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Hey, fellow working girl. . . . . ...at least you're set up in a brothel... . . I'm the tuppeny whore, ensconced in the brawl-filled saloon.. ..... -
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Yes, Soooozie....just ask this young man, before he leaves the country, "Uh.....I really need to take a quick look at your deck. I've seen yer thumbs, and it's all good thus far". . . . . .. You know, Mike is not that young, relatively speaking.....he's 33.....that is not sick a 'tall, Jooooles! You may proceed. . . . . . . ... -
Tiifany, what a gorgeous creature Neo is!! I would never get another breed after having spent half my life with standard poodles. We have two, a big white female rescue pup, and a very big apricot male. They are the ideal dog -- with children, the elderly, big families, small......perfectly cut out for the job of special needs dog...cannot say enough about...
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I'll bet he isn't, Soooooze.....just calculate things using my pre-mentioned Sick Scale. Your age, divided by two, plus seven years. That 's the minimum age a date can be before it goes from acceptable to sick. So, if he's thirty, it's all good. -
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Hey! NOOOObody's changin' his/her username. . . . . ....... Puleeeeeze? I'll be completely bumfoozled. . . . . . ..!! -
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Gaaaaaaahhhh! Sleeveless Sweater Madness! Did not know that Mr. Jackman had a set o' pipes on him like dat. . . . ...Quite impressive. He is rather perfect, isn't he? I have those new tabs, and also have not tried them as yet. A little frightening, any new buttons.. . . ....I'm not a great fan of change, so this may put me right over the edge... -
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Men in tank tops.....Always jus' something wrong wif this. . . . . .. WHAT???? There's a Psillyville 2 on The Book??? Where we can hug each other and send mojitos hither and yon? Sounds very silly. . . . . . . . .... Whoa......these sound. . . . . .....um, lovely . . . . . . . .. Rather like this... -
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Ahhhhh.......Bryce just clamboured up onto me lap (he's so big, he cannot leap - - it's a very enthusiastic clambour)......and I took a big whiff of his big phace. It' smells wonderful - -like ozone, and Jack's stuffed toys on his bed, where he's obviously been lying.... Soooozie! You need a fellow like him.. . .... or perhaps Jax will grow up to be... -
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Hi, Amanda! NO INTERNET.....dear gawd, this is what transpires in Hell....you arrive at the fiery gates, only to learn that there is no internet access........ever. . . ... I'm sure that you will be so happy to have yer mom with you. Will she say that everything she sees in your new place is fan-f*ckin'-TAS-tic, as my mother certainly would? ... -
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Holy crap, Jooooles. I want somma dat. Currently in a tank top, meselph.....with a T shirt over top, and a fleeze zip-up hoodie over it all. .. . ...wool socks, too. .. . . Man.....wonder if any of the threads are over 1800 pages long. . . . . ..is there a Hairy Monarch crowned over there? Does one suddenly have a Bad Hair Day... -
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Bummers all around! Nik, I cannot fathom this crazed, shabby service and/or lack thereof with your bolier. It is WINTER!! What in hell??? Tareeeesuh! Torn miniscus......oh, dear....such a horrid area to compromise, and an injury that tends to haunt people, as it obviously has with you. . . . ... Ice and rest. Yeah, sure, easy fer me to say. ... -
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Oh! So he smells like. . ... .. a cat. -
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Yes, let's give credit where it's due, to the great Dan Tyminski: -
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Soooozie has a kitteh that stinketh! For some reason, this concerns me......have you had him to a vet yet? May be dental issues .... . ...is it like a dead-mouse smell? 'Cause I suppose that would be okay, cats bein' cats and all .. . . .. Does he still have a li'l phat belly? ARE YOU GONNA KEEP 'IM??? -
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Good morning, Gang of Sils! Crap, Leeeeesa, but don't you sound JUST like your newly-retired Pres. . . . . .. Were you writin' some o' his speeches?? Uncanny. . .. . . .. Soooozie!! You are the ONLY, and I mean only, person I know who shares this love of Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou? with me. My absolute FAVE musical... -
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Oh mah gaaaawd. . . .....:drooooolphayyyyce: Jooooles! The Sens are beating Washington 2 - 0! And look who I found. . . . . . .:biggerdroooooolyphayyyyyyce: http://media.canada.com/45773afa-7225-4885...d/elgin8446.webp -
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Jooooles! How crazy. . . . . . .this ebay problem. Is it their mistake? I'd be right pi$$ed .. . . My dad swears that he came out of the heavy fog of anesthetic just as the surgeon was cleaning up all the instruments and covering him up for the trip into recovery....the surgeon said gruffly, as he looked down at Dad, "That's enough out of YOU... -
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Ohhhhhh, looooobsterrrrrrrrrr......nothing like it. My true treat phood .. .. ....I'd be eating it all the time, but for the heinous expense. .... Thanks, you guys. Well, my dad had the same laproscopic surgery this aft that my sister had two days ago.......but they found a big stone in his bladder, which they proceeded to annihilate... -
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Phunnee that you mentioned this quote of Soooozie's, Janet.....as soon as I read it, I immediately thought of you were the news to hit you that, in fact, you had become our Monarch for 100 pages. Curling up, shaking and rocking......"it's too much....what they expect of me...it's tooooo much". .. . . .... Take good care ub yer code, Janed. .... -
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Yes!! And Canucks! Our politics are SO staid . . .. ....so Commonwealth-y..........so rather boring.. . . . ..hilarious to see the swearing-in of our Prime Minister (um, no actual televised ceremony) and compare it to the magic today on Capitol Hill . .. . . .. Quite a show! -
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Mornin', guys! Family's holding steady. . .....sis is okay at home, Dad's still in observation awaiting test results. We wait. .. ... And What a Day for The United States! Very exciting. . . . . . ... ... -
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Methinks he should come fer a skate on the Rideau Canal wif me. . . . . . . ... A bruise on his bum would be more difficult to discern than mine have been. .. . . . . . -
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It's Miss Leeeeesa lookin' through her Magic Mirror......! Crap, where's that Don't Bee? .. . . . . . -
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Okay, okay, I'm here, Sooooze...... .. Um, so. .... .. . ....Sssssssoooooooooooo.............. Gad, I said it all on the weekend. ALL of it. Everything I had. ....Wanna read a list of the groceries I picked up this afternoon?