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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes, I thought of this.. .perhaps I need to have my eyes open a crack, to see what he looks like. Well... . .not that a gorgeous salesman would nor should cause me to be any more okay with that than a hideous ogre of a salesman... . . ..uh... . ... . ....well... . . .... Just lemme rethink all this for a moment... . ... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes, Kherrrighn, any crock pot account is funny, somehow, here.. . . .please keep us posted. :lol: OMG, yes.. . . . . . ...and what about if, whilst my eyes are closed as I stand before a salesman at my front door, he reaches in and grabs the antique vase from the hall table? Or brushes carefully past me and scans the rooms, finds my purse... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
G'Day, Peeps! Think I'll have me eyes open for the entire day, today. Well... . . . ......unless a canvasser comes a' knockin'.... .. . . . . .. Holy crap, Shroom...... .yer oven is ON perpetually? Like your fridge and freezer?? How bizarre.... . . . . ..um, why? Don't get it -- and how much power is that being used/wasted? Such a curious... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
This is likely a sure-fire method for getting door-to-door salespeople to scatter. Stand before them with your eyes closed, say little. It absolutely worked for me. You just hafta get yourself TO the door. I was likely there. Difficult for you to suss me out, as it was shots of my toe, or the edge of my closet door... . .. . ... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Grand Marnier! Grand Marnier! I lay down on my bed about a half-hour ago with my eyes closed, as I wanted to see if I could manage three days like this. After twenty minutes I could no longer stand it - - too many things were calling to me. So, I got up and decided to keep my eyes closed over the next hour whilst I tried to manoever my way around the... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
This suddenly made me think of MY gastroenterologist who diagnosed me - - a very funny little man (probably 5'3") with a huge head, big moustache, walks around his clinic in bright orange crocs.. ....I am picturing him being sainted, and adorned in all of the saintly ornaments and attire. Hmm... . do saints wear big, flowing robes? Mitres? This would be most... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh, thank GAWD. I've often wondered why we get no Moderator Activity amongst our thread. Pre-approval. .. . . .man, sounds like executive class er sumfin'.. .... . ...a Psilly post hits the Moderator screen, a few heads are put together...."Oh, it's one o' THEM".... . . ......and it gets pushed through. Actually, we've got all the Mods participating here... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:angry: ((((((sigh)))))). . . . ......This truly bothers me, and a lot of other Canucks. I honestly do NOT believe that a sport should be part of the Olympics unless there are more than two countries with contending teams. I HATE to see these European girls slaughtered by us North Americans, simply because their countries don't have the money nor the interest... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
GAH.. . ..... I wanna workplace like this!! I never get to do nooners with diplomats who fancy me, let alone doctors. .. . .....and you is surrounded by funny boys! -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Rah-shyelle! You've washed that strep right outta yer house. . .. .good news. Stay well......! Hmph. Mine needs no excuse, but she never says such things -- just stares with narrowed eyes, thin, British lips drawn into a tight line, and thinks them. .. .... . . .. Yes! The cutie from Montreal! What a great story.... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Good Morning, Psillies! Thinkin' about you and The Weeze, Psoooze. Bah, rotten luck! You couldn't have secured the vac any better, right? Weeze had to be where she was. . .. ...ya did the best you could! Crumbling toof.. . . ...heinous, and $$. . . ... -
ARCHIVED Could I Have Celiac?
elye replied to bekkaz's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
Hi, Bekkaz, and welcome! Bloating (whether sudden or not, extreme or slight), lethargy and gassiness are classic, well-known symptoms of gluten intolerance/celiac. Moreover, many members on this board have had their gluten issues misdiagnosed as IBS (it is often referred to 'round here as "I Be Stumped", as docs seem to often diagnose IBS when they aren... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
YES! I think it would be most prudent to combine these two situations. ..... .. ....my eyes glued shut AND hitting every single red light at all intersections - - that way I would have constant pockets of time when I could be trying to orient myself, feel around for the pedals, buttons and shifts, pray. . .. . . ..... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Good news on your with-it GI, Jyaghnutt.. . . ..you'll suss this out! Hmmph. Such is often the way when you do not have to open your wallet for these procedures.. . .... My mom had an angiogram last fall.. . ... ..it took a couple of weeks, as I recall. Not bad, and free, but still -- heart diagnostics should be days, I think. HEY... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HalloooOooOo, Peeeps! Gnick isht hongovah, ya? Mygawd, wodka can be an eeeeevil thing.. ... ..no smell, nice and smooth, goes down so effortlessly and unnoticeably with tomato or orange juice... ........ .....gah, trouble ... ..... . .... And Tel's heart.... . .... ..LET'S GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!! An angiogram will be a good thing.. ....... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: Well done whilst manning the fort, Jyaghnutt! Yah...... me, too.. . . .. . . ..maybe I'll find me silly in the washer . .. .. ... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Have a great time, Gnick.. . .watch the wodka.. . . . sounds like they may be toasting every time someone coughs........ . . . .... . . .... . . You can discuss their Olympic hopefuls, of which there are MANY. Ah, those Russians - - they are winter wunderkinds, methinks.. . . . .. -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hmmm.....Russian food.. .. . .....borscht? .... . .um, lotsa potatoes. . . ... yes, root veggies -- turnip, etc. Um, Gnick - - think you'd better plan on drinking a fair amount... . ... . . Halloooo, POeter! What did YOU think of those excruciatingly Canadian opening ceremonies? -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
'Mornin', big O'ers! I will be curious to hear what everyone else thought of those ceremonies..... ...non-Canucks, specifically. I found only two or three parts of it beautiful, creative and thoughtful... . . ...much of it would mean nothing to those who aren't Canadian (hell, even WE likely weren't understanding all of the symbolism)....and, I dunno... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Holy crap.. . . . .... It's a damn good thing that we can all burp and fart adequately. . . . . . Hmmmm. . .methinks you speak of gastric torsion... . . that horrific thing that killed my Gus. Common in the bovine family, not so much in canines. So I gotta have an icepick stowed in my carry bag, along with my big hook and leg-breaking... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yup..... .... .. . that's whot I wanna do. . .. . ..... Hey! Everybody wants to become a shepherd, now?! 'Tis fabulous!! We can all become a herding group....a shepherd tag team! But wait... . . . . there's this...... . Apparently, I need to be ready to break the odd sheep's leg, carry sheep on my back, grow... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Kerrrighn: It is funny. And weird.. . . how in hell do you make this? Sounds phab, actually...like something to which my kids would stare into the pot and say, "Cool! Soup made outta good stuff!" A fine strategy you carried out, Jyessss. Yep, this husband and children I suddenly notice in my kitchen or laying about in my backyard have certainly... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Jeez, I am reminded of the past psillie days when a hilarious banter took place between those of us who talked about our great successes involving sudden crock-pot meals. We were deemed crock-teases. -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
'Mornin', peeeeeps! Cannot wait for the BIG "O"! ....That's The Olympics. . . . . . ........ Gnick is hunkered down in her house that is likely colder than the ski hills on Whistler Mountain, where rain is causing all sorts of uncertainty and stress for the alpine event organizers. . . . ....... There is all sorts of buzz and speculation... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Mygawd.. . . ... .. .......the silence is DEAFENING!! Where are da Psillieeeees??