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Hellooooooo, Ryan! Get ready, pholks....Nikerler's posting......... She's finally gotten through her inbox........... . . . -
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What....our boobs? They're in the nether regions, now, I'm afraid...... ((((((sigh)))............. -
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Yep, what you've said, Patti......and a sinus headache? Bah! Wow!! Totally off limits fer moi, as Edna is diabetic around here....but Patti, this is an incedible piece of news that you have not shared wif us!! You made a "Cause You're Special" dessert?? There's some new, special person in your life???! Or, wait a minute........was this for... -
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G'Morning, Sillies! A stinker of a day promised.....32 celcius, and very humid. :sweatface; All right, I carried Tess into DH last night as he lay on the couch and said gleefully, "you have to try to give her this pill. It is impossible". He took the pill, carefully pried open her mouth, and threw it in. He released her, she licked her lips... -
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.....Cannot find me cats.....been out calling them, but they are having none of that........ Phorgot to tell you all that like Gus's receding poodle gums, BOTH cats also have considerable recession. What in hell is with that? Everything is receding around me - - my gums, my animals' gums, my husband's hairline, my mental faculties........my boobs.... -
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Judy, Judy, Judy!......(in my best Carey Grant voice)....... You Silly! Royal ascention happens to the person who is the first poster on a 100 flipover page - - from page 1299 to page 1300, for example. There's a new monarch every 100 pages. Look out on page 1299............. Lisa! Great cat pill how-to! Still haven't tried this... -
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Yes, Janet, good luck wif DS! Kripes, get him into competitive swimming......he'll start eating 12,000 calories a day, apparently! (perhaps that's only if you're gunning fer eight golds)........ All right, Sillies, need some crucial advice, here. Several years ago, for a reason that I cannot recall, I had to get a pill down Bryce's mouth (our big male... -
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OMG......Large guffaw, Susie, as you have introduced a new word form into our lexicon........I know that we have been freely using the term "ballcock", but you have left out the preceeding article - -"his ballcock", "that terrific ballcock", to leave it as an inactive verb, a state of being......Yer plumber has BALLCOCK, man"........ I shall start using... -
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Morning, Sillies! Well, mehopes that we'll hear sumfin' from our Sarah today, and hopefully Jess can get her hands on a computer at her friend's place for a pop-in..... .....Yes, Lisa, you are absolutely onto something.......We are moldy........ Ahhhhhh, Lisa....'tis already been in place since about page 500......somehow you missed... -
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!! My brrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn.. . . .........!!!!! -
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Ha! Can you imagine......Cattle cairns?? Yes, there have been a number of potential Psillies who have wandered in, posted regularly, and then boom! Gone......Daughter of the Light, Erica, Colleen and the phunny crew from Makeupville........ . I think the bigger question, however, is this: Why do we stay, and stay, and stay???! ... -
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I'll tell you what he said to me today as we were coming back from the gym. From the back seat, I suddenly hear him say: "Mom... . .. . . ... .... . ....you are two thousand, two hundred and eight weeks old". Jack had a terrific time at his camp. He and seven other ten year-old boys in his cabin......can you imagine what that bedtime... -
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For sure....any newbie Psillies are thrust into our culture and must engage in a rigorous apprenticeship........experiencing our social practices (!) and methods of interaction (!!) before the Discourse of Psilly is mastered.... . . . . ... 'Tis not for the faint of heart....... Yep, Patti.... . .we all seemed to be thinking... -
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Yes.... . . . . ...perhaps....... .. . .. -
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PATTI HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING........... Glad to hear it's all done, Patti! Hope they scooped those errant, lost li'l cackly faces outta there and implanted them back where they belong....within yer discourse on here!! Wow....this sounds like somewhere in a fantastic Dr. Seuss story. I think Horton lives there.....or those Pale Green... -
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Mygawd.....Patti may have some cackling faces stuck up her colon!!! That's where they've been!! I've been thinking about her..... .. . she should be signing on soon....... Think Jess is home today? I know up here in Ontario, they are pushing major surgery patients out after 48 hours, things are so bad with the health care situation..... I... -
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G'morning, Sillies! Well, gawd, Nikerler must be home, like, today er sumfin'........I'm sure she said two weeks - -hasn't it been a month already?? Enough has happened to make it seem like a YEAR....... Yep, MIL has been up there fer almost thirty years, freezing in the darkness...... She absolutely LOVES the life there, has gotten completely... -
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YES! You are here because you are so needed, Soooozie...... Yer mom is resting comfortably....this is grand. Wow. And you were SO lucky to have heard that, Lisa! -
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I'm the same way, Julie.....I just don't feel as happy through our long, dark winter when we're getting so much less daylight. But at least we're not up in Whitehorse where MIL resides......man, I just don't know how she remains happy. From the end of November through to mid-March, the sun comes up at 10:30 in the morning, and is down by 2 pm............ -
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Yesssss..........Anything can happen....... . . . . I propose that the little Eastern European country change its name, to avoid this unsettling confusion........ I think it should be just George. -
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Patti, I've been thinking about you.....bet ya can't wait for tomorrow to be in the can. What time is your proceedure? I know you'll be a brave little soldier........ Yes, I wonder if Jess is up and moving about. The fact we haven't heard from Sarah could be a good thing...... . . maybe she's been very busy getting legal assistance and researching... -
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This reminds me of what Jack exclaimed when we were watching the news, and there was footage of Russian tanks moving into Georgia. He said, "Oh my gawd..........what is Russia thinking?? A little southern state, minding their own business?!" -
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Ahhh! Pierre! Vous etes un diable fourbe, bien sur...... . ... . . -
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Holy crap... . . . . .... .... .... . . . .Where is everybody?... . .. .. . ..