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  1. Nik! Sparkling windows and fridge!! Mine have never sparkled.. .. don't think anything in this house has ever been cleaned to the point where it is sparkling...... Good thing fer which to use these odd lumps of wood strewn about our tool room and garage . .. . . . Hey! One could also use an errant crutch tip VERY effectively fer this...
  2. ((((sigh))))).. . . . .I bin out shovellin'. .. . .....
  3. Mornin' All! Bah, not very psilly 'round here. . ... ....there is some Law, I believe it is Harriet's Law, that states the following: When my husband is away in the wintertime, there will be, in the interim, a constant dumping of snow, followed by ice pellets and freezing rain. I was out shovelling five times yesterday (I'd let 5 cm fall, head out...
  4. Absolutely.........we need to find our yeti. Wow, speaking of aging/body image/ mid-life crises, I'm sitting in front of a show I've never seen before - - How to Look Good Naked. The guy host is rather sickening, but man, he does work some magic. . .. .. I WANNA BE ON THIS SHOW!!!! Um, anonymously. ... . ..
  5. That's right! We've seen POeter's balls....he even showed us the pic of his tool that's on google images.. .. . . We need to see Sooozie's boobs!
  6. (((((sigh))))))). . .. ... Memories of frosh week . . . ... It's crazy. . . ....wouldn't ya just be thinkin', yup, it's truly time to pack it in . . . .. This, of course, did briefly cross my mind.... . but no, I recognised a number of the characters as distinctly Arabic. The explanatory email came about a half-hour...
  7. OMG.... . .got an email from Will....... ...as he was in mid-description of the funeral, the text suddenly changed to Arabic. I am waiting to hear what in hell's going on. I did not even know that there was a setting on his blackberry (or anybody's 'round here) for Arabic. .. ... Too phunnee!!!!! Will report with further information...
  8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOOOOOZIE!! Oh, gawd......no more barfdays, puleeeeeeze!!!
  9. Good Psnowy Morning, Psillies!! Gad....me true lurve best not be givin' me any preciously wrapped, lovingly-chosen gluten globs fer Christmas. . . . . . . PhanTAStic, Joooolie!! We must all work on our own Twelve Day lyric. It's on my to do list fer today . . . .... Hmmm..... . . ...Will mentioned a sightseeing excursion...
  10. Gaaahhhh!!!!! Great question!!! Let's see... .. One Twa Two Twas ....or Twaa .......hmmmm....or Twaii.....
  11. Ha!! Yer right! Actually, I think the Twa people are Pygmies. .. . ....maybe five feet tall? The magical land where Gulliver washed up ashore and found himself amongst looming giants was Brobdignag. It's a great name. . .. .. Must go say it in front of the mirror.......
  12. Holy crap... . . .. for Brobdignagians, perhaps........they be phreakin' huuuuuuge M &M's...... You know, those things he is carving look like the beginnings of human heads...... .some frontal, some in profile. . . .. rather like.. . . ..SAM HILL MANHEAD......
  13. Jeez... . . dare I to dream that the temp here may just simply be 11 C?
  14. This is Perphect!! It fits soooooo wonderfully in its cadence and syllable count . ..... And!..... They really ARE golden: http://www.lutheranworld.org/Images/LWF_Ph...-Potter-big.webp
  15. I was jumping up and down today because OUR forecast for Thursday and Friday is...........((((drumroll)))...........+ 4! (That'd be, oh, what, 38 F?)
  16. YES!!! Ten Chocolate Barphings.. . .....
  17. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeeee, Ten Svens and Ednas, Nine Sam Hill Manheads, Eight twirling Twas, Seven Psinging Psillies, Six pfarts a' phlyin' Fiiiiiiiiiiive...... ab-siiiiiiiinthe.... faeries.... . Four rigid tools, Three ballcocs, Two anal glands, AND A CRUTCH TI-IP IN A HO' TUUUUUUUUB. .....
  18. That is really good news, Ptaoughmghmn - - finally, a bit of a gift comin' yer way . .. ...an understanding boss . ..
  19. WELL.... On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeeee....... . .♪ ♫ Three ba-aaalll - cocks, Two anal glands, And a crutch ti-ip in a ho' tuuuub... ♪ ♪ ♫
  20. Hey! Just got an email from The Ripper. Nikerler, if you don't know the accuracy of this "fact" that Jack has told me, please check it out, as I must know if it is true: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
  21. Mornin', Snackly Psillies! Oh, Patti! Allo is beautiful. . . .....what a dear one, sitting by yer fire. Is that your pellet stove, then? Not sure what these things look like ...it appears more stove-like, wif li'l feet, than a fireplace. . . . . . Soooozie chocolate-barphed! And POeter's handy tool... . . Well. Gah...
  22. Brass monkey balls .. . . . .. Hmm....a Burundian brass monkey? Beaverly Snackle South Tower.... . Jack did leave with a li'l suitcase, containing what, I just dunno, as he insisted on packing it himself. Mehopes Will had a peek inside it before they left, as I have a growing suspicion that The Ripper would have prioritized the following...
  23. Let's all phly over to Nik's fer tea!!!! I cannot believe that I am not in England with those guys..... How did that even happen??? Soooozie, last night you went shopping for Weezie-proof doors, didn't you? This is a great idea, Sooooze. For all female friends whose husbands go away, or who have to get to work early for a...
  24. Well. . . . . Wouldn't ya know..... . . .. .the two shovellers (of snow) are not gone from the country twelve hours, and BAM! A quick dumping of snow, 12 cm, and more to come tomorrow. Our first real snowfall....and it's only Sophie and I to shlepp out the monster shovels and have at 'er. 'Tis a job I dislike....would much rather be raking, pulling weeds...
  25. Mornin', Nik! They got in at about 9 am your time... . . .. lots of jetlag and famished-at-3am to get through over the next couple of days. . . ..... I also meant to comment on Sam Hill's latest excursion. Mygawd, that looks like our National Arts Centre in the photo - - he's a National Capitol Ballerina! When is he getting out to do these things...
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