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  1. elye
    How 'bout THIS guy?
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    OMG. . . .... Jaghnutt comes through for us..... . ...
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    OMG.....we need Jaghnutt to go back into the archives.....or Leeeesargh to give V a concise summary/recap....... ..Vynsegnt, it all has to do with Jyesss sitting, alone and drunk, one night in the wee hours before her computer, typing out a stream-of-consciousness post that at some point involved chickens, which she typed as "civkcebs"......man, did I guffaw...
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    *snort* Yes, this was my face when I walked into the kitchen yesterday to that scene.....or perhaps more like this .. . . ..... It sure in HELL wasn't THIS !! ------> Um, did Will commit such a crime while you guys were here visiting, POeter?.. . ....trying to recall.....gawd, I hope not. . ...but I'm certain if he'd walked...
  5. elye
    "OPEN THE WINDOWS!!!" :lol:
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    Whoa.....hook in the eye... . . ....kinda makes my bum crinkle.....
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    This is a great idea, but Patteigh needs to be the man and Mark the woman....much, MUCH funnier........you'll bring the house down....
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    I am going to go out and have this printed as a bumper sticker.... Shrooomie, hope everything is okay with you......been wondering...glad to read you!
  9. elye
    Buhgnee, I am so sorry. May your healing keep you strong.....big hugs. It sure does.....difficult enough communicating face-to-face with someone after something like this, let alone on a forum....we're all thinking about you, Bhun!
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    Holy crap...only a few hours of sleep last night... . . ...we went to see Madonna's theatrical offering as it stopped off in its tour across Canada... She is unbelievable in many ways, but mostly in the way her body looks, and MOVES, for a fifty-four year-old.... I was like this throughout... Great phun...
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    Yay! ...And POeter and Jacquie are back safe and sound.... ♫ Home again, home again, jiggety-jig ♪ . . .. ..... Paghteigh, I keep forgetting to tell you that I've been thinking about Mark....thank gawd it's not a retinal problem......((whew)).....! HAI, JOOOOOODIE!! :D
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    Face-Making!...Brilliant in its literal hilarity.... .. .. Mental Floss is THEEEE best mag -- Jack and I are avid readers... Speaking of which, Vincent, Jack the Ripper is my 15 year-old son who is a huge consumer of sci-fi fiction. He chatted at length with POeter while they were here about P's very famous multi award-winning brother who writes...
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    ...And me about to sit down to dinner... . . ... When we first got Elsie (the white standard poodle in pic), she was particularly fascinated by DD's hair scrunchies. I remember her ingesting a bright orange one, barfing it up, and before I could get to it, ingesting it again. I saw this same scrunchie three times, as this eating/vomiting/re-eating...
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    Man, I'd love to teach that....... ...
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    Yay, Karen's got a kitteh! I am currently in the employ of two bosses cats......they don't pay overtime, the hours can suck, and it can be a thankless job.. . ..... . .but, amazingly, we adore them. These creatures certainly know what they're doing.....
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    Oh, dear gawd... . .. . ..I must now get accustomed to her being in this city full-time, putting any drivers on the road who are people I care about in some real danger....... All right: make sure you do NOT turn WESTWARD off the 416 when you get off the highway -- she is just west of there, and will likely be doing Friday afternoon errands. We're just...
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    Uh, ya.....she's here........real close.... ........
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    And sports cars should NOT be left sitting in a driveway for days on end.....something to do with parts seizing if not moving regularly, methinks....my young neighboUr has one o' those, constantly parked in his laneway... . . . ..I could be helpful, too.....
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    This site looks terrific, Jeeee-Eff! I am going to peruse it further....
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    Incredible that one can stand in front of a toilet, simply tilt one's head downward, vomit into the bowl and suffer NO spillage. At least, this is what I assume he is doing, as he tells he will NOT crouch, or kneel anywhere near a toilet bowl......something about his Howard Hughes-like cleanliness issues. Man, when I'm about to barf I couldn't care less about...
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    .... Wow... . . . ....Ye Olde Offal Shoppe.... . .. .or Awful..... . .... An IM?. . ... . ... ....did you mean "BM?".....Don't really wanna be lookin' for those..... . . . Dear, gawd...... .. ..he won't eat anything he's ever VOMITED UP? Hell, I would be so screwed......I have thrown up regularly enough in my life that there probably...
  22. elye
    ANYTHING cooked in chicken broth would taste good.... Well, perhaps not......poop.. . . . ..... But almost anything would....
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    Vincent, you've got three novels under your belt.....this is fantastic. I want to look you up on Amazon, too....but how do we know your last name?.... . ...How did you figure this out, Loweeee?... . .. ......
  24. elye
    YES! POeter's been spendin' a lot of this trip with his arm around some great-lookin' chicks....
  25. elye
    .. . .With gargantuan thumbs.... Edible penis slings. . ........ ....yes, we'll want models that require many, MANY plums' worth each.....
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