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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Good Morning, Sillies! Poor little Weezie...... .. . . adorable, and a little pathetic. This behavior is much like my big, brawny Gus's conduct when he goes to the vet or groomer. It is very humorous, as his big body is trembling slightly, his ears are down, he whines like a little baby. Elsie stands beside him, dainty and shy, but quiet, calm,... -
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OMG.. . . . .... . ....... . .is Patti gonna grow facial hair and big sharp teef?? -
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Actually, if you go onto my profile, you'll see the group Jack started last year - - "Where's Randall?" Sadly, we still do not know the answer to that question....... -
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....I just joined the group "Make Friends with the Yeti". No idea what the group is together for, what their cause is, what they do together.......... .. . . .... . . But that's what it's all about, I'm thinkin'......... -
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Patti........!! Pheel better soon....... Amanda! I'm gonna go look for ya on The Book....... -
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Um... . . . well. . . ......you didn't get a knock on your front door?.. . ........ Perhaps it takes a little longer, these days.. . .... . . .... No.....visitors???. .. . No smiling individuals bearing the "Facebook Welcome Wagon" basket, with complimentary massage/meal cooking, and optional "poke back"? I took a photo of the facebook... -
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Janet! Isn't it remarkable how we all forget that everyone has a real life going on beyond the forum, and since we're all bein' uproariously silly here, everything must be great in our real-life lives..... . . Sounds like you're a good pro-active mom, and all will be worked out wif DS's homework load........ OMG. . . .... ............. -
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Crockpot to Bevvie's rescue! It is a lifesaver at times, 'tis true......... Patti! You must become a member.... . . ..it is a vortex like no other. You get pinched, and poked, and have a Magic Wall that gets written on... . . .....quite surreal.... . .. ...And people tell you what they're doing.....each detail..... . . throughout the... -
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Well, no matter, Nik........you Brits don't really wanna have anything to do wif the Euro, do you? Mygawd.....things are escalating.... .. . ... .. ... It's that Higgs Particle......... . .. The Oracle Hath Spoken. Yes, I do the same for getting rid of text - - just highlight what ya don't want, and hit "delete... -
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Patti! Just emailed the Barenaked Ladies' link to Jack, as he is a big phan and he knows quite a bit about a couple of obscure things listed off in the song - - he's done big projects on Pangea and Austrolopicathus (?)....... .. . ... I can barely say and spell them, let alone grasp them........ Julie, I must go check to see if I am a member of the... -
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Whoa, Nikerler! fascinating article.. . . . ......especially this paragraph: It is a very expensive science experiment, costing an estimated -
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Morning, Sillies! PeOter!!!! I picture you in a dark overcoat....sunglasses....fedora pulled down over yer eyes......... . . .. Who on earth are these miscreants?? Classified information, to be sure.. .... . .....and we remain on a need-to-know status..... . . .... Well, Judy, you just have to head on up here for the... -
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Heyyyyyy, Sillies! Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. An eight-seater........... .. . .. We'll have to go in in shifts. -
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Hey! I wonder how Janet managed at her first day with other people's kids..... . .... I wonder if she got a new toaster on time....and what sound it makes. I think one should be able to purchase a toaster that produces a sound like a phart - - something handy on which to blame that errant escapee.... .. . .it would give the dog a break....... -
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Yessssssss.... . .. ..G Pizzle.........sounds absolutely like somefin our PeOter, Grand Master Pizzle Peddler, would suggest........ Plantar warts. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww....... I must say I remain very disappointed that there was not rubbing of spices onto those migrant workers, just flinging of such into their eyes....... -
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YES!! The cool, middle-aged chicks in their Birks......... BUT........ . .....perhaps the crinkling of the toaster bags sounds like the backyard squirrels rustling through the leaves....... Rye gluten!!! Didja take care of yer cold pheet, Nik? And Al's got a verruca.........heinous. I do believe that this... -
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Janet! You can provide your family with HOURS of entertainment: Tell the clerk at Target that you MUST hear the sound of each toaster as it is popping up - - that you are looking for a model that sounds exactly like your dog's leash as it is being taken off its hook in the cupboard......or like a mewling cat..... .. . ..or, if listening very closely, like... -
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Goooood Morning, Sillies! To hell with Cirque Du Soleil..........I think we have Michel Debr -
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Yeeee-haw!! Well surmised, Leeeeesa! Love trippin' down memory lane wif you........! -
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How exciting, Amanda! Um..... . . . . ....that is one long piece of video. Your hubby must be a Fed........ . ..... -
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Mygawd......... . ..all those empty cartons and boxes piled up before my parents moved to the retirement home...... .. . ...my dad rushing in as I was clearing them out, shouting, "Wait! There's a couple I wanna keep!"....... ..... . It's all coming together, now........ . . ... And the way he looked so.....FAT, sometimes....almost doughy. ... -
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Patti!... . ..so, you recognise the look....you've had it before. Thank GAWD, then, that you were never wearing these Magic Sauna Pants when you were so often indisposed. I would think that since they can design them to incorporate penile delineation, they could also work in an emergency space for when the pants just won't come off quickly enough. A Poop... -
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MYGAWD........ I WANT THOSE SAUNA PANTS!!! So flattering, I'm sure.....and talk about delineations. .. . . . .I'd be havin' delineations all over the place! But alas, nothing significant for the boobage in the overall style.......... I want everyone to go back and look very carefully at the male model's face. Insanity? Constipation... -
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Boy, I hear ya on THAT one .. . . ..... . ..pretty intimidating and downright bumfoozling over there in GIG Land. . .. ... .I really want to just suddenly pop into the incredibly intellectual discourse with something light to cut the tension that pervades, as I haven't a hope of contributing anything remotely meaningful. Do you think that a woman should...