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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Sooozie! Yer whole post!! It is very phunny that you bring up the Chows. Late this afternoon, whilst walking dogs, I saw Mrs. Chow in her front yard, walking in and out of her garage. She looks one hundred, and has been moving very slowly ever since I first met her, about sixteen years ago. However, she has never had a limp. But she did today... -
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OMG. . ....this is fascinating. The difference in rubber crutch-tip coloUrs, through personal memories, regions of residence........ . .. Okay. Ptaoughmghmn, Leeesa and I have clear memories of brick-coloUred tips (hell, I have one drying out on my counter!). Who else? I have never, ever seen black tips....this would be bizarre to me. ... -
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Judy's condom-free cane!! -
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YAY!!! Perhaps some answers!! Ptaoughmghmn, I'm so curious, being up here in the land of free public health care. .. ..what does a run of these tests end up costing you? Is ANY of it covered? Gaaaahhhh!!! Judy - - it was YOU!!! Methinks this was NOT a nineteen-year old woman. It was Judy, finishing up her... -
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Yes!! That, too!!! All right, seriously for one moment, pholks. This is, as I've been repeating, verrrrrrrrrry bizarre. It is starting to make me a little nuts, I think. No one else in the family is nearly as flummoxed (or can bother to be), as I am. Were it your ho' tub, would it be killing you to know how this crutch-tip got in... -
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Has Soooozie detonated yet? Yes, of course....coinciding wif the heinous, strange cyber things happening at me home, i.e., NO BLOODY INTERNET WHATSOEVAH. I'm sure these things are connected. So phunny.....this thing sounds so very prophylactic in nature, when described . .. . . ....I almost feel like I did find a... -
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Crap.....sittin' here at the public library.........home internet's down. Man, I think of what it all costs per month........ BIG BOLLOCKS!!!! Or, big Ballcocks! Even better. . .. .. ..... She could very well have read to the rubber crutch thingie end. .. ..the final, insane straw that caused her to flee screaming. . . . .. . ... -
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GAH!! Farting newscasters! You may be right . . . . perhaps you guys would have simultaneously guessed correctly at about question # 5, had I not claimed that they are brick-coloUred. Indeed, must be a Canadian thing, as all the ones I've seen through me life are brownish-red. Perhaps a Commonwealth phenomenon? Nik? ... -
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OKAY, OKAY!!!!!! YAAAAAYYYYYYY, PTAOUGHMGHMN!!!!! Close enough........ . I am certain it is the large, brick-coloUred, rubber thing that goes onto the end of a wooden CRUTCH. I said that one COULD probably wear it around one's neck. WOULD one? Another story. . . . . WHAT IN HELL is a crutch end doing in my... -
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Have you seen all the people on here????? OMG... .. Word sure gets out..... "Man.......everybody get over to Psillyville. Quite a puzzle goin' on over there....." No. NO! IT'S MADE O' RUBBER, YA BLIGHTERS!.. . . . . . ... And it is NOT, I repeat, NOT a condom. Right, Judy? Hard rubber. OMG>... -
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Definitely NOT metal. Brick coloured........not brick literally....... OMG. -
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Okay...now. This really is me last post of the evening. The Psilly who may have one or two of these things around (perhaps she slid into me ho' tub unawares?)...... Is. . . .. . . JUDY!!!!!!!! -
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No! Ha! Yes. Must be. .. . ....hard material. Not plastic... .. . .not metal. . . .. sumfin' else... . . Crap...gotta go to bed!!! -
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A terrific question. Um. . .. . . . .. . now, I believe that one of us Psillies uses these things that this little brick-coloUred thingie is attached to.. . . .. .. . . . -
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All right....I am retiring very shortly...cannot keep me eyes open. .....um, one more clue .. . Let's see. I think these things are always one standard coloUr. Um......a brickish red. At least, all of the ones I have ever seen are this one coloUr. Not plastic. SOOOO hilarious. How did this thing get IN MY HOT TUB???? It remains... -
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POeter!! Help these hapless guys out!! -
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Amanda! Sorry about that fussy Landen. You are such a great friend!!!! Nope. What a great guess. But no. OMG...All the time......... . . . .!!!! I really do. Think you'd be reported and shut down immediatement. One phunnee double standard at woik, methinks...... Okay, guys....we must be up to thirteen... -
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OMG..... . . a PENIS in me hot tub???? Do you not think 'twould have made BIG news, perhaps international???? CNN would have jumped all over that one.... Ottawa, Canada, woman finds severed penis in drained hot tub. Uh, no. 'Tis innocuous, in comparison. Absolutely NOT. 'Tis a rather serious thing, this item....and the thing it... -
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Nope. Woulda told ya right away if it were one o' those. . . . . .. Joooolie! I Luuuurrrrve your av. Beootiphul. I want my av back!!! They've all trundled up here, I guess.....I see one now and then at the grocery store, picking up her All Bran and tea bags. . . .. . .. Nope! It ain't a whistle. ... -
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Decidedly NOT. Nope. I wouldn't try, anyways. . . . .. Nope, no shine. Ya could, technically, wear it around yer neck. . . . ..but ugly? Shoot. . . . . .. Nope. I believe it does, yes. This one looks like a large. By me, absolutely. Someone else would want this......it is... -
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Is it gorgeously beautiful? :wistfulface: My great-gramma was most definitely NOT beautiful - - built like a brick sh!thouse, lantern jaw, wild, grEy hair all askew.. . . ...apparently not an individual you'd want to meet up with on a dark moor. . . . . . (but i am certain she was a lovely person on the inside......). . . . NIK!!! We are... -
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Um.... .I see my Sam Av is suddenly gone, again. Oracle POeter . . . . . .!! Why and how is this happening?? ....Has this happened to any other Sam Avs?....Or just mine? Think I might be a wee bit skairt .. . ... .. .. OMG. . . .. ..you will never guess what we found at the bottom of the tub when we emptied it this morning... -
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Good Sunday morning, Psillies! Amanda, I am so sorry about this rough emotional patch for you. It was probably good for you, in a cathartic kind of way, to shed the tears that you did yesterday - - and amongst all the other family's tears, perhaps a little easier to get through. Draining hot tub, this morning, after that cavalcade of pre-teens... -
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OMG, they are gone. -
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Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.... ....they're ALL in the hot tub... . . . . .!!!!!