleep. Except for this one. Em-bolism! You snuck into my crock-pot query. That really crocked me up! Not only out of contest, but totally unexpected in that place. Here's the reciept. 1. Cut the erasor tips off...
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    poultine, poultine, we all scream for poultine. Do ckns eat poultine? Ckns eat anything, including each other. thier offspring, thier husbands, wives, and lovers. Ever here of fighting cocks? Boy, you dont' want to mess with one of those! I once had a Banti rooster who attacked me and if my car window wouldn't have been closed, I could have lost...
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    What is wrong with both the Susan's I, too am as you. Have an art desk setup (for 3 years,now). Have paint, brushes, paper that my daughter gave me for my b-day 1 1/2 years ago. It all has a crock-pot sitting on it! We need art therapy! Maybe the sillys can kick our collective ass and make us do it. Doubt it.
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    Swoosie- Am I to understand that you are an artist currently not arting? Or did I get sumptin wrong, which I oft do? Sloozy
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    Finally got my ckn hen rooster thing straight. And I raised the things! Shame on me! The rooster never asks directions! So true.
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    My husband feels like he is chained to my feet. Poor clueless footless man. Of course chickens don't have PenII. They are female. Roosters must have penusess because if you have chk they will lay eggs without a rooster, but they will lay fertilized eggs with a rooster, so they must have coitus. As must we all, if we want fertilized eggs. I have no...
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