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    ...drilling for gas, but struck oil?
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    I always thought he looked like he was a bit too far from the nearest powder room when "that feeling" came on
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    You've probably all seen Open Original Shared Link already, but it's still funny! My MIL would benefit from a hearing aid...
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    (blushes) I meant inappropriate as an idea for Open Original Shared Link (I'm really not a leering perv ya know?) BTW - the link is NOT ME, dead sexy, but NOT ME! (note the url - Lame Advertisement - INDEED!)
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    Playtex = no tassels Patty did manage to squeeze everything into a quick soundbite didn't she? She must be a minute-minder on her cell phone too Ah well, back to the grind.......
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    LOST = head scrather as usual...I don't know if I really want them to get off the island...remember "After MASH" (MASH spinoff starring Col. Potter, Klinger, and I think Father Mulcahee?) As for bra help, I'm here to support you (snicker) Olivia (not swinging from the chandelier) has her moving up ceremony @ 10. She is a bit sad. She is leaving...
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    Inappropriate for a new avatar?
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    Lucky you. The FTC has put the Open Original Shared Link...until it all gets sorted out Whole foods won't be expanding in the US - but will be expanding overseas. Lucky you! There isn't one in my area, but my local supermarket carries Wild Oats products.
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    OMG! I leave you ladies (and Tom - really no relation - I'm not the least bit Saxy) to your own devices...and now I may need to quit my job and come back here full-time to keep an eye on you all! Unlike most of you (Tom might be excepted) I am growing some moobs and me knickers a bit on the snug side (around the waist ) FYI - Some trivial...
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    BECAUSE I AM A MAN... 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at rugby, and your beer is getting wet, then, for the drinking period only, it is permissible. 2. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning...
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    Not quite ALL Day, but HARUMPF INDEED!
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    Sorry, I don't mean to be a tease (see flirt quote above ). I've changed jobs and the new job doesn't allow the same level of goof-off time You'll see me here and there, but it pains me to say I'll be mostly absent and unfunny Rest assured if I come across any particularly disturbing attempts at humor I will keep you all in mind Did anybody...
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    Here's a bit of mothers day humor you all might enjoy... "Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom. Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year...
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    -read the label -decipher the label -trust the label? -trust the manufacturer? Office mates "Donut anyone?" me "no thanks" Office mates "you still on that diet?" No (real) pizza No (good) beer No (edible) burger buns/hot dog rolls $13 for 4oz. of xanthan gum!! eating out/traveling licking the beaters...and then remembering...
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    Submitted for your approval...Open Original Shared Link as you've never heard it before. I caught this on PBS last night (suffered through the pledge drive and everything!) I've seen them before on commercials and such, but thought the looked pretty lame...I stand corrected. The put on quite a show! They are coming to a city nearby, but tickets are almost...
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    He's right -There is a war going on in there! I think we've all been there. I can recall laying down for bed, and everytime I changed positions my innards burst forth with a chorus of b-movie monster noises. You ARE NOT ALONE! They will subside once your gut has had a chance to heal.
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    Sounds like fun Open Original Shared Link
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    can the 4 horsemen be far Open Original Shared Link?
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    It's official, my wife is now the CFO. If nepotism isn't allowed at Bumper-Dumper LLC I'll have to think a minute...Oprah is pretty good with money, but not so high on the "hottie" scale...maybe Kim Basinger? She was in some Open Original Shared Link(with Val Kilmer, maybe?) about a safe cracking hottie...that's pretty good with money in my book - as...
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    Carla gets the job! "The candidate that was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with the answer. He simply answered : " I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the old lady to the hospital. i would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of may dreams". I bet your buddy is pretty pissed about having...
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    Ok here's one from the vault. @ days after i started work one of my co-workers came up to me with this question. She had been absent the day of my "group interview" with most of the office. I'm glad - VERY GLAD she didn't get a chance to ask this of me! Job interview - the "killer question" Yuo are driving aloong in your car, on a wild and stormy...
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    My crock pot is presently cooking beef-stew for dinner...a hearty meal to put some meat back on my bones. you see, I've been a "slave to the snow bank" for the last few days. Only yesterday did i find my mailbox (or what's left of it ). We got nailed with that near blizzard last week (30+ inches), and the wind has just been blowing it around since... I move...
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    Let us all rejoice and celebrate Open Original Shared Link
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    Just say "NO" (to TrimSpa ) Most definitely NOT a Open Original Shared Link! They are nice cars, but they are not <a href="Open Original Shared Link Advertisement/saab-93/" target="external ugc nofollow">Saabs</a>! The Avatar is the very first Saab - model 92. A thing of beauty . It's drag coefficient rivals the best of today's modern...
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