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  1. ranger
    Thanks for the ideas. Torrorow, I'm going to try making noodles with buckwheat flour. Any recipes?
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    what's your reciped for hummus? I'm afraid to buy the deli kind, but I can't find tahini.
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    I've only been glutened by trace amounts, and it usually lasts at least 3 days. I cna't imagine eating as much as you -I would probably be sick longer. Sure hope you get better.
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    Anybody no what causes leg and feet cramps at night? I try to keep a bar of soap under my sheet, and that works, but sometimes it slips out, and I cramp.
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    I am so not afraid of testoterone. They say turkey is high in it, and some people buy supplements of it to help them sleep. I, myself, keep a bottle of it next to my bottle of wodka, and have been known to take a nip of it from time to time. All right. All the time. So, men, throw your balls my way -I'll saute them with a little garlic and fresh basil...
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    How the hell can Horton hear me from so far away?
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    When I was first married (centuries ago!), I did not know how to cook. Don't know why -both parents were great cooks and I took the perfunctory home ec class, but I was clueless. One day, I decided to not open a can of dinner, and bake a meatloaf. I remembered that my Mother put green pepper in it, so I chopped up one, threw it in a pound of ground beef...
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    On the questione on my Rangerdom...It just shows my complete lack of imagination. Am I a pheerles phorest ranger phyting phires? No Am I like a phree-range chicken, gruntin around taking what I want, where I want, with whom I want? No Do I have a 6 ovctavious singing ranger? No Do I live phree and home on the range? No Is it because ranger...
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    Petra- You have a problem. You have way two many balls. Most men I know have 3-5, you have 35! Not only unhealthy, but also a sexal turn off. What woman wants to see 35 balls danglin down there? You must get them surgically removed post-haste. Or, you could give them to Amanda and she could feed them to her new phurry phriend. ...
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    Me thinks I'm going to Hikup and pass out too. Like a good Spanish Granma and a Bubushka. Thank God I had know children. They may have turned out like me.. Goodnight My Irish eyes are smilin and always will. Whats the point of a divers license...just jump in! Don't breathe Good buy
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    Snickers balls? Portabella balls? Grapefruit in wine sauce balls? Come- squat balls? I am cluless- as if you guys didn't notice. Edible balls........... Goodness, Grasios, Sweetballs of fire! He was another one who had a young girl hiding in plain site. Ptor, you have to sho me your balzac! Johns lovely, soon to be Spanish, wife...
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    Peorters balls? Baseballs, footballs ? The majesto bowling balls? I've never wondered what another mans balls look like (big ly) till now. Now, I want to see big Rushin balls. Do they wink at you, or smile at you? I hope my husband doesn't see this. He thinks I'm a virgin. Oh, yeah. Your fiend, Woozy Suzy
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    Ok, fellow spillis (can I call you that?) I'm depressed about being unborn and giving birth. I not only missed out on my childhood, but I missed out on hers cause I wasn't born yet. So, I'm drinking a HUGE bottle of '09 Corbett Canyon Merlot. Do you think the wine gods will smite me down? Is it that I have bad taste, or that I taste bad? So many questions...
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    petravich I vanovich Do you mean hiding in plain site like that perv in Ca.? Are you in a tent in my backyard? Czrarest Slutvana Oftheghettokoff
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    Happy Birthday. It is my daughter's 40th. Of course, I'm only 27. If you thaught the articulate conception was wierd, how about the unborn giving birth. Oh, yeah. I do believe she's over the hill, but you have a long year of jumping on your wii-wii to go. And, that sounds like just plain old phun! My phlocking husband never buys me any thing, but then...
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    I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. We had to put our dog down. She was so very sick, but she was our child. 4 years, and I'm still grieving. But I know what you mean- the look in her eyes begged us to let her go.
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    How very, very tragic. My condolenses to your family and your sisters friends family. I will be praying for you. Susan
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    I had a problem with depression pre-gluten free. Now, when I get gluttened, the depression rolls over me like a fog. It's just amazing how my outlook changes so drastically. It lasts a couple of days, but I understand it and can deal with it better. I'm really careful to not get glutened! It's also amazing how many systems this illness affects. Hang...
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    Hope is the operative word here. Thank you for that! I am 9 months gluten free and, while I am much better, I am not back yet. And, it is frustrating. Sometimes I feel like just eating a twinkie and forget about all this nonsence, but then I think about the consequences. Yikes! Your message spurs me on. There will be a day when your words will be my...
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    WOW1 Is it dust the tree of us? Did someone call a psilly convention and not tell me about it? Where are yall hiding?
  21. ranger
    These can all be sympoms of celiac. My question to you is- Why would you ingest gluten if it causes such horrendous problems? My suggestion- lok at gluten as poison like I do, and stop eating it. I hope you see the gluten free light!
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    Ah, the yearly bamogram. Can You imagine what it's like for a woman with no titlelists. Owy! Then, they told me I had tiny lumpets, so I had to have a cervical biopsy. Tips to small for a needle biopsy! Upside- everything Ok Downside- my left booblet is even smaller. I WANT SOME JUNK FOOD!
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And it's lasted all day! I'M A SHINLESS, TITLESS, BUTTLESS WONDER OF A WOMAN! Almost went down the drain.
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    Where is everyone? If you think I was nonphunni yesterday, I am 50 times more nonphunni today. I'm going to take a shower -maybe if I look down, I'll see sumptin to laugh about. Letcha no. Ms. Susan Sagsalot
  25. ranger
    My BP usually runs aroun 140/80 on loppessor. I'm supposed to take lisinipril and a diuetic, but don't. 8 monthe on the glutrn free diet has lowered my BG, but has not affected my BP. Stopped exersizng for my 2 years of having to be near a bathroom. Maybe if I start again, it will help, but gluten-free diet hasn't. Congrats to all of you that have seen...
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