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elye

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  1. HEY! How long's it been since you hit the nation's capital, POeter?
  2. What in hell. .. ...can you not TRAIN chickens? Place them in the neutral, relaxed position, slowly step back a few feet, put up your hand, palm facing them, and in your stern, command voice, loudly say, "stay". You could gradually get them to perform a "long stay", and then they could be out near the tomato plants for extended periods with no worries. Then...
  3. I really like the automatic C.com auto-correct, that has had me say things like, "I gave my sister some celiac diseases that feature great, ripped dance tunes"... . . ...
  4. :lol: Okay.... . ..Prickly has spilled the beans, so I feel that I can now put out the requested photo:
  5. It's all funny. You are in the right place. Um, again. . . . .... ..you are in the right place. Like, Psilly Mantra of the last three thousand pages........ . . ....Want vodka.... . . ....
  6. OMG. .. . . these names.... .. .... . ...I'm expecting to see pics of a bluegrass jugband. . . ...
  7. Well, I'm five hours behind you, Gnick, and three ahead o' you, Ptaoughmmn... .. ..guess I'm right kinda in the middle. Strategically, I believe there is NO advantage to being where I am. Well.... . . ....we have maple syrup...and fantastic beer. However, I can have neither of them... Gnick! You have a ban on hose pipe use over there?? What...
  8. Happens from time to time 'round here... . . ....incredibly, there are times when Psillies actually have lives to live, and things that need tending to outside of this thread. Like, family concerns, jobs.... . ....we don't like this kind of thing to carry on too long, however....our priorities all lie here, of course....
  9. Well, ya just reminded everybody that Skaought drops in here and checks things out from time to time. . .. .. ..... . . ... . .. ..perhaps we suddenly ARE a little scared...
  10. Hell, Irish, whaddya mean, interrupt? You was made to be here -- YOU is a Psilly if there ever was one! Please stay around here....it's quite fabulous -- we never seem to get locked; no one, remarkably, gets offended.... Astonishing, at times.. . .. .. .
  11. Damn... . . . . .the Funny Object thread is now locked. I was steering the debate toward the "thing' being perhaps an elephant's trunk... . ....I was ready to draw diagrams an' everything..... . . . ...
  12. HEY! More Dr. Suess!.. .. . . . .What are the chances that a single thread will feature TWO quotes from this literary genius?? .. ... ...um, I think.... .. ... .it's very close, anyway.... . . .. .. "I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful -- One hundred per cent". Sorry, can't tie an elephant into the subject matter...
  13. Hmm.. .. .and sometimes, the questions are complicated and the answers are quite simple.. . ... .. At least, according to Dr. Suess....
  14. .. . .a few lopped-off heads... . .. .... Yes, Rah-shyellle, it could be muuuuuuuuch worse..... . . ...you could be trying to split up with King Henry VIII back in 1530.. . . ... . . HI, PAGHTEEEIGH! SO fantastic, Gnick.... . . . ...I'm in decent shape, and can't imagine doing this......you are my hero. I can only...
  15. Gnick, I marvel at your photos on fb -- you are a running inspiration! Good luck.. .. .. ...take each kilometre as it comes.. . ...and comes....and comes.....
  16. ...Plus benefits, paid holidays and stock options... . . .
  17. As I quickly proclaimed in another thread, this is a FANTASTIC expression, and I have since sprinkled it thrice into daily discourse, with a credit to you, IH. The latest incident occured yesterday when my son asked if he should wear his blue jeans with his grey shirt instead of his old black standbys. I was happily able to proclaim: "Sure, hon. Whatever...
  18. OMG.... .I have FINALLY figured all this out. It seems crushingly obvious to me, now -- how could we have laboured over this so long? It's you, isn't it, Riceguy? Grew out your nails, threw on a feminine white T, affixed tied extensions to your hair, made certain that the lollipop was placed to exactly and completely obscure your obviously male face...
  19. It can be done -- this is exactly what old Mr. Guthrie has been trained to do at my mom's retirement residence. No running water nor indoor plumbing, but hell, you sound SO happy, Rah-shyellle! SUCH wonderful news... .. . ... Took the emoticons right outta my mouth, Ptaoughmnn.... . ..gonna add a few... ...
  20. YAAAAAY! Ra-shyellle is BACK! Loved yer latest pics on da Book, R.. . . . . . . And Jyessss is back on land......what an adventure, girl! I think the second thing you need to do after grabbing cat litter and air freshener is calling your petsitter and giving 'im bloody hell. . . .... Shrooomie! I forgot to get on your aerial link....will do this...
  21. OMG, Jyesssss... . .. ..you are spending countless days with this one man, most often just the two of you, hour after hour -- wow, trial by fire... . . .you haven't killed him, yet, and he obviously hasn't bored you to tears. You'd better marry him.
  22. YES! Head over Feet -- Alannis Morissette
  23. Pants on the Ground -- General Larry Platt
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