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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Great investigative work, Leeesa.. . ....It's beginning to hurt my wee brain. Wow! I don't remember ever seeing that on Sesame Street! Probably a wee bit after my time.. . . ... I was on the edge of my seat, waiting with bated breath to see if that llama was going to have an unexplained fractured back molar. . . . . .... ...... -
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Patti. . . . did we go staggering down through Elfreth's Alley, er sumphin'??? Mygawd. . .. ....probably thinks I've become a half-wit, or had a stroke er sumphin'. . . ... Could have a women's abuse counsellor knocking on me door tomorrow. .. . . ...And very likely hard of hearing.... . . . . .. Hmm. . . . I'll... -
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Mygawd, Judy. . . . dunno what's spookier - -your av or POeter's! They look remarkably alike. . . . . .... Mygawd - - that's the yeti all over! Somebody get him over to Bev's dad's STAT! Incredible. . . ....could I have possibly been in a bench-clearing brawl whilst sound asleep? I'm telling you, it's a mystery... -
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Great news and sad news...... Ptoughmghmnuss!! Superb. You'll be at orientation at 4:30 my time. . . . will be thinking about ya. Good for you!! Bev. . . . I'm so sorry to hear about yer dad's cat. I'm heading over with gluten-free apple toffee cake and a couple dozen Canadian Lumberjack tarts. . . .... Speaking of which .. . . Jess... -
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Yes. . . .. ..... . .and living together has allowed him to realize that, during those frozen, horrid Moscow winters, he needs to get her a coat that he could reconfigure. . . .. .. . Did you notice the unwashed dishes? The laundry lying about? Celebrity status - - he seems fairly well-known in family-type entertainment establishments, with quite an... -
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Yes, who in hell are you petting (with), Jess??? Gaaah! He had verrrrry curly hair. . . ... Could it be??. . . ... OMG!!! That's the final clue. . . . . this is one clever individual!!! Sooozie, get ready: that is no Russian gal who has made contact with you. It is a MAN, and we've ALL heard from him before. Check... -
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Good Morning, All!! Damn, I was so hoping this Llama mystery would be solved overnight by youse guys. . . . ... I think this puzzle may have everything to do with the other mystery we were pondering yesterday morning - - that of the sudden, cold chill that Jess experiences whilst passing the graveyard... ... . Yep .. . there's a connecting clue, there... -
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My dad was the First Canadian Tart......... Check out the first two photos: Open Original Shared Link Damn, this link won't get you to the exact page....it's the first two photos on the third page..... OMG....Does the caption actually say "may contain KITTEN HEAD??" -
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OMG. . . . . . . ...Llamalady could be my dad. . . .......This sounds exactly like him..... . . .Think of the funny coincidences......Les Lye, Llama Lady.. . .......he's capable of anything, really . .. . .. ... Amanda! Glad you had a good, productive day! I'm sure you'll have a good sleep tonight.. ..... -
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Well. . . . .Let's see.... . .. Simply Red's lyrics.... . .. All the things that we've been through You should understand me like I understand you Now girl I know the difference between right and wrong I ain't gonna do nothing to break up our happy home Oh don't get so excited when I come home a little late at night Cos we only act like... -
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What's Jess singing tonight? "Food Glorious Food"? "It's a Fine Life"? ...."He Had it Comin'"?. . ."Cell Block Tango"?. . . . . fer all you Chicago fans.. ....... -
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I was trying to remember one of the many terrific, old-school charming sayings that my granddad used that dealt with this situation, i.e., hearing something that is just too unbelievable. It was driving me nuts, so I just called me dad. Turns out Gramps didn't have an expression for exactly this, but one of his sayings was to be used when speaking about... -
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Way to go, lasting all that time, Jooolie! I bet it was worth the cheat.. . . . ...creamy milk chocolate. . .......mmmmmmmmmmmm -
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Again.. . . Doesn't everybody? Yes!! And all o' me neighboUrs who I've told, and my phamily, and the guy at the drug store, and all the meat packers and box people at the grocery store. . ...... Wait! There goes our paper delivery kid. . . . .. be back. . .. . . Sooozie! get on back to bed! 'Tis a lazy Sunday. . . . .... -
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Mornin' Psillies! Hmmm. .. interesting ponderance, Jess.... and especially around Hallowe'en. I have absolutely NO idea why you'd suddenly get a cold blast while walking by a cemetery, at least nothing geographical, topographical or architectural. Must be the coldness of those spirits. .. ..really, this makes as much sense as anything else, to my... -
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Yes, we probably all saw it. . . . ... Don't wanna ask. . . . Paying for....... . . .a gardener's .. . . smell. .. .. ....... . . -
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((((Gasp)))))....... . .. Absinthium. . . . . ..I want to smell this! Actually, should probably just drink it - - I'm sure it is MMMMMMUCH cheaper per ounce than Absinthe. And with cardomom and linden blossom in it, who knows what the effect may be? It probably smells like our new cedar deck. . . . ...just divine, very woodsy....keep heading outside for... -
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Mygawd. . . . ...you don't suppose that this is what David Hasselhoff has been attempting all along? -
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Hmmmmmm . .. . .curious, and what does it mean?? fleets across my consciousness... . ... Susie, it sounds like you have your cursor, just a bizarre delay in characters appearing. . . . I had NO cursor, but characters appeared diligently . . ..... . . .opposing high-tech glitches... .. .... . Hmmm. . . . we've just had a federal election. . . ...you... -
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A phunny (unintentional, as is often the way) from Jack: I was preparing to do my suppertime injection, and I had to open up a new package of cotton balls. Jack walked in as I was pulling the bag open, and he asked, "are you supposed to throw the first one away?" -
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Susie, it is a shame that Annie is not the digger that Stinker was (Tika's Excavation Industries Ltd.). She could be out there right now, spraying and tossing dirt everywhere. . . . . . -
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Well done, Janet!!! And you used the exact quota.. . I am impressed! -
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********HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AL!!!! â–² â–² â–² â–² â–² â–² â–² â–² â–² ......... ........ .. . .....birthday hats. . . . . . . . . ...... .. ..... The cake sounds divine, Nik! I want a Tel.