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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG. . . . . .....Nik, another dance awaits you. . . now, this is a YOUTH activity, so we'll assume that you'll be unable to commit any more liver crimes.... . . . . . .. . . will you?? Exactement!!!! Nikerler is currently warm, but she stinks. . . . . .... Mygawd. . . ... -
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Not here, man. The tough Eastern Canuck chillens head out into the psnaoughbanks, waving li'l mittened hands as they disappear into the squall. . . . . . . Nik NEEDS a ballcock!! It can, truly, fix anything. Soooozie, next time you have an infection in that back molar, you know what to buy. Yes! Do you think they... -
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Yup . ... I believe there are many who remain staunch toilet accessorizers - - 'tis quite amazing. All that heinous, tea-cozy-looking shag stuff to collect hairs, wee, etc.... . . .... Janet. . . please tell me you have NO TOILET CLOTHES on the one poor Smack has been filling. . . .. . . -
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Nik!!! The cavalcade of men in yer life. . . ....!! What is up wif wee Boris? Cat vomit is child's play for me, a simple one-handed pick up/wipe with a paper towel, bit o' cleaning spray. .. . ...now large dog vomit: the real deal. Takes a few minutes. Hope he is okay! -
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Hey, all! The Ripper is rippin' through all the newly fallen psnaough as I speak...makin' up fer the shifts he missed while across the pond. . .. ... I must ask one of my Middle Eastern students if the Farsi word really is BARF. This is just too perfect for accuracy! I have wooden toilet seats on all toilets . . .. lovely looking, and quite... -
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Well. .. ...Sick chillens, sauteed sprouts, Angus2, Santa on a lobster boat. . . . . .. What in hell is the Face Thing, Jess? I wanna figger it out, too! -
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Wow, I somehow missed that post of Jess's regarding the Barf detergent. This is very interesting and SO telling for me -- that "barf" is the Farsi word for SNOW. That is perfect. Barf. Exactly how I feel about this stuff. I need to start learning more Farsi. . . .sounds like my kinda language. . ..... .. Yay on the house, Your Highness... -
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Yes, I was surprised to read this, also......I never peel mine, either. . .. just cut the stalky end from each one. Soooozie, what do you do to make yours delish? Mine forever remain boring and barely tolerable to my kids. . . . ... Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.. .. .. . . . .STOP STOP STOP with the cheery snow chatter!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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OMG.. . ...tinsel hanging from you cat's bum .. . . ..a festive, decorative touch. . . .. -
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Hi, Judy!! Poor wee Arnie....can just picture this. . . . . So, we put up our Christmas tree last night (real), by our front living room window as usual, and something happened for the first time EVER. I came back this morning, and the tree was knocked over, onto our big chair by the fireplace. What a mess! The only new thing in... -
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Good morning, Psnow Psillies!! Okay, okay. . . . e-NUFF about this stuff! We have ten cm coming overnight tonight (what, 4 inches?), and fortunately, a lot of the 38 cm from last week has melted due to the tropical weather yesterday. . . .this means we'll have some room to pile all this new stuff. Sorry, THEY will have room (menpholk - -I done my... -
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I wanna look outside and jump up and down and clap my hands and feels this way, too!!!! When did I become so jaded?... . . . .. . . . . . -
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Hi, Ryan!! Um, do you have a wimpy li'l sneeze, or do you shake windows and rattle foundations? Do you remember brick-coloUred crutch-tips? Um....what else.... .. . . .. Oh, yes! Do you have a huge Blue Google ad at the bottom of your page asking you WHY YER STOMACH'S SO FAT?! ....Look closely at that bruise, Leeeesa.. .... . .. ... -
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Gahhhhhh .. . . the dreaded Penis Crush. .. . . ...thank you for this ripe comedic material, POeter. You just knew you could throw something like that into our mix, and we'd make hay. . . . . No, but their penii can - - hence the infamous PENIS SLING which many of the best sled dogs of the Quest are regularly sporting. . . . . remember... -
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Bah!! Of course. . . . . . ..'Tis a 2-litre carton fer us. . . . . .... Joooolie! Poor Arnie. . . . . yes, boots may be a good idea. My MIL has just finished making something like 60 pairs of dog booties for the Yukon Quest - - comin' up in early Feb, all!! Ah! Must get over there and check this out!. . .. . ... -
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Amanda! So sorry to hear about John - - hope he battles this thang quickly. OMG. . . ..liver crimes. . . ....commited many in me youth.. . .now it's the odd transgression, but I think I now consider myself an ex-con. . ..... Um....that is, until the Christmas season, when I am regularly thrown into the company of outlaws....brief crime spree... -
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Morning, Gang! Well, we're getting a blast of some southern system.....9 C today (about 50 F) and rain, rain, rain.....we're getting your weather, Queen Amanda! So, this will deplete the considerable snowbanks we have amassed here, just in time for the replenishment of same by the end of the week when we'll be getting flurries. . . .. .... The... -
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Great av, Leeeesa! A phamily of psillies from which you do hail....... Okay, I'm trying to copy my Christmas Card link and email it to Janet and Jules, but it is not letting me do so on this laptop .. . . . . .I shall keep trying. . .. . .. ... -
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Hi, Joooody! Soooze, I could have written this..... . . I am so jealous of all the wonderful passed-down cultural traditions of others, and the only real tradition I remember is also the one-gift-on-Christmas-Eve trick....... -
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Wow!! So, Leeeeesa .. . . . . ..if your SIL marries your brother, she will become your SIL2 !!! -
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Hey! Maybe this'll get you guys out of the doldrums! Open Original Shared Link! -
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Okay, am I the ONLY one on here with a HUGE, blaring caption at the bottom of the page asking me why my stomach's so fat? It's quite hilarious, really, if it were not so bossy and rude.. .. . . . .HUGE letters, again, like my MIL would write.. . ... You think you guys have the Christmas doldrums, Tareesah and Leeeesa . . . ...imagine how you'd be pheeling... -
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Hiya, Bunnie!! Very good - -you're managing to maintain a personal level of psilliness without us....but c'mon - - ya DO need us. . . ..... Yes, very effective! And perhaps the barph factor, as well. . . . .Nik, did you pull a Chocolate Soooozie Special?? It's so true, a VERRRRRRRY bossy, patronizing voice, to be... -
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OMG. . . . . . .I just went to change my av, and at the very bottom of my profile page is in perhaps the biggest letters I've seen yet, WHY IS YOUR STOMACH SO FAT? Crap, like, tell me what's on your mind, why don'cha??? This is getting quite. . ...I dunno what. . . . . .. Scary??????? -
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YES!! I am presently donning the :stayinginsidelookingoutwatchingDSandDHshovelforachangeface: Yup. Have at 'er, boys - - I've done my share fer the whole wintah!! Dear gawd, meant to mention this. . . .. . .I have, in the last few days, not only the flat stomach ad, but a new, HUGE blue ad at the top of my screen, screaming "FLATTER...