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nikki-uk

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  1. Missed that one Leese! My google ads are most boring Coeliac disease or IBS? Home 5 min test Zedira Your partner in Celiac Disease and Transglutaminase Technology! PFFT!!!!!!!!!..whatever
  2. Morning peeps!!!!! Missing absent psillies - they must come back to the bosom of the brethren!!!!!!!! So, this morning Alzey's been send home from school by 9.30am 'cos of water contamination in the school? Plenty of time for the devilchild to be excluded Dear gaaaawd!!...just one day sans sons!! All the...
  3. Email me in 10 years (DC is 14 yrs) and I'll share some top tips in handling errant teens <Got no real plan actually, just hoping he grows up SOON!!! BAH!!! >
  4. HOLY CRAP!!!!!.......he is a scary a$$ dude First day back to school for Als & Devil Child. Sometimes I forget why Martin's moniker is DC....... ........... t'was hell on earth trying to get him out of bed this morn that's fo' sho'. Anyhoo - was rudely reminded by lunchtime, with a call from his tutor, telling me they...
  5. NO idea wot yooz are on aboot....BUT I chuckled to think of jumpers sweaters made from the hair of childs WHO is this beast?!?!?! Is my body clock ok?? ....up at 6.00am for the school run (*shudder*)..... have a pheeling I may keel over and need a pm nap WITH Tiger Pig )
  6. Congrats!!!!! ..oh...and enjoy!!!!!!
  7. Knew ya did Jess Very refreshing..... UH -oh, off to read now. Sorry you're having such a hard time Joodee :-( {{{hugs}}}
  8. *Cough* ..well, their sewage system can't take paper - so there's a wee (no pun intended) bin next to the loo. ....BUT, the loo has an ingenious 'tap' built in - kind of like a bidet/toilet all in one....(fascinating stuff, imperative for seelyacks to know ) So..... while you lose 'flushability'.... you gain an excellent bum washer
  9. GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm BAAAAACK from the Turkish abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...am DELERIOUS from lack of sleep , been awake since....... .....Sunday morning .....body thinks it's cocktail time WIH?!?!...gotta get me act together...kids back to school tomorrow It's cold and raining Post holiday blues will commence shortly...
  10. GAH!!!!!!!!!!! So many new psillıes AND a new queen too Still laughıng at Soozles 2 day reıgn Still stupıdly hot here ın Turkey ( Nikki lıkes thıs) ...they are expecting the fiırst rain ın 2 weeks - Im outta here by then!!! My choıce of cocktaıl today will be Black Russian (2 for 1 at 4pm......is that too early??? ) ...
  11. Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUYS!!...bare wıth me - strange Turkısh keyboard (what ıs theır alphabet? ) GADS - slıghty traumatic journey caused by Alş (<---not rıght but approprıate ) CONSTANT vomıttıng ..never seen owt lıke ıt - but he,s ok now. Nıght flıghts are EVIL Today I learn that Kes means delete Jes...
  12. Excellent plan!!!!!!!!! Pheel ya on the bean/phaaaarts Joodee!!...hope all your problems are sorted by the time I get back from me hols ...wondering how Em's getting on.... BORED!!!!!!!!!!....2 hrs before we leave for the airport <drummimg me fingers> Gaaawd awful flight times of 10.45pm,...... by the time we...
  13. *raising hand* Also member of the IBTC
  14. I looked, there was NONE I think I am!!!!! ........ too late now - if I ain't got it I'll have to buy out there Yep, Seuze....WIH?!?! I can nae allow anymore Manchester interlaced wiv fear dammit!!!!!!!!!!! , you must come away wiv me instead - you may not sleep for 2 weeks but it WOULD be a fortnight to remember...
  15. Ditto!!! (we're off to Turkey Sunday eve) Safe travels for Em & Amanda!!...must organise my thoughts ( ) and decide where to start, ...WHAT to pack <Umm, where are the passports??>
  16. SOL!!! BEVELL!! (*snort*-out-loud!!) Does this mean you are finally becoming more normal?? You must be gutted having to eat ice-cream & take naps eh???? Tel has just about shook his cider hangover off now !!
  17. Em.... both fantastic trees Hope you get through Sunday ok Amanda!!...found Open Original Shared Link
  18. Please STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Weezely, Alvin & the chipmunks voice Leesar's Brian wearing a thong???
  19. PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank gaaaawd!!!!!!!!!..... Tel has phinally gonna sleep!! (he got overly cidered and became most tiresome playing old records and such ...... but wait.....it's bed time anyway ) *giggle* I did go there....It'were phunny seeing the 2 manatars but 'serious' posts Do we mean Vaseline??? .......
  20. HELL YES!!!!!!!!! Love shorts actually - frankly the bigger the better <this rule applies to many things in life >
  21. Hi Peeps!!! Sun is shining ☼ Brit in garden Seuzhee painting the sole of her flip flops red Back later......
  22. OMG!!!!!!........ Viagra Phallus....totally worthy of the totem *sigh* You too eh??... why are all the old school chums fabulously wealthy and successful Very slow brain today.....tired....... Harry (Lithuanian kitteh) woke me up at 2.00am leaping out of the cat carry box on top of me wardrobe He...
  23. What you need is a cocktail (maybe a screwdriver? ) with that medley...... chocolate, smokes, booze.......SORTED GAH!!!!!!! No posting the results of those 'dodgy' <wink, wink> quizzes on FB anymore
  24. GAH!!!!!!!!!! Finally a cat moar dramatic looking than Boris!!!!! ....(he IS a drama queen!..I also think he's gay ) ...and how is it that I knew that cat was Japanese?? ..even WITHOUT noticing the writing on the TV. Can a cat 'look' Japanese??? Harry (the rogue interloper kitteh we took in) looks Eastern European....Lithuanian methinks...
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