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TriticusToxicum

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  1. Susie, What exactly does Stinker need help with? She's not still learning to type is she? I know for a while she was quite a frequent poster here Alas I must run and be responsible...ho-hum
  2. This is one of my all-time favorites. Believe it or not my grandfather (rest his jovial soul) shared this with me back in my impressionable years ...explains a lot I guess!
  3. Is this not one of the signs of the impending apocalypse? What's next ? the crockpot?
  4. You guys are having too much fun while I'm away! Alas, work is too much like actual work these days...we've had 2 of our 10 staff leave, another had surgery yesterday and won't be back for about 3 weeks...guess who is charged with picking up the slack? I'll try and check in and add some funnies when I can. Carry on! BTW "Lost" rocked last...
  5. TOOOOOOO-MORROOOOW, TO-MORROW, Lost is on Tomorrow! It's only a DAY A-WAY!! Some last minute spoilers ( an Open Original Shared Link DON"T LOOK IF YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED! )
  6. I've already carpeted the dash, installed the disco ball and strobe light and dropped the suspension 8 insches. I've order some 20" chrome wheels and a variable height hydraulic ride kit. You'll see me hopping down the street and sparking out the back. I can't quite get used to driving with the strobe light on...it certainly does keep the kids quiet!
  7. they don't call them the Open Original Shared Link for nothing... Spend a few minutes and salute those that eliminate themselves from the gene pool! SAAALLL -OOOOOOOOOOTTTT!
  8. I'm glad Annie's ok and the two of you are together once again. I'm betting she'd feel differently if she went to the Open Original Shared Link. I can't tell if kitty is really happy and jumping for joy, or is just trying really hard to get away...my money is on the latter...he looks pi55ed off at the end
  9. 7 days and counting... More goodies Open Original Shared Link
  10. ...someday I'd actually rather grow canola on my dad's farm, and process the oil from "the ground up" so to speak. (BIG dreams) alas, it's not in the budget now that we have a mini bus in the stable. The '93 Cherokee (what's left of it) will continue to solidier on until the planets align just right... Um, not urine, that was the good...
  11. ...if that's what soccer moms do...then I guess it's what I need to do If only they could squeeze a HEMI under the hood...and some nice fat tires...a hood scoop might be a bit much All false machismo aside, I actually detest Detroit's unwillingness to build eco-friendly cars...I won't get on THAT soapbox...Personally, I'd actually rather have...
  12. Sorry, i cannot, in good conscience, support this ban Banning Speedos for men, now THAT's a movement I can support. As for my whereabouts, I am still digging out from the mess on my desk, so I can't play as much as i would like. I've also spent some of my "play" time researching a used car purchase....it's official, I'm now a soccer-mom .....
  13. My personal Open Original Shared Link "It's but a flesh wound..."
  14. Please tell us, how did you make that crazy Van Dyke (beard) and that circle/slash wheat thing on your profile??? ha ha, you are the silliest one!

  15. Open Original Shared Link?
  16. ok Open Original Shared Link some G rated humor... or...Open Original Shared Link
  17. three words for you... YOU STARTED IT! (it works for my kids) I think you should stop posting those indecent pictures at once (just forward them direct to my email ) - for the innocents' sake. Do you suppose celiac disease has brought us to this level? Could we ALL have reached these depths without gluten toxicity? (My alibi is a work...
  18. ...it seems the intrepid "inventor" (infinger is more like it) of the fan shirt also has several other bright ideas... Open Original Shared Link Check out the movie of the actual implant process - I couldn't watch the whole thing! Is is me or does Mikey appear to have monkey mitts? (something is afoot in the desert ) How about his clever use...
  19. I was thinking Burning Man all the way when I saw the lunatics in the desert... your hubby's not in any of the pic is he?
  20. ...another reason not to got to large. The user's balance shouldn't be negatively affected. The systems doesn't cause any oscillation, it merely harnesses the available kinetic energy and converts it to electrical energy. (like shaking the flashlight). Although the system has yet to be fully tested on the slopes, I'm confident balance shouldn't be an issue...
  21. It appears as though my idea has gotten out already. Open Original Shared Link is a crude battery powered version. Word travels fast around here! The proud inventor. Notice the flocks of adoring ladies...and disturbing loin-cloth type garb
  22. That's the beauty of the system. (again, I'm divulging too many trade secrets here...) Since the power plant, if you will, is located in the falsie the oscillation of the falsie is what powers the system. So the bigger the falsie, the more wattage = more twirlage. However, I wouldn't go TOO big, as you might need to apply for a pilots license
  23. maybe you should contact VS with an idea for a new and improved (read: "high end") product - inserts with integrated self powered (with "Open Original Shared Link") tassels. The tassels would get their charge from the natural undulations of the female form in the summer one could swap out the tassels for mini fan blades, and - L K OUT! instant personal...
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