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  1. OMG. . . ..... Um. .. ....can you guys see the Man Head?? My avatar? Because, for whatever the reason, I cannot. He is gone from the avatar spot. There is nothing there. . . . . ... Pseriously .. . . . What in Sam Hill???????
  2. What in Sam Hill are we gonna call the Man-head?. . . ... Gahhhh!!! SAM HILL. I was doing some reading on Sam Hill, and there is nothing really known about the origin of this expression - - who Sam Hill was, or why his name is used as a euphemism for "hell". In the 1800's, gentlemen used the name in a sentence to keep things clean...
  3. Jess! This is fantastic. . .. . absolutely, yer trademark. Every so often, from now on, you must just throw one of the lines from an Oliver song into your posts. When one of us is talking nonsense (um, like always).... She's from the country But now she's up a gum-tree When you're reeling with frustration at work, dealing with PTER: ...
  4. Um. . . . .think you've scared everybody away wif this - - philosophical pondering, Jess. . . ...It's very. . . .....deep, perhaps. . . ....um. . ..dunno what to make of it.. ..... . . I've read it a few times, and I'm now chortling away. It is quite phunny, in a bizarre non-sequitor kinda way.... . . Actually, it reminds me of the old non...
  5. Morning, Psilly Gang! Ptaoughmghmn! So glad to hear that you're busy enough (in a great, productive, life-affirming way) that it's proving difficult to manage regular reading/posting. This is great - -you must be feeling well. Jack in those Walmart frames .... . . .... Don't larf .. . it could really happen. That is, if he would be easily...
  6. Thank gawd my cats do not come with me to work.......they just barf on me floor. . .....leave hair all over all my clothes... . . Leeeeesa! This RMT...... . ...his name wasn't.... . . ..Smythe, by any chance, was it??
  7. Get her to count to eight . ......or, as Ptaoughmghmn suggested, blink off every second she can count. .. . ... Leeeesa! C'mon over!....And please bring this male RMT. . . . .. Jess! Are you still singing "Food Glorious Food" and "Consider Yourself?"
  8. Leeeesa! Are you nuts?? No one....I shall repeat, NO ONE....can do a Psilly Psummary even remotely like you. . . ya got the market cornered. My precis was very. . . . lacking, plain, unphunny. I will not be venturing into this area again. Amanda, you cannot ask fer official minutes unless Leeeesa is present. . . . . ..... Nikerler!! Absolutely...
  9. Well! It all has somethin' to do wif coloUrs and trees . . ......I might be okay. . . . ...
  10. I admire yer tenacity, Patti! I put our furnace on for the first time this morning. .. ....it was right around the freezing mark outside . .. . . I caved.
  11. Mygawd.. . . .. .there already are Weezie Smythes on there???? Do the poor ladies have black noses and pointed ears? Who on here had the incredible nostril-flare potential? Was it Ptaoughmghmn? Man. . .he'd be needin' one bulky tube of a spout. .. ....
  12. GAD....Where is Leeeesa when we need her??? ************************************** Amandaly, Juliely and Nikerlerly Adjectives of frequency Janet's on smack Ptaoughmghmn doesn't opt fer breast implants Barkbark Obama for president! Nikerler's Al avoids a major poo crime Dancin' lobsters That facebook phenom, Russell...
  13. yes, Patti, but have you been pouring scotch through yer nose with it?
  14. Morning, Psillies! OMG, Nik. . . . . ...I have a pair of Asics runners meself. . . ....and neither of us are a part of the Chip World of which Ptaoughmghmnuss speaks. .. ... . ... Or ARE we?? Incidentally, I believe this would be yet another terrific moniker for the Man-head. ASIC. Sounds rather Northern European . . .......
  15. Well, one of those names could work . .. ..... All right. Will and I are heading out back for our nightly soak in the hot tub. I think I will bring out my new head, see if it will float around.. .. . . . Any nosy neighboUrs will think I'm languishing in the suds with TWO gentlemen.... . .. A real HO TUB......... .
  16. Another heeeeelarryus piece of this tale. .. .... From where did he come? Was he modeling male wigs? Neckties? For what reason was he disposed of? He no longer had the "look"? I must uncover more information: exactly what other businesses are in this building .. . .. Maybe Will has had him in his office all this time. Just as a...
  17. ALL RIGHT: WE MUST NAME THE EFFIGY. How about Russell Smythe? Sven? He looks like a dieter....... Could prop him on one's treadmill .. . . rather like a coxswain, ordering one forward. . . . .
  18. OMG...... DH brought home THEEEE phunniest thing that he plucked out of his work building garbage area down in the underground parking lot. I cannot stop larfing every time I look at it. . . . ..and the thing is -- it is not supposed to be funny. I don't know how many others would find it hysterical, as I do. Cannot stop larfing. .. . . .. Funnier...
  19. POeter! Jack had a PD day today, and has sat wif his nose stuck in Robert Sawyer's most excellent book near all day.....had to drag him outside to rake some leaves... . . eat some lunch. . . . have a shower. . . .... . He's halfway through. I know what he's getting fer Christmas -- the rest of the series! Homo sapiens are the only primates with...
  20. You've coined a phabulous new phrase, Patti. Mark the tatt rat... .. .. Yes, likely! Sounds very like a definition fer prostitution. . . ... But wait. . ... Tit for tat: equivalent retribution, an eye for an eye, returning exactly what you get; Having the characteristic of returning bad for bad. Hmmmmmm. ..... . . ....
  21. The unfortunate funding of terrorism..... . . ... Open Original Shared Link Gahhh, yesss!! Another idea fer me black bananas that involves NO BAKING/following instructions. . . . . ....Thanks, Joooolie!!
  22. Actually, a number of these cat/dog pieces make me think of any bowling alley. .. . . ..
  23. OMG.....Somethin' truly sick about that one. . . . . .. .
  24. Janet!! What an incredible tree! That size and coloUr looks almost photoshopped, but I know that you don't make up things, as others are purported to do. . . . . ... Gahhh!! Wrap It Up Box!! I agree, it is amazing how Bev seems to have an incredibly pertinent, hilarious video for us regardless of the subject. How DO you manage this, Bevel?...
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