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  1. elye
    Good Morning, All Psilly Psubjects in the Kingdom of Cleavage! Is there a metric equivalent for cubits? Is a cubit already metric? Is it, in fact, a unti of measurement at all? Maths......... . . . .....oh nooooooooooooo.. . . . ... Mygawsh, our monarch is already busy fulfilling Psilly duties - - searching out obscure...
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    ALL HAIL QUEEN JANET THE PHAIR! THE PHUNEE! THE AMPLE, SWEATY-CLEAVAGED! Oh, dear gawwwd..... . . .I've had male docs scraping away up there, female docs, young docs, old docs.....European docs, Canadians, Americans, Asians....... . . . .young interns, old specialists........hell, I've probably even had retired docs pokin' around up there...
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    Yep, absolutely! The gluten-free diet has made my tight control truly pristine...fewer carbohydrates generally, and very little processed carbs specifically, does wonders for blood sugar control......which means less insulin, and that's always a good thing. Celiac disease, in a funny way, can be the best thing that can happen to a type one!
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    Well, I sure wish there was for type one diabetes, but unfortunately, my pancreatic beta cells are destroyed for good. No elimination diet's gonna bring them back for me...... .. .
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    Can you imagine ever meeting a woman who says, "Oh, WOW! I've got my yearly physical this afternoon, and you know what that means..... . . ...my pap smear!! I cannot wait! Oh, the feel of that cold speculum, the scraping........ . . ...oh, it cannot come fast enough!!!...".... Yeah.....whassat??
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    While it is possible to take weight off without exercising at all, it remains difficult. This could be all you need...... . . ...a pound of body weight equals roughly 3,500 calories. Therefore, eliminating 500 calories per day from your diet, whatever way you can, will result in a pound loss per week. If you've eliminated as much food as you comfortably...
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    Mygawd, goat suckers, anal spew, sperm shot glasses. .. . . . .GFinDC and Bunnie, ya still wif us?? Sarah! This seems like a final, agonizing straw.....your loving family dog being drawn into this sick game as an emotional pawn of sorts....... . . . ..I'll foster her, too! We can ALL take turns, until you're able to take her back!
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    Hi, Sarah! I am SO happy to hear that you can at least chuckle a little.... . . . . Oh, Amaaaaaaan-daaaaaaaaaa........ . ...... Ya should have been prepared fer this........ Check thy post count.........
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    Yay! Sarah's posting.......
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    OMG..... . . . .......An incredible coincidence may be unfolding before us..... . . ..... We've been wondering where our yeti has been..... .. ... Open Original Shared Link
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    This is sooooooooooo true...... . . . . ... Or just glance at a rare baby pic of me..... . . .. I'm thinking that during my last run through Home Depot, I did spot large aerosol-type cans in with the Raid labelled "Chupacabra Be-gone"........ On sale, too..... .. . . ......
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    Morning, all! Wow, we is havin' the summer we didn't get in July or August.....another hot, sticky day here. Must get the dogs clipped, or do it myself. Nah...... . .. .I'm gettin' them clipped........ GFinDC!! Anal Seepage! Ewwwwwwwwwww....... Okay.... . . .not sure if you're a Psilly Newbie er not....... . . .if so, welcome to this...
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    OMG....... .. . ...it's really HER..... . ..... .....
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    Hmmmm.....excess poundage...... . .... My dad said somefin' to me about this not long ago........ Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two... .. . ....alone.
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    Once again, Patti has spoken wise words. You'll figger it out, Nik........ .. . you're a super mum, and it will all get resolved. Hey, you figured out the celiac!
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    Yay, Bevel!! Gawd, it's a dern good thing you haven't been wearing Press-on Nails the last few days.....!
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    Note to self: Always place myself on Julie's Trivial Pursuit Entertainment Edition team....... Glad to hear it's improved, Nik.... . .Actually, I think a true poo crime is commited by these women who sit in the public stalls, waiting fer you to leave before they unload... . .I mean, c'mon...... . such a silly crime.... . . well, all right...
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    Ohhhh! What GREAT boobs and lips! (Dunno if they're press-on, howevah)...... . . . ... I will NOT scare Bunnie away...... . . I am now a gentler, less silly Psilly. . . . have grown and changed, am much less....well, scary....less... ..mad, perhaps..... . . . . ..... Yeah, suuuuuuuuure............. . . . . . .... Listen, If Paris Hilton...
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    Morning, Sillies!! Leeeeeesa! That ring o' yourn - - rotten luck.. . . . I do hope it turns up. Perhaps it's wif Ptaoughmghmn? YESSS.........Ain't it grand?? Mr. Chow was out very early this am, at first light, moving silently into his Warrior Pose... .. .. .. I immediately thought of you, Amanda, and how you may need to...
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    OMG....... . . . . ...Jerry Lewis is being currently interviewed on some trashy show.. . . . ......what has happened to this man?? He looks...... . .so... .. .tragic..... . .. ..such a.....mess........ . . . Susie, I can just see Annie racing after the cavalcade of squirrels...... Gus and Elsie go berserk when there is even ONE in the yard, and we...
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    Yah, Pa-tay! And I'll bet your league team was usin' ballcocks in some capacity, too!
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    That's a toughie..... .. . .....A much easier one fer me would be the choice between phatness and TV, or thinness and no TV.. . . . . make me thin, baby!! Yes, I've been thinking about our Sarah and Ptaoughmghmn, too........ . . .... Send us a smoke signal, you two!!! All right! I must head out and buy a lottery ticket......
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    Oh, Thank GAWD! Nikerler's back.....my connection to The Motherland...... .. .was feeling all strange and cast adrift..... . . ...Welcome back, Phat Nikki!! Nik, I do not understand this.... . . ..do ya mean that without the www, one remains slim by gettin' off one's arse and moving around? Were you jogging to the internet cafe, and was...
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    Morning, Sillies! First day of school for Sophie.... . . Jack starts tomorrow. Here are their faces this morning: And mine: Eighteen. Holy crap, was I young when this happened, er what?? Think yer PICC site will be better today, Bev..... . . I just know it.
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    Thanks, everybody!! here's a phunny for the occasion.... . . ...... A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
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