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    I daresay........
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    OH MY GAWD............................Speaking of which, I cannot stop laughing at an email that PeOter just sent to me. Honestly, I haven't guffawed like this in years, probably. It involved a photo that I insisted the Oracle put up as his avatar toot sweet. DO IT, PEOTER!! Well.. .. . . . ...not if the said anal glands were being...
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    Or, should I say: ... . . .. .. ... . ... . .. .. .. ... . ... .. . . . . . . . . . ..... . . . .. . . .. . ..... . . . . .. . . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . ...
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    Do I know Evie? Was that her username?. . . ... . ...Wow, eighty is a big one. Didn't see ANY thumbs. Just got home, and all the guys are gone for the day. Not sure who will be back tomorrow. Hafta rush out when they first get outta their trucks...... Too bad they didn't have to hitchhike home! Would've seen the thumbs then..... . . . . PeOter...
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    I see you, PeOter!! I guess you don't wanna pic up an av pic of yer thumbs...... . . .
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    I've tried that...... . .. we don't have any pop, so I took out a big jug of iced water with glasses. They poured and drank with gloves on. Incredible. ....Could take them out some cookies . . ..... although all I have are the expensive gluten-free ones, and I ain't givin' those away simply to quell my salacious curiosity.. . . . ... I need to...
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    Oh, gawd, I wish I'd never started this..... . ......now I'm obsessively looking outside, checking to see if I can spot any exposed thumbs. There are five guys currently here.. ... Okay, how can I do this clandestinely? Without appearing as though I'm after information? How does this sound: Walk outside with an unopened jam jar (do I have one...
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    You know what would probably happen: I'd throw out the factoid, and there would suddenly be all KINDS of reasons why the gloves must stay on....."I've got one helluva rash on my hands..... .. sawdust really seems to aggravate it, so the gloves must stay on". . .. . .."jeez.....my hands are really cold. Gonna be keepin' these on all afternoon"..... Then...
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    Good morning, All! Late start fer me on here. . . . . . . Had to take The Ripper to an ear, nose and throat specialist this morning. We've been seeing doc after doc, getting test after test, being prescribed steroid after antihistamine after drug , to try to get to the bottomm of his chronic rhinositus and post-nasal drip. This guy, at last, was...
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    Lefty's got phake balls?? I suppose no one's balls will ever hold a candle to PeOter's, as we've all now seen them...... ...... . .. . I believe scotch is better fer this.. . . . . ... Julie! Well.. . . . . .. .I think that if you have to ask, you'll never know. It's not so much a thing as a ... . . . ..state of...
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    ...Unexpected exodii.......... Yes, Judy....... . .. ..laptop in bathroom!
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    Glad you're hanging around, Judy! Quiet, but here...... . . ...hope we've brought a smile, even a little one, to ya today. Take good care o' yerself.... . .
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    Gluless!!!!! WELCOME!!! Welcome.....back?? You were.. . . .. Robbin before?. . . . Have you officially been a Psilly? Perhaps before I came aboard? Regardless..... . . . . . . . now that you're here, stay and revel in the madness!!
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    Ahh! Finally!! Someone else who knows of this obscure life tenet!
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    .......Anybody scooting along the floor, yet? . . . . . What does the heroine's toaster sound like? Well, Sillies..... .got meself another job today. I'm teaching ESL and TOEFL prep to some of the teachers in training at The Ripper's Montessori school. Just a few hours a week. This is good news.. .. . . . .we have a hot tub and new windows...
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    . . . . . ..I'm jus' in looooooove wif Lefty. . . ....... . .. ........ I wanna be interrupted like that whilst gardening!
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    And this: A loaf of unsliced hard salami might inflict damage. As well as this: The only thing a viciously swung sausage might do is leave a grease spot. These are absolutely words by which to live. They sound... . . I dunno. .. . . . kinda...... . ..naughty, tho.....er sumfin'. . . . ... Workmen are gone until tomorrow! Lots...
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    Patti!! Ticks be gone!!! Not just men..... . . .. . . TEN big workmen, now.....installing things, cranking things, ripping things up and off (! ).. . . . .. So much testosterone, I can hardly breathe. . . . .. I wonder if they'd all stand together and let me take a group shot for a wonderful avatar? Me amongst them, of course. . .. ......
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    ... . Perhaps a pic of....a pro-fesh-unal?. . . ....... Mygawd........ . this is craziness! We suddenly have not one, not three, but... . . . wait, I must count...... .. . . .SIX worker men in/around my house, and apparently TWO more are coming. We are having two big windows replaced, and a new garage door installed....for whatever the reason, it...
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    Gooood Morning, Sillies! DH is taking the day off work, and I'll be here through the afternoon- - - we have two big worker men joining us. . . . . . doin' some SERIOUS final destruction, and installation of the decking. I shall be wearing work gloves, as all intelligent workers should do whilst on a site. I could not get the Michael Phelps diet...
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    Got a better idea, Soooozie - - next time ya see him heading reluctantly into his trailer, holding his breath and pacing about before barging through the gate, tell him you'll allow him to empty his fetid bucket into your toilet - - for three front lawn treatments. Yes...... . . I phrequently get poked.. . .. .tickled. . ....rarely hugged...
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    Jess!! Tell me you bought about five pairs of shoes . . ...... . .....or a diamond-encrusted single pair. Just think - - five trillion bacteria, being transported from each foot into the inner fabric of yer new shoon........ . . . (my most favorite archaic, Old English word......)... . . . . . . .
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    .....A trailer with a gate..... . .. Never seen such a contraption. Sounds like something assembled on a Ford assembly line by a worker on marijuanna....... . Ten bucks? What on earth did he do for ten bucks?? Most pro yard guys won't even come into yer yard for less than thirty... . . ..
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    Well, thank gawd that, according to Jack anyway, those six trillion bacteria are on our feet, not on our arms - -otherwise, you'd be in a heap of PICC trouble, Bevel! That is so crappy.....more heinous skin stuff for our lymie...... .. . Soozie! This gardener's twenty-minute disappearance into his van . . ..... . .... . ..what in hell? How fascinating...
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    Schwetty Balls! Well, we know fer sure that PeOter's freezer balls ain't shwettin'........ Mygawd.. .. . he sounds beeee-oootiful.... . . . .. .. What a BRILLIANT IDEA!! We must have the Annual Silly Awards, in December of each year... . . ... . ..we come up wif the silliest things that have been brought up by a Silly...
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