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nikki-uk replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Afternoon peeps and.... PINCH PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm terribly late, apologies. Free health care plan and a lifetime supply of bananas?? We do indeed Em - but careful!!! The mods outnumber the mere mortals on this this thread!! Yeah rrrrright 'Brazilian cheese... -
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Oh, forgot My Catherine is crap and I'm bored of it ...life is cruel.....but I want bootiful phigure -
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Uncle Ray is in phine phettle today!!!!! OK, this made me laugh ...but for some reason this lone word made me laugh harder ....snort even ...and yes, skirt tucked in knickers has happened to me (t'was young and svelte so didn't scare any horses thankfully ) I had had (?) to use a *gasp* public loo in the... -
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Yep, tell me about it. We tend to have much smaller cars/engines here (to counteract the cha-ching factor!) plus we are a small island so generally don't have to travel too far to get anywhere e.g my son's school is 3 miles away. GAHHHH!!!!!!!! AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!! NOT the tights-tucked-in-the-skirt scenario!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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nikki-uk replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
No sweetcorn OR nuts ...no chunky ...and a stack of mixed emoticons about that matter Give us the url...give us the url Knew you'd do well OMG!!! Found a FANTABULOUS invention Open Original Shared Link -
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Superb No pooping??....so <scribbling down ''Julie NOT up for Ripper's challenge of eternal good health'' > WAit ...it IS your OWN poo you have to eat???.......('cos to eat someone elses would be grosse ) -
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*snigger*...well p'raps a tad What about GrEy hair??? ....will that go as well??? So many questions...we need a conference call with the ripper......STAT (hee-hee ....lurve saying that, all American like) -
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Dear gawd........Alex is getting married in TWO WEEKS!!! ....AND she still has time to post here??!! The yeti is ready (even got a bit of a tan from the Florida sun) and we've got the care bear ready......... I can travel .........but I can't pay ...a common dilemma always slowing down my plans of a world tour I do get sea sick... -
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NEARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't turn up for ONE day & you guys are eating sh%t ???!!!!!!! GADS!!!!!!!! hellascious hallitosis though.......don't you just hate the sh%t breath?? Son of Silly is trying to re-adjust but is prone to falling asleep unexpectedly if you don't keep him talking ...he managed to stay awake at school... -
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Afternoon sillies!!!!! Got my boy back & all is right in the world!!! He has had THE most phabulous time but is knackered!!!!!! (and yes, older, taller and a tad wiser? ) His wee face lit up when he saw us ......but he's gone very quiet on us now....think he's too tired to talk now! GADS - I think he's got souvenirs from every... -
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LISTEN UP USA!!!! You have had Son of Silly phar too long and I must request .....NAY ....DEMAND him back.... tomorrow morning by 9.30pm British summer time!!!!!! Yeah thanks for that one America!!....hubby still pheels the need to do that (and dutch oven ) ....where only the phartee laughs OMG!! Death by a 'massive internal... -
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HEEELLLLOOO sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got nothing to say really Realised that son of silly is coming home from Florida Sunday morning!! - so had to plunge myself into productivety and thoroughly tidy his room. (GADS 2 weeks have flown by!) OMG!!! You got 'em as well??? What's your tip??.....got 'em ALL over me roses ... -
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Thus blowing yer fringe bangs? out of your eyes......very ingenious Now that Janie has put it like that, I must concur that hair with grEy is preferable to no hair sans grEy Women after me own 'eart Please all stay well enough to enjoy it!!!......oh... and enjoy the rest of the turds LiQUorice always has wheat... -
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Morning sillies!! ..haves been mulling over the Facial Arse vs Dangling chin feet dilemma Yep - it's gotta be chin feet methinks (although good idea on the fringe...well remembered Patti ) T'was the fashion aspects + cannot allow 'sweatybumcrackonface' The ripper truly astounds me with his quizzical thinking (takes... -
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Picturing Julie circling said treadmill, sniffing it, tentatively touching it but withdrawing her hand rapidly (in case it bites - which it may you never know) Tomorrow Julie can hold the rail (good luck ) -
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The important thing to remember Em is that it's warm rain Beautimous ....is that a word??? I must use it more !! I suspect it needs the combination of chinese/elderly factors ...the earliest the Yeti can get mean is Monday morn.....he's just having such a blast with Al as... -
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Patti!!!.......don't make me get angry!! ....you are most definitely NOT a loser!!!!!!! Let us know how the re-test goes T'is a rather grey, wet, dull St Georges day here in blighty .......nothing to do but chores ...but first a rather cheeky joke....... A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The... -
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Wow! - would have been more interesting for you Peter had the technician been a girl ....I must say 'our' cable guys don't do anything so cavalier as climb poles as all our cables are underground OMGAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! Mine's Operation REDUCE the thighs a Russian shot putter would be proud of ... -
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Congrats to them!!! Janet!!!....'Big Jim & the twins' Carry on ...am gardening......back laters -
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YES, YES!! Most important you don't forget the tequilla darn it!! Argh - the job debate Firstly - Patti - your offer sounds perfect BUT scary Susie - GADS I am sooo sorry the whole job thing gets you so worked up - t'is a travesty as *I* (and other sillies) know you have many many qualities. You know , I've always thought you should be... -
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Excellent work Patti!!! Terry & I are getting out there today - he's digging - I'm cutting grass I'd love to buy some fruit trees...see some really nice ones on QVC (truly forbidden fruit!) Amanda!! ...no wonder you don't need sleeping pills!!...what with working all week and having the little one at weekends ... -
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Morning sillies!!! T'is national stop snoring week here!! (I don't...he DOES ) Never mind Phautugmn - you're still doing the hypnosis, yes?? You know most fail at their phirst attempt......and I succeeded at my second go ...t'is heinously addictive <groan>....dental appointment lunch time ...I can't chew on one side... -
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Exactly!! I can't seem to find the right words (fuzzy head ).....and I know you are suffering big time Phatauogmn......but 5 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! You've GOT to see it through to the bitter end now - 'cos you CAN and WILL The benefits??? (one of many besides lung function)......on the 7th day , how many dollars have you saved??? Multiply by...