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  1. TriticusToxicum
    This just in. My nomination for Open Original Shared Link. Absolutely DISGRACEFUL. Send forth the Care Bears, the brain scan came back "negative".
  2. TriticusToxicum
    ...ahem..."any port in a storm"
  3. TriticusToxicum
    Patti can't help it. She is a woman after all, and Chuck Norris is...well, CHUCK NORRIS! My Queen, I do thinketh thou hast maketh me blusheth
  4. TriticusToxicum
    Lyrics: Meatloaf - Anything for Love And I would do anything for love, I'd run right into hell and back, I would do anything for love, I'll never lie to you and thats a fact. But I'll never forget the way you feel right now- Oh no - no way - I would do anything for love, But I wont do that, I wont do that I would do anything for love...
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    I say we burn the box during the parade and add the masses to our minions! BUUUUHAAHAAAHAAA!
  6. TriticusToxicum
    ...and add to that "The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist." That's romantic
  7. TriticusToxicum
    And people wonder why he's such a bad a$$. That just about says it all!
  8. TriticusToxicum
    Algebra, but NO CHUCK NORRIS?!!
  9. TriticusToxicum
    Yes, and HEROes to some. Norris made his mark as an elite martial artist in the 60's and 70's. He then had a successful movie career in the 80's (action flicks - Rambo-type stuff), and spent the late 90's early 00's as Walker, Texas Ranger on TV. Hestons was big in the 50's, 60's and 70's he played Moses in "The 10 Commandments", and starred in Ben Hur...
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    So much for no child left behind. Just what are they teaching in schools these days? I mean when when our teens are unfamiliar with such defenders of the free world (past, present, and future) as the venerable Norris and Heston? Without Chuck Norris Texas would be a vast and lawless wasteland full of cheats and bad guys. The Soviet Union would still...
  11. TriticusToxicum
    damn dirty double post!
  12. TriticusToxicum
    "DAMN DIRTY APES!"
  13. TriticusToxicum
    This is totally off topic (redundant here), but yesterday I received a Open Original Shared Linkfan club. Now you may imgine my surprise, as it is not even my birthday! I know the Hoff has been sent to re-hab, so I'll let it slide...
  14. TriticusToxicum
    Can anything really be considered Absurd here? Now THAt is the ultimate absurdity...
  15. TriticusToxicum
    'atta girl! Welcome to my life
  16. TriticusToxicum
    But "work is what you make it", right? Susie aptly described this thread as a vortex...
  17. TriticusToxicum
    I can never watch an entire episode for the same reason...heebie-jeebies. Rent the movie "Open Original Shared Link" sometime.
  18. TriticusToxicum
    Robert Goulet kicked his A$$ and force fed him FANTA BYte your tongue! He's a 100% pure-bred Jewish-Texan! They don't come any more American than Chuck! (Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. ) Alll hail Chuck!
  19. TriticusToxicum
    ...and with good reason...Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse...
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    Click on Open Original Shared Link and find out.
  21. TriticusToxicum
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. <== Count your lucky stars! Another little known fact: When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  22. TriticusToxicum
    I've heard that the lens adds 10 lbs., but 10 lbs. of facial hair and turkey - that's a new one! I think the first is actually a direct quote from Charlton himself.
  23. TriticusToxicum
    Open Original Shared Link actually. BIG fan.
  24. TriticusToxicum
    I found "Open Original Shared Link" by Danna Korn to be the most helpful and informative book to have when I was initially diagnosed. I have since lent it out to family and co-workers who have expressed an interest or had questions. There a few recipes, but mostly educational material. Korn is a well respected author in the gluten-free realm.
  25. TriticusToxicum
    I think the "Americans with Disabilities Act" precludes us from excluding you "normals" from our festivities...we may even need to have a trailer with (gulp) fried dough. So instead of involving the ACLU, I say we open this affair to all who care to come, no matter what their race, creed, color or gluten tolerance. No need. When chuck stares...
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