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  1. TriticusToxicum
    Munkustrap GOOD LUCK!
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    guilty of having too much time on my hands I could set up an appointment for you and Chuck to get together if you're interested BTW are you channeling Munkustrap in your avatar? There is something very familiar about the pose...
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    How about a change of address card from the USPS? Cards are always nice. It's the thought that counts
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    In my vast photograhic experience, I have found that nothing "makes" a picture quite like a little Chuck Norris. 'Manda - No thanks necessary, please just accept this a an early wedding gift. I'm sure Chuck will understand. I'm sending the doubles to him.
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    Oddly enough there is not a Wegman's in my neighbordhood ! They haven't made it this far east yet. I was just in Rochester 2 weekends ago. If only i'd known! Maybe we could photo-shop him into your avatar?
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    He has agreed - with one catch. He wants his picture taken with you and Danny Wegman. Chuck's a big fan.
  7. TriticusToxicum
    ...and i am supposed to be booking Chuck Norris for the parade - Priorities!
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    E-gads! Not the dreaded helicopter parents! I am actually forced to attend conferences devoted to dealing with these hovering types! Don't get me started
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    ...must bite tongue...resist urge to post off-color-response...GARRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Methinks this would require more of a schematic, with tableture and countless appendices. Or one picture. One picture is after all worth 1,000 words. I am fairly certain that such a demonstrative picture exists although i have never personally Googled...
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    <slips into his Cats costume> Memories.... This obviously ended with the yeti "tapping out" whilst in a submission hold applied by Chuck Norris. Why didn't Chuck Norris just snap his neck you might ask? Chuck is an animal lover (not in the Pennsyl-tucky sort of way), and the yeti is after all on the endangered cryptozoological species...
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    I can see the exhbit now...Scat as an interpretive artform. Look out Paris! Make room at the LouvRe!
  12. TriticusToxicum
    ...and what of the logistics? Does one need a shovel? A trowel? Or is a grocery bag inside-outed on one's hand sufficient?
  13. TriticusToxicum
    Will this be turning up on eBay? High value stuff from what I've read.
  14. TriticusToxicum
    This is gonna be good <pulls up chair and reaches for another handful of popcorn>
  15. TriticusToxicum
    don't most real fishermen catch imaginary fish with real bait and tackle?
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    Indeed I am (out of Emerald) NUTS. He must have intruded as i snarfed my almond Nuggets....obviously no substitute for the EN's...live and learn.
  17. TriticusToxicum
    Rah-Rah-Rah! Prest-O-Chang-O my underpants into a BRA! GOOOOOO TIGHTY-WHITIES! (how's that for support?)
  18. TriticusToxicum
    Who in the name of Chuck Norris do you think I am? I seem to have misplaced the SECRET FORMULA for Coca-Cola. It was right here a minute ago, right next to the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices and my cold fusion notes...hmmm has anyone seen Robert Goulet? I do know that it makes an excellent toilet cleaner if that helps any. Phosphoric acid...
  19. TriticusToxicum
    ... a bit like Chuck Norris I do vaguely remember that I once heard, through a friend of a friend, that the only thing that even comes close to sending a chill up the mighty Mr. Norris' spine is the thought of meeting the business end of the Iroquois Skull Crusher that hangs above Susie's mantle. Speak softly and carry BIG STICK! She defies time, gravity...
  20. TriticusToxicum
    Maybe Jan Michael Vincent (the man with three first names) could do a fly-over in "Airwolf". I hear he's looking for work. (as are most of the stars from 80's tv favorites )
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    But remember this is a YETI in Scout's clothes... ah, sweet temptation...
  22. TriticusToxicum
    One needs to be truly dedicated to goofing off to keep up around here. I'm on my lunch hour...uh that's it...
  23. TriticusToxicum
    Sorry, we can't have the Boy Scouts and MJ in the same parade. We'd be no better than the Uzi buying momma. (although we might get our photos on CNN )
  24. TriticusToxicum
    and quite poetic ta boot!
  25. TriticusToxicum
    But is the Yeti good with map and compass?
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