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  1. elye
    Um, and also me.... . . . ... HEY!! We need Joooodeee and her Orange Jug!! She fills a week's worth at a time - - crap, that'd cover Tareeeesuh's entire front AND back lot!
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    WHHHHHAT? Perfect NeighboUr has WINE just taking up space on shelves?? Untouched? Undrunk?? 'Tis something I truly cannot fathom . . .. ... Mygawd, she is a monster.. . . .....no sweet or alcohol cravings -- this is unnatural, methinks bizarre and dangerous. . .. .. Yes! A Penile Affidavit - - this man is worthy to be our leader...
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    HEY! HEY!! You get back to your jobbies, Missie! Pahteeee's got her Birks on! I can picture them . . . . ..! Well, that six-foot wine bottle sure sounds like a symbolic reference to our Penis Museum....... I have the BEST idea, Psillies. We are all going to meet, somehow, sometime, in Hussavik, Iceland, at the Phallological...
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    Think I'd be requesting some Icelandic men, now. . . .. . . .... Me, too, Nik!! I am absolutely Psillier now....I completely embarrass, no....HUMILIATE, my children, regularly. 'Tis quite something.....but gawd, at least there are not long pieces of kleenex sticking outta my nostrils while at parent-teacher interviews, something I had...
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    Yay, Pahteigh's unpacking! Hope it isn't long before you're packing it all up again, if ya know what I mean.....we wants you to get a house!! Will was working with a young American IT whiz while we were in Toronto, and this guy was saying that there are certain pockets of the U.S. that have been relatively unaffected by the recession/economic meltdown...
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    Good Morning, Gang! 'Tis a day of laundry, of cleaning, of prep for DD's after-the-fact birthday party (nine fifteen-year-old girls descending - - hold me tight) . .. ....they will all squeeze into the ho'tub, shrieking and splashing. I think I will try to get in with them. HA! I can just hear the whispering afterwards...."Um, Sophie......what...
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    Man, he sure does!! We all must come up with a way to somehow slip you in as the 2000 Page Monarch, Joooodie. . . ....get you to unknowingly post right at the big phlipover moment......must work on this .. . . . . . ...
  8. elye
    Right! It must be the Penis Museum in Texas, then, that features my DH. ... . . . . Bloody good thing he's not walking by the computer right now. . . . ..."Hey! Erase that! What in hell are they all gonna think o' me??"
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    Well, they sure in hell do NOT have one in Ottawa, of this I am certain.. . . . I want to go to Iceland, now.....must stand and observe these penile wonders. . . . . . .. Addison's, Bev?? Oh, crap. Just what you need. My standard poodle of many years ago had Addison's. . . . ..we put her on one med, which she stayed on until she died at 14,...
  10. elye
    Hey, gang! Back in this boring berg. Slow-moving, no huge skyscrapers, no massive, bustling downtown crowds... . . ....and NO PENIS MUSEUM!! I mentioned this Icelandic cultural landmark to DH on the long car ride home, and after a brief pause he quietly stated, "I am featured there". ... . . . Uh huh. Yeah, he wishes. ...
  11. elye
    Holy crap... .. . . . the computer is free again. So here I am. Got nothing to say. Just had to come on here.....because the computer is available. Cannot believe it. No one lining up behind me, clearing their throats, shuffling feet.. . . . ... ... So. A lot of weather we've been having lately .. .. . . .
  12. elye
    Well, I am indeed museum-ed out. Um, call me jaded.....hey, call me old, but somehow every museum I walk into now seems exactly the same as the one before. .. ... . . ...fossils, dinos, flora and fauna evolution, primitive cultures and their tools. . . . . ..... I need to walk into a new, exciting museum. There is a huge shoe museum not far from here...
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    Mornin', Peeps! Got my two minutes, here. . . . . ...I see the pages are managing to phlip regardless of the limited access of Pahtee and me. It ain't no two-woman show, here! Such incredibly sad news about Natasha Richardson. Only 45!! But here is the big, tragic lesson to take away - - NEVER ski ANY hills, particularly those diamonds at Mont...
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    Mornin', gang! COMPUTER'S AVAILABLE! Just shoved away a posse of teenagers rushing towards the same machine, kids shaking, mumbling and drooling with the DTs. . . . . .... Sooooozie's kitteh loves brussel sprouts?? Insanely bizarre - - and very fitting 'round here. . . ..I absolutely adore this latest pic, Soooze. Something out of the newspaper...
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    Another quickie. .. . . . ..just walking by the ONE FREE COMPUTER in this entire establishment. BAH. The Grand Hotel. grande my arse. DH was planning this trip for business, and last week we suddenly decided to accompany him. Visiting my bro, checking out the Royal Ontario Museum and the Art Gallery of Ontario......canna fit in our poeter this trip...
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    Hey, y'all! A REAL quick drive-by........no free computers here at The Grand Hotel.....what's grand about THAT?? Havin' a great time....POeter's got a diabetic cat? Sooooozie's adorable animals......upright John Thomases.....just maniacally scrolling through the myriad posts..... . . .. . .. Try to be back laytah!
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    Poop-in fer me as well - -headin' to T.O. shortly......free internet in our hotel room (thank GAWD), so I'll check in. . . . . Amanda!! So sorry to hear about your uncle....this is very sad. Is he a type one diabetic? An upright. . .. . ....yes, Jess, John Thomas is an upright name. Upright, upright.... . . . ..classy...... . upstanding...
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    Good Morning, Psillies! YAY, Ptaoughmghmn....! And Sophie's Wildcats are 2-0 in their playoffs! What kind of weather are you having in Toronto, POeter? We're heading there today, and leaving beeeeoootiful sun and +11 C here over the next few days. . . ...
  19. elye
    YES! I just wanna meet all together, United Psillies, track down Lisa and arrange ourselves into one HUGE GROUP HUG........
  20. elye
    Hi, Jooooooles! Great to read you.... . it's been a few pages...! Okay, my chest freezer is now Earl.
  21. elye
    Hork me Ah, hork off... This sounds great....gonna start using it... . . ... Yep, living so close to Quebec means most of us here parlent Francais. A great language....so much better, all around, than our own dreaded English language. How did such a lingo, so fraught with ridiculous rules, exceptions, idiosyncracies and grammatical...
  22. elye
    Well, in my household it is always, without fail, in the miniscule area of the house where there is any carpeting. Not on the easy, just-wipe-it-up hardwood, noooooooo. Well, you know who didn't do it........yer roomie! 'Cause he's gone! DD's birthday today. Trying to keep the mood up 'round here... . . ..and today is International...
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    Hey, I've learned something this evening! "Hork" can take a direct object!! Mah-velussss......... Yep, it always meant "to spit" to me growing up, usually a large amount, and onto a sidewalk. . ... .. .
  24. elye
    Hi, Debmidge! Voice lift You know, I must tell you something. . . ..you have a very young written voice, as well. . . . .. ... .. Aye.... . . . she would be insisting on bein' the full-time Queen around here, I tell ya.....not wait, that's my MIL....... . . ..Nan would be telling us all to get off our big arses and "get...
  25. elye
    I quite like this. I think I am going to give MY chest freezer a name... . . . .. Robert? Glynnis?
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