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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HEY! How long's it been since you hit the nation's capital, POeter? -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hey! My children do that..... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
What in hell. .. ...can you not TRAIN chickens? Place them in the neutral, relaxed position, slowly step back a few feet, put up your hand, palm facing them, and in your stern, command voice, loudly say, "stay". You could gradually get them to perform a "long stay", and then they could be out near the tomato plants for extended periods with no worries. Then... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I really like the automatic C.com auto-correct, that has had me say things like, "I gave my sister some celiac diseases that feature great, ripped dance tunes"... . . ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: Okay.... . ..Prickly has spilled the beans, so I feel that I can now put out the requested photo: -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
It's all funny. You are in the right place. Um, again. . . . .... ..you are in the right place. Like, Psilly Mantra of the last three thousand pages........ . . ....Want vodka.... . . .... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
(MY favorite coloUr).. .. ..... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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OMG. .. . . these names.... .. .... . ...I'm expecting to see pics of a bluegrass jugband. . . ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, I'm five hours behind you, Gnick, and three ahead o' you, Ptaoughmmn... .. ..guess I'm right kinda in the middle. Strategically, I believe there is NO advantage to being where I am. Well.... . . ....we have maple syrup...and fantastic beer. However, I can have neither of them... Gnick! You have a ban on hose pipe use over there?? What... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Happens from time to time 'round here... . . ....incredibly, there are times when Psillies actually have lives to live, and things that need tending to outside of this thread. Like, family concerns, jobs.... . ....we don't like this kind of thing to carry on too long, however....our priorities all lie here, of course.... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, ya just reminded everybody that Skaought drops in here and checks things out from time to time. . .. .. ..... . . ... . .. ..perhaps we suddenly ARE a little scared... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hell, Irish, whaddya mean, interrupt? You was made to be here -- YOU is a Psilly if there ever was one! Please stay around here....it's quite fabulous -- we never seem to get locked; no one, remarkably, gets offended.... Astonishing, at times.. . .. .. . -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Damn... . . . . .the Funny Object thread is now locked. I was steering the debate toward the "thing' being perhaps an elephant's trunk... . ....I was ready to draw diagrams an' everything..... . . . ... -
ARCHIVED Weird Looking "object" In Gluten-Free Mall Banner
elye replied to RiceGuy's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HEY! More Dr. Suess!.. .. . . . .What are the chances that a single thread will feature TWO quotes from this literary genius?? .. ... ...um, I think.... .. ... .it's very close, anyway.... . . .. .. "I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful -- One hundred per cent". Sorry, can't tie an elephant into the subject matter... -
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elye replied to RiceGuy's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hmm.. .. .and sometimes, the questions are complicated and the answers are quite simple.. . ... .. At least, according to Dr. Suess.... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
.. . .a few lopped-off heads... . .. .... Yes, Rah-shyellle, it could be muuuuuuuuch worse..... . . ...you could be trying to split up with King Henry VIII back in 1530.. . . ... . . HI, PAGHTEEEIGH! SO fantastic, Gnick.... . . . ...I'm in decent shape, and can't imagine doing this......you are my hero. I can only... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Gnick, I marvel at your photos on fb -- you are a running inspiration! Good luck.. .. .. ...take each kilometre as it comes.. . ...and comes....and comes..... -
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...Plus benefits, paid holidays and stock options... . . . -
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elye replied to RiceGuy's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
As I quickly proclaimed in another thread, this is a FANTASTIC expression, and I have since sprinkled it thrice into daily discourse, with a credit to you, IH. The latest incident occured yesterday when my son asked if he should wear his blue jeans with his grey shirt instead of his old black standbys. I was happily able to proclaim: "Sure, hon. Whatever... -
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elye replied to RiceGuy's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG.... .I have FINALLY figured all this out. It seems crushingly obvious to me, now -- how could we have laboured over this so long? It's you, isn't it, Riceguy? Grew out your nails, threw on a feminine white T, affixed tied extensions to your hair, made certain that the lollipop was placed to exactly and completely obscure your obviously male face... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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It can be done -- this is exactly what old Mr. Guthrie has been trained to do at my mom's retirement residence. No running water nor indoor plumbing, but hell, you sound SO happy, Rah-shyellle! SUCH wonderful news... .. . ... Took the emoticons right outta my mouth, Ptaoughmnn.... . ..gonna add a few... ... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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YAAAAAY! Ra-shyellle is BACK! Loved yer latest pics on da Book, R.. . . . . . . And Jyessss is back on land......what an adventure, girl! I think the second thing you need to do after grabbing cat litter and air freshener is calling your petsitter and giving 'im bloody hell. . . .... Shrooomie! I forgot to get on your aerial link....will do this... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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OMG, Jyesssss... . .. ..you are spending countless days with this one man, most often just the two of you, hour after hour -- wow, trial by fire... . . .you haven't killed him, yet, and he obviously hasn't bored you to tears. You'd better marry him. -
YES! Head over Feet -- Alannis Morissette
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Pants on the Ground -- General Larry Platt