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  1. elye
    The Ripper's latest obsession is with the following website, which he checks constantly thoughout his time at home.. . .he now will pass me in the hallway or in the backyard and say, "12,043 bicycles mass produced in the last twenty minutes" or "Mom! In the last eight minutes, twenty-nine more people worldwide have been diagnosed with type one diabetes!"...
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    Janet! Your kids are done school? At the end of May? Mygawd....when does their school year start, early August er sumfin'? You want your kids in our schools up here....they attend until the end of June.. . . I think we have a business for Peter to start up, if not simply for the potential name. King Peter, you must become involved in the manufacturing...
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    You sound great, Amanda!
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    Good Morning, Posters Whom I Tolerate! Susie, what an EXCELLENT idea....the beginning of a new thread in the Other Intolerances section. It'd be a fine test to see how sharp Scott's reaction time is. .. .and those moderators do need to be kept on their toes. I'm sure I have seen the opposite - - threads dealing with whom one's favorite poster is,...
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    Alex!! I'd say that the big test is upon you.. .. .you're now married... .. .
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    Okay, okay.... . .. I'm going to divulge my Singular Irritant through some precise, revealing hints. This member is: -North American - an adult - has trouble with gluten Ya got it?! Okay, anyone else have trouble with that individual?
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    What twisted fun!
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    ...And now they're gone......yep, it's the Band of Irritants... . .I can jus' feel it......
  9. elye
    But hey.....pizzles aren't round...um...are they?...haven't seen all that many, actually.... . . Gotta say, Jess, that I've never in my life wanted to meet and socialize with a scientist, until I started chatting with you....
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    Hitler was a gifted artist - - some of his landscapes were literally beautiful....and he also loved dogs, with his entire being. These facts about the the most infamous madman of our time are somehow not just unsettling, but terrifying.. ..I'm not certain why. Me, too! I wanna know if one of them is the only member by whom I've been greatly...
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    Well.......if ya want them to just....you know.....disappear... . . .. lemme know..... Amazing, eh?... ..sounds like the resume of a superb leader.. ..(((shudder))))..... Mygawd...I've heard of pigs' ears being sold as doggie treats, and hooves - - but bulls' penii??! Wow. Well, waste not, want not.... Nope...
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    Okay, Okay...... We all know these candidates..... A. Franklin D. Roosevelt B. Sir Winston Churchill C. Adolf Hitler
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    Ah! Shakespeare used a pizzle in his imagery now and then...definitely in Henry IV, Love's Labour's Lost.... .. Wonder if they make slings for these things... ..
  14. elye
    Okay...I've got another query from The Ripper. This one is FASCINATING! Just imagine: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. For whom would you vote ? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain...
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    Oh, I dunno, Patti - - I suspect the majority make a sudden, blistering break for it - -screaming and kickin' up major dust....
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    Actually, I've referenced Ptaoughmhmn elsewhere two or three times, and used our special Psilly Pspelling. Imagine what others were thinking whilst reading my post.. .. ."Wow - - which member is THIS? Must be from Latvia or Iceland". And then trying to figure out how his name would be pronounced.....
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    Not scary a 'tall!...Um....on a big man, perhaps..... Hmmm.....or perhaps not...... Yes....We're going to have to shorten this name of Ptaoughtmnhmn's..... Let's see.. .. . Uhhhhhhh.. .... Hey! How about TOM? Janet said strikation...... Embrace dark, hairy skin? I cannot help picturing something...
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    Morning, all! Glorious day ahead!! Sun and 25 C today and tomorrow. Supoib! Seems as though DH is not the only one who finks that eggs with potatoes is simply wrong - - my dad has always thought this a bizarre combination. "Potatoes are a supper food, eggs for breakfast", kind of old-school thinking. I love 'em together - - a delicious...
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    Ah! We settled the old TP quandary long ago - - it rolls from the bottom, reducing the chances of it all flipping out into a big heap on the floor.... I'm telling ya, we have addressed some colossal points of difference head-on over the years we have been together: Which is the correct way to slice a kiwi - - length-wise or width-wise? Whether...
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    Susie! Do you sell the jewellery that you make? You often seem to be working on something... . What's going on in Kisseyville? Have you guys agreed to disagree? Has the argument-fuelled smoke cleared? DH and I were arguing this evening about which was a better movie, The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe or Prince Caspian. The smoke will clear...
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    Oh, gawwwwd...we CANNOT let the powers that be at Merck know about the magic healing properties of yeti fecal matter - - our yeti will be sure to go the way of the Asian sharks and Siberian tigers..... Gad....I thought we were talkin' about some guy named Telemarketer or Telephonic. "Hi, I'm Nikki, and this is my husband, Teleprompter. For...
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    Well, yes, there's that.. . .and simply the fact that I just make people disappear....
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    Janet!! Mygawd......at first I suspected it could be my dad, as he has portrayed East Asian women in his past. But you?! You know, I should have thought of this....should have suspected...I saw her spreading a truckload of mulch in her backyard yesterday. I also saw her leaving her house on the weekend in full Cub Scout regalia.. .. And lately, she...
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    Good Mornin', Sillies! Don't think we officially had any frost last night, although it was close. . ..my plants should be okay. Our lovely old chestnut tree has bloomed fully - - its broad, fat leaves that canopy half our yard look wonderful. Mr. Chow was out at exactly 6 am, stretching to greet the sun. All is good. Speaking of Chows, for...
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    Thank Gawd.......I am so relieved to hear that our Great Monarch is protecting his balls when out in Royal Walkabouts...
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