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  1. Mygawd, it is a pain being the token Brit sometimes ..but Open Original Shared Link it is!!!! reminds me of a 'wagon wheel' ......did yer have them???
  2. Air?? I don't NEED air in me cake!!!!!!!!!! Oh bloody YUM!!!!
  3. Dear gaaaaawd, I found the twinkie Open Original Shared Link - just look at the ingredients!!!!!!! It'll surely kill ya (but looks bloomin' scrumptious!! )
  4. Thanks Patti - we are going to the bank Monday ....the bank better cover it !!! ...but the most heinous thing of all???? Because it's a joint account the bank have cancelled my card and I won't get a new one for 5 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!! Wot no shopping?????....what's a girl TO DO??????????? Are they biscuitty?? (cookie like) cake...
  5. BAHHHH!!!!!!!!! busted by the emoticon police then..... The bank have phoned me today to tell me that hubby\\\'s card has been \\\'cloned\\\' (very sci-fi) and that a person in India has very kindly taken it upon themselves to spend ALL our cash (and then some) Either that or Terry has a secret double life in Mumbai (he does look very tanned ...
  6. SILLIES!!!!!!! I see Janet!!! ...can't stop guys.......yes, working in the garden again and now it's time for the gym An Alpha biped?????.......sounds like some sort of bike to me...maybe a scooter??? Tornadoes!!!!! Oh gaaawd you yanks do love a bit of WEVVAH (glad all are ok) Must dash, more later......
  7. ^ l l l New av of fetching Grecian lady who lives at the bottom of my garden (does that count as a neighboUr??? )
  8. ..late to the party but HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Have a good one girl!!!!! (MOJITOS, MOJITOS!!!) Blimey - I have been so busy in the garden today - fabulous wevvah, so good in fact that I poodled about in my shorts and bikini top ( so sorry if you are eating) I think I've shook off the winterpaleunexposedskinformanymonthslook...
  9. ....wait.....LISTEN!!!!! ...Is that a collective sigh of relief from the sillies??? ....is it REALLY true??? .....can it be???? Tell me again IT'S MOJITO SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh thank gaaaaawwwd
  10. S-oozie hope the steroid kicks in toot sweet....evil supporating wobbly blistering barnacles!!!!!!!!!!!! ...but at least The Buble didn't let you down OMG!!! There he is!!! He is everything I imagined AND MORE!!!!! Stepford vets for Stepford pets!!!
  11. I like your style Amanda!!!...swapping the gym for shopping???.......SHOPPING's gotta win everytime ...and usually I avoid it where poss...but all of Al's clothes worn in Florida were washed and promptly chucked back in his suitcase 'til I could be bothered to sort it. Now, the plan is...iron it, put it away, ready for another holiday...
  12. So sillies - t'is another glorious warm day in blighty....I have mucho ironing to do but cannot waste the day indoors (sunny warm days being such a rarety!).....I may have to drag the ironing board out in the garden <neighboUrs think I'm crazy lady ...& they could be right > I've found the PERFECT clothing attire should S-oozie go...
  13. OMG - S-oozie's still up (early morn here) This can mean 2 things: Itching is driving her crazy Got steroids (itching abated) ...CANNOT sleep When Terry was on steroids he used to get up at 3.00am to make eggs + bacon (Steroids give you an appetite) <----- I always though this guy was 'smelt a fart' guy , although it...
  14. Dear gaaaaawd That is SHOCKING .....shocking , shocking I never knew such evil plants existed !! ....but only some react like that???? Crap...so IF I ever go to California I would have to wear jungle khakis and TOTAL skin coverage as I have THE most sensitive/allergic skin .....scary Hope you get the magic cream Susie!!! ...
  15. OMG!!!! I MUST get a trunk monkey!!!!!!! ARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!! 15 pound cats weeing on yer 'ead??? <no thankyou> Will's litter tray has GONE (yipee!!)........and he now goes by the more regal, grown up name of ''Captain Willow'' OK, please enlighten the Brit....what the heck is Poison Oak????? ...sounds eeevil - poor Susie...
  16. Glorious weather on this 'May day' bank holiday (dunno why we call it 'bank' holiday) Oot & aboot??? Sounds like a nod to our Scottish friends .......wait what Scottish friends??? {{{hugs}}}} Amanda My thoughts are with her (and you)
  17. EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!! (shame no pic, would have liked to see the rippers smiling l'il face ) Good job spreading the word........ ALEX!!!...not long now until the big day????
  18. Sarah survived!!!!!! *dribble* Low calorie right?????? Em, great tree emoticon!! T'is a holiday here....but the weathers good for a change.....much gardening to tend to
  19. Emily!!!!!!!!!! Thoroughly enjoyed the canal boat trip and what a greeting you gave me this time at the airport!!!!!! Am I on the couch tonight???? My favoUrite.....and I'm strangely fascinated by this sport Oh what a beauty!!!!!! Buy her, buy her, buy her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news on...
  20. Great!! The more the merrier!! Anyone else want 'in' on the revised edition 'Em' dream??? Pthaughmn!!!!! There YOU are!!!!! ....you ok???
  21. Hubby loves Natasha Bedingfield's songs......I don't mind 'em....she has got lovely teef for a Brit though hasn't she??? What???..... without an alarm clock??? I would NEVER get up and sleep forever!! (if only my bladder would!) Ok, I'll forgive you for being rude Em & look forward to the 'Em friendly' version tonight...
  22. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!!!!!! (LATER IN THE WEEK!) -bladdered -Brahm's & Liszt (cockney rhyming slang for 'pissed') -Lashed -Paraletic -rat arsed ...have a good one Sarah!!!! ...now onto the strange & disturbing I had a dream last night that I made an (impromptu) visit to Emily's (as you do....just pop...
  23. Part deux..... Now this is good news!!! ARGGHHH!!!!..Amanda's only got one shoe (Is that a song title? .. 'cos if it ain't it should be ) Susie's cider tastes like ARSE??? Ewww - hate when that happens ....arse flavoUred cider NEEARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luke's principal is an pompous pratt !!( ).......and...
  24. Part one ******** Afternoon chaps!!! HOOTS MAN!!! I've booked a 4 day break to Bonnie Scotland for June ...t'was purely on impulse AND the kids are supposed to be at school Jess!! I need to borrow your av!!! Julie!!!! (sweertheart)....poor deluded Julie....you know when you have to shrink your pic to fit for the av...I always squish...
  25. That's global warming for ya! Bloomin' freezing here too Julie ....GADS I can't wait 'til I don't have to use the heating (chaaaa-ching!) It's been heavy rain for days,.....a slugs paradise My joints don't like the damp (I clearly need to move to a warmer/dryer clime )
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