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  1. TriticusToxicum
    Oh, I remember it all too well. If you ever run into GH in your travels, and he offers to show you his tanning bed - JUST SAY NO! I'll leave it at that. ...and THAT is the newest GMO Butterball (note the abnormally large breasts) <-------------------------------------
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    Now THAT was an evening I'd rather forget!
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    I can't recall. He visited almost every day. Like clockwork. i think that particular picture was taken some happy hour at the local pub. The gang and i convinced him to join us for some brews and Emerald nuts. He probably looks pale relative to me and my George Hamilton tan.
  4. TriticusToxicum
    ...er, he's been dead since 1988, so that might confirm the zombie angle. The only way to tell for sure (aside from a cheek swab) is to offer him your car. If he drives on the extreme right of the road at a steady 25 mph it is likely gramps. (I think he still owes some folks a new mailbox)
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    Linebacker! Punter maybe!
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    ...please put down the weapon and step away from the edge... <reaches for pocket knife> My grandfather. I look like my grandfather...odd that you should know him I once again pose the question...is the fence for the protection of the residents, or the general public? ...another reason to not...
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    I'm the one without the glasses I get that alot. This is usually followed by a stampede and general chaos, hence my hesitance to post a photo.
  8. TriticusToxicum
    ...ah, yes...I fear a trip to Vestal is in the near future...Perhaps i can convince the wife to drop me at the hobby shop whilst she tries on every pair of shoes within the city limits There's nothing quie a frustrating for a male as waiting for the alpha female to finish in the dressing room. ESPECIALLY if there is not a comfy chair in the vicinity....
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    Happy November Fool's Day! I'd say Patti is your best bet for help w/ laundry - and only 2 hrs away! Why, she could come to your house and do it for you! When she's done there she can stop over at my house (her unpacking can wait ) I'll make peanut blossoms, and I'll even share my stash of Mike 'n Ikes with her...(That's candy, NOT people chained up...
  10. TriticusToxicum
    was he mumbling "brains...braaains...braaaains" by any chance? Has there been a rash of organ thefts in your gated community? Call Geraldo Rivera, he'll get to the bottom of this. Meanwhile keep the Iroqoius Skull crusher handy, and maybe sharpen a chef's knife or two.
  11. TriticusToxicum
    I'm sensing a trend towards exhibitionism in this thread... We're going to get an 'R' rating if this keeps up! (NC-17 if the yeti joins us! ) I think Susan's half-nekkid organ donor (too late for BOB ) inspired a few of you...I wonder if you are easily hypnotized as well...hmmm willing subjects...can you hear my metronome?<tick-tock> ...
  12. TriticusToxicum
    I'm almost certain you mean you aren't wearing a costume...but if you are indeed sportin' yer birthday suit - MORE POWER TO YOU! GIRL POWER!! (nice weather for it anyway )
  13. TriticusToxicum
    THEY (capitalized to show distrust and contempt) don't call them "drugs"...I have heard that THEY take a daily SOMA supplement...just a rumoUr as far as i know
  14. TriticusToxicum
    I am not BITTER. I am feeling much better since the shock therapy.
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    Given some more thought to the whle moderator question... perhaps the big cheese has slected our moderators witht he whole "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" mentality...HE (capitalized to show respect) is really keeping a close eye on a select bunch of known table dancers and trampoline bouncers...it makes me feel better to think this is...
  16. TriticusToxicum
    ...uhhhhh hallucinogenic drugs plus high places are pretty far down my list of things to do before i die...right towards the end...just above scaling a razor ribbon topped eletrified chain-link fence...naked...in the rain...at night...on national tv...in Alabama
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    Say...there are an awful lot of moderators in our midst ...ever get the feeling you're being watched...by a donut eating-powder-blue-shirt-wearing-table-dancing spy? Me-thinks they are here to goad us into party-fouls and the like...You've been OUTED! I've got my eyes on you, and you and you too! "you lookin' at me?"
  18. TriticusToxicum
    Halllooooooooo back atcha! I was painting in the old Dutch style of well, the Dutch boy. It was a fairly large canvas (the south side of my parents house) perched atop quite an easle (40' wooden ladder ). It went alright. I didn't fall. I was charged with scraping and painting the eaves and everything more than 15' off the ground. I was about 75% successful...
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    I'm off to paint in a few minutes. I HAD to drop in and catch up on the overnight sillies. I don't want to be 2 DAYS BEHIND I'm leaving you in charge of RG status checks, all things flatus, and this sweaty mess of Laundry Richard Simmons left me with. Consider yourself duely appointed by the the court. How say you? Carry on.
  20. TriticusToxicum
    It's french. Le Target - Tres Chic.
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    I bid you all adieu. I will be away tomorrow. <sniffle> Painting my parent's house...no internet there...<sniffle> Have fun. Carry on. HOLY SNOT! Richard Simmons is here! and wait...He's brought a trailer load of devotees! I'm outta here!
  22. TriticusToxicum
    didn't you get the memo? Robert Goulet and his Emerald Nuts are in the hospital.
  23. TriticusToxicum
    ...Old enough to be struggling with algebra homework?
  24. TriticusToxicum
    I wondered whatever happened to that kid. He was in that movie with Cher, right? "Mask" I think was the title?
  25. TriticusToxicum
    Bawbawa is your mail woman?
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