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Oh, dear, Bhughnnie - - no tomato pasties for you. Actually, unless you have a SKIN reaction to tomatoes, they would probably be okay........ -
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OMG. .. . . Today is the Psillie Psummit on the West Coast! Wanna be there. Are you gals drunk yet? Put together a collaborated post, will ya? Towo peeppl drukedluy typin awwaey -- double the hilarity! What a predicament, POeter. . ... ...Riley has been exposed, and is now addicted to, grass... If anyone can match wits with a... -
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Hmmm. . .... . .tomatillos?... . .. .. . ....I believe there is a variety aptly named pear tomato..... . ...think that'd be me.... .. ... ... I need everyone's expert advice. DH and I had been planning a trip to New Orleans in early July. We have not booked anything yet, and now that this horrific oil spill in the Gulf has occurred and there seems to... -
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My Jack is in cub scouts, and had to cook the family a meal in order to earn this very same badge, I believe. He put two frozen pizzas in the oven - - one gluten-free, the other one not - - and did NOT earn it. You got that right! -
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YAY, Patteigh! This sounds like the perfect way to bring up kids -- relaxed with boundaries. And it certainly helps if DH is completely on board... . . .the odd time Will and I disagree on kid matters (he is more strict than I), but a happy medium is reached, and what the hell, our two are not out setting fires, beating up other kids or carving someone's... -
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Happy Monday, Psills! GAH! Magic words! Thank gawd...there is some hope!! Crap. Shoulda done a quick-reply-with-cut-and-paste.... .. . .I wanted to say something about... . . ..ice cream? Floor tiles? Size six pants?. .. .. ....... . ... ...bah, 'tis gone. . . . . . .. -
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Um.... . . . . . :unsure:. . ... . .....aren't.....ALL mirrors..... . ...FAT mirrors?..... .. .. . .. .... You mean... .... . ..those mirrors that I look into and think "oh, gawd....thank heaven they all make me look heavier than I really am" might, in fact, be ACCURATE?? Or, gawd -- THIN mirrors?? No way. ALL mirrors in me day-to-day travels are... -
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Hi, Jyaghnutt! You've been a busy bee...... . . ....great to see you back. No great AHA! moment with Skeeter ... .. . ...keep pluggin' -- you'll get your answer! Congrats on the weight loss! I was about to list on ebay a large, framed work of art with precision reflective glass on the front - - sounds like you could happily hang it beside your computer... -
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I am breathless in amazement, Leeeesargh... . . ....what an amazing, inspirational son you have, there. Perhaps we won't read about him in a novel or biography, but it sounds like we will be able to reference him in medical journals.. . . ......it's all good! OMG.. .. .. ...adorable. Yes, I, too, would be struggling along, breathing hard... -
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Gah! Must get on Phacebook to scope out the details, but what TERRIFIC news about Nathan, Leeeese! What an amazing story he has to tell - - well, your entire family's story, really - - this jaw-dropping journey through the last couple o' years.. .. . .... ..I'm telling you, it's a book! Gnick! You need to take this plant out of its pot and... -
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New av, puleeeeeze, Ms. I-Can-Pull-Off-ANY-Hair-Shade! Truly, with that incredible mane o' yourn, Gnick, it could be just about any coloUr (including grEy -- imagine Gnick as a li'l old lady with crazy long coils of grey and white tresses?? Spectacular!)... . . ......wanna see it! -
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Shroom's lemonade! Holy crap.. . . . .....was just sitting here posting, and happened to glance over at the big framed picture I have on the wall beside me. It is perfectly positioned so that in the reflection of the glass I could suddenly see the substantive ROLL that now sits around my midsection when I sit forward, right through my T shirt and shorts... -
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:lol: Dunno why.....this struck me as tres humoristique . . . ..... -
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Only TWO? Gawd, I wish... . .. . ... -
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That is SO true. No chain needed. And, of course, this would be why no one ever sees men patting themselves, looking about, under and over things.... .. ..... .. ."Crap, where in HELL did I put my penis? I, like, JUST had it a second ago..... . ...it was RIGHT HERE... . . .....man, people keep walkin' off with it!" -
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:lol: Dear GAWD, I hope not.. .. ... ..! You know, I was just thinking... . .. ...... ....perhaps my mother has new insight and knows more than we give her credit for in this new, post-trauma state... .. .. .. ... Maybe it IS easier to write with a penis than with a pencil... -
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Fortunately, this is one thing that has stayed entirely intact with my mom post-stroke (so far, anyway) -- her sense of humour. In fact, I believe that she is even funnier now, and laughs a little easier. Wow, how very lucky our family is for this to be a consequence of something that can take so very much away.... . . .. She finds it quite funny when she... -
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Hey, gang! Any word from Lefty, Jyesss? Have to share with you the video that was shown as a kind of pep-rally for the elderly folks in the rehabilitation program at the group assessment meeting my mom sat through yesterday: -
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HEY! I'm inside the Fast Reply box! here I go... .. .gonna scroll on up to see what's been said before me... ... . ..... Yep, can see it all! But yes, there is no bringing others' quotes into this reply, so I can see how it would get quite complicated with cutting and pasting. . .. . . .....I must now open up a regular "Add Reply" window with my quoted... -
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We've been following you Brits and your election o'er here, as we have had a minority (or "hung" as you blokes succinctly put it ) parliament for four years. They canna get anything done.. ...bills don't get passed, alliances are quickly made and abandoned... . ......'tis crazy. We simply have too many parties running. I wanna be like the Yanks -- two choices... -
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Oh, yuck, Jyesss.. . .. ....this is what I hate about our outdoor cats - - I am a worrier, so I don't tend to own these types very well. They are gone for longer than two or three meals and I'm up at night, wondering, out calling.. .. . ..... . They ALWAYS return. Lefty will be back, Jyesss! He's out doing kitty stuph. . . . . .... -
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Rah-shyellle, I AM THERE. And I want Betty White there! -
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Hi, Tah-reeeesuh! So great to hear from you. You know, I think you and I need to meet over a couple of bottles of chablis.. . .. .......we'd cry and cry together over our respective crappy fiscal years, and then, being true Psillies Exraordinaire, we would larf and larf.. . . . .. ... -
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HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY, PSILLY MOMS!