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nikki-uk

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  1. You do?? watch this space..... Try having an undx'd cOeliac child in nappies!!!!!! GAHHHHH!! (green guy WITH peg on nose)
  2. Nice one Janet hast thou silly come back????? Yes schwa is tres fascinating indeed Emily....MORE examples please Miss !!! Leap year day today meaning all single laydeez can ask their menfolk to marry them (er...y'all know I'm addressing this to SUSIE + KISSEY, right?? ) ......and now,....I must bore you with Further tales of Kitty...
  3. GAD!!!! I wonder if I would feel the same about London's twilights were I madly in lurrrrve Scares me too.......is this the wheeled contraption????? It was the best yet.....a warning to all who partake in the phaerie
  4. Always available on Sat nights Em (read... she has no life) Sat nights are hubby's Man/girl nights no, sillies!!! T'is his wine night ...but Patti??....you ARE COOL (with a cool cat ) Haumphfffffff!!!!!!!!! Feet not in a fit state to be viewed by public eyes yet - have been encased (still are) in thermal...
  5. Ah yes,........ in this situation you simply pass him the 'wet wipes' and let him sort his OWN Janet darn self out!!
  6. Which section is it listed under???? next to David Attenborough Wildlife documentary's ?? I reckon he paints whilst waiting phor the next hilarious phunny post ( logged in as anonymous) Unlike dogs, cats do not PRETEND to show guilt - they look at you and say '' Yeah, so I got a poopie butt chunk stuck to me arse....
  7. Donna Poopie butt is also fine OR (kitty Will) poo chunks ...some bad toilet humoUr going down today peeps!!!!!!!!!!
  8. I made it up 'Buckingham' green was a shade of paint my Mum always painted our front door I find it really puts my back out when I do that
  9. Poppers and flappers .....from NO WHERE!!!!!!! Kissey and the Ripper Excellent title...although...... Kitty Will and the cling -on's might be an alternative if the above name is taken (wee Will having a few constipation issues with butt scooting involved!! )
  10. Alot depends on your accent....a cockney can make the the 'th's' sound like 'f's' yer know, thus FOOLING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! ..........but wait .......WHY would you do that???? and make yourself OLDER??!!!! GAD!!!....please ignore me
  11. Blasted emoticon bustedness!!!!!!!! Afternoon sillies.....can I request that you DO NOT post excessively whilst I am sleeping - thankyou Nicola is larfin!! (very much but not allowed by the phorum to show HOW much) OK, let's think......... Near the sea (beach)???? OR The Mountains???? ...
  12. I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!! There's like.......1000 AND 1 songs of his that could be 'your song' <gag> <playing in London in July> GO BOOB-LAY Bucket anyone???????????
  13. Olivier Award BARRY MANILOW!!! ...um.....actually, I like some of his stuff NOTHING (after a few drinks) will get me singing & dancing quicker than Copocobana ''Her name was Lola......she was a showgirl........'' Talking of cheesy artists...does anyone else like Michael Buble????...... again & I like...
  14. I really don't think I'm buxom enough to be called a 'Wench' Thou doth clothe thy naked villany in....DUNGAREES???????? The fashion constabulary WILL hear about this! <even if you are king > Yeah ....he'd LOVE to do that He'd also like all doors and windows to be left open so he could sit half-in half-out...
  15. Morning sillies!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently Britain had an Open Original Shared Link last night!! Can't say *I* felt the Earth move I love hearing about the ripper's musings - (in green BUT very wealthy! ) King Ptaum-us the Tank Engine wears Green Levis??? Another day to try and tempt wee kitten Will into the garden - - may have...
  16. SARAH sighting!!!!!!!!!!!! wELL HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Hope your ok fellow silly!!!!! yep Great idea on the brain share (one & the same and all that) Wondering how Kissey copes with the lone dingo thoughts whilst shampooing carpets though Personally I'd drop the tab ...
  17. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! King Ptaum
  18. *sigh* David, David.........am most disappointed about the soup. So, um , when I (eventually) go out to the States to Susie's cabin who the HECK's going to COOK??????????? (It AIN'T Susie ) Boob tube?????......they don't suit me.....but I wager they look divine on you P.S DON'T LET Susie watch ANY cable TV ( she will NEVER move off the couch...
  19. Phil Collins....but .......they weren't too shabby Happy carefree teenage days before kids, husband, debts, worry marital/family bliss
  20. (Really going for it now) Um....what was I saying??????.......oh yes......Elton John (AKA Reg Dwight) Of course I like his music!!!! Never seen him live My favoUrite song is 'Daniel' (for my son )
  21. Yeah!!! So how many posts per page????? Depends how long they are I suppose (I expect Emily has a phlow chart somewhere)
  22. Oh Patti!!!!!! NEIL DIAMOND!!!!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!! My favoUrite song of his is Love on the Rocks Nonetheless this was my first brush with MJ story Well of course Scooter's our 'senior' silly.....he's the oracle!!!!!!!!!!!
  23. Mandatory cOeliac curse methinks.........my hubby's the same
  24. Morning David - pull yer finger out will yer (NOT PULL MY FINGER ...You really don't wanna do that) n.b - ''Pull your finger out'' = curious English saying meaning ''C'mon!!! Get your act together!! Hurry up!!'' (you will have to get used to my Angloisms ) Saw Genesis at Wembley Stadium London - - GAD!!! I felt grown up!!! (I was...
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