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  1. Whoops. .. . .....haven't had a double-post in a LONG time. .. . ... A double anything, for that matter.. .. ... . ..
  2. CONDOM CLUBS?? I did NOT know of these monthly groupings.. .... ..... . . are there meetings? At members' houses, where you meet and greet, sample(?), discuss product lines? Is there a pick of the month? Mygawd. I have always wondered how I would fair in a book of the month club, with the compulsory reading needed between meetings... ... .. . ....but...
  3. Jodog would have to beat ME there, I tell ya. Someone in the vicinity with peanut butter going begging? Gah, I'd be finding my way there in the midst of a tsunami, methinks... . . ....
  4. Yes, I remember this.. . . . .......but the question remains -- can your kids tell the difference? Do you rush outside and rattle the screen when you want them, and have them come running into the kitchen yelling, "Toast! Toast!" ?
  5. Gah! Note where the pic is cut off -- just below me bustline, where the fat remains somewhat under control. Pan downwards, and yikes. ... . .... Actually, I could put up a pic of my feet, as well, like you have done, Bunnie. Think I'm fairly lean-footed.....although they ARE unattractive nonetheless. Dry, somewhat gnarled...... . . ... Yep, not...
  6. I KNOW!!... . ... ....... . ....'Tis a curse.. . . . .... . . .. :angry:
  7. Yes, damn right! One reason I LOOOOOVE having a dizzying, sweaty, shaky insulin reaction is that chocolate, as in so many other instances, is a great, legal remedy. I had a very caloric Easter, as well. Gads, I wish gluten- and sugar- free eating meant skinny, low-fat eating, as well. . .... . ....never works out that way, it seems. I can still have...
  8. HAPPY EASTER, PSILLIES!!!!! Wow.. . . . .the Easter Bunny sounds like he can be one mean Summummab%$@# . . .. .... .. . ....a mean, drunken, gluttonous summummab%$@#.. . ......
  9. Whenever I open a can of the dog food stew that I use sparingly with the dogs' kibble, I find myself really wanting a spoonful, particularly if I'm hungry. It smells and looks incredible -- just like chunky, homemade stew or a fancy, slow-cooked chopped beef casserole. I will spend all sorts of time preparing a stew dinner, chopping the beef, making the sauce...
  10. 'Mornin', Psills! As I recall, he does NOT have any food intolerances. He is gassy, however... . ......so perhaps he should be tested. Hey, I stepped up to measure his inseam, but there is NO WAY I'm volunteering to collect one o' those stool samples to ship off to Enterolab.... . ... . .. Same sentiments for getting married...
  11. I know, I know! POeter, we've been doing EXACTLY the same thing here today.. .. .....dinner on the deck tonight! Yes! He stank, didn't he? Um, he didn't have a duck bill .. .... . ... . ......but he could well eat ants...... . . he could be helping you out there, Jyaghnuttt, whilst he carries out, cleans up and arranges your patio furniture...
  12. Indeed.... .. . ... . .after all, this is what I fully expect my DD's first boyfriend will be.. .. ... Do anteaters really stink? They are quite bizarre-looking, rather other-worldly, like something George Lucas or James Cameron dreamed up... . ...as are these guys: Wow. Talk about bizarre. So strange, in fact, that I have...
  13. No! If all else fails, THIS will work:
  14. Gah! Jyaghnuttt! That's it! You simply needs to get a few civckebs!
  15. Whoa, Jyaghnuttt.. .. ...rutabagas, bi-weekly vomit, burst appendices and li'l ants... .. ....... . . man, you're having quite a time over there! No leaky anal glands or malfunctioning ballcocks, I'm assuming -- so it could be much worse. You know something?.. .. . ......I honestly don't know if I have EVER, in my life, eaten a rutabaga. Is it just...
  16. April first! Canna believe it. Where did the winter go? Where in hell is my life going?? Been meaning to mention, Gnickk - -I LOVE yer av! Alzy looks like a grown MAN, now.. . .. .What happens to these young teenaged boys?? Ya feed 'em, and look what happens. . .. . ..
  17. Uh.. . . . .Hanh??.. . . . ...Wait, now... . ........you go on these outdoor field trips, with screaming little hellions, as a volunteer - - and none of them are your own kids?? You just do this.. . . . ...because?. . . ..... OMG, Kherrrighne, what in hell is the matter with you??
  18. This SO describes life here in the Ville.. . . ..... It is now our anthem...
  19. Hmmm... . .seventies....seventies...........like, WAY before my time.. . ... .. . . ..... This will have to be close enough - - very early eighties... .. . ......my fave.. . . . .. You're old enough some people say To read the signs and walk away. It's only time that heals the pain And makes the sun come out again... . . ....... ...
  20. That's great! Very clever. . . . .... . ...!
  21. WOW... . . .everybody has gorgeous nephews!! Good lord. .. ... . me router is dead. . . ..... . . .this means no laptop, and much more serious, no ipod touches. Cannot wait to hear my kids' screams as they enter from school, li'l machines in hand.. . ..."Hey!!! What's goin' on?? I can't get on facebook.... . . can't get my mail!!"
  22. 'Morning, Gang! Ah, bargain haircuts. .... .. . ....I go all the time to First Choice (are they in the States? Not sure).. . ......where they charge fourteen bucks for a cut. With tip it's over sixteen, and I go frequently for trims, so I don't even think the price is really cheap, particularly for DH who hasn't much hair left, or The Ripper, whose trim...
  23. OMG.. . . ........here is the next photo that's been put up. . .. . ...... .. ......this is my li'l nephew???.. . . . .... . ....
  24. :blink: :o :o GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! My wee little boy?? Impossible!! That will be a LIFETIME away. . ........!!. . . . . . .....
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