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  1. elye
    Yes, great advice, Jyessss.. . ... . Paghteeigh! Take care of yourself, phriend .... . ..! This is true. . . . . . .... .but I just dunno if I would be comfortable plussing a complete stranger.... . .someone outside the confines of Psillyville. Perhaps this is something I just need to do, to broaden my horizons, generate more...
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    Hell, I must get a tattoo across my stomach or arse.. . ...t'would be painless. I know that I, were I in this situation, would also be feeling guilt, Leeeesargh... . . .. ..I am notoriously hard on myself and feel guilt and regret chronically. So, I will tell you what everyone around me says when I am feeling guilt inappropriately: You have...
  3. elye
    Plussing Psillies! Yes, mine also... .. . ....I wish that the plus button were press-able with so many others in my life, beyond this phorum. The odd student of mine who makes my day, our mailman who tolerates the incessant barking of the dogs each time he approaches, that nice little man who bags my groceries with amazing diligence... ....
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    Ya think?? Ya, what in hell's THAT all about? Thought I was the most Prolific Penis Ponderer.... ..... Hi, Stef! My dogs will not eat gluten-free cookies. . . .....chocolate chip, peanut butter, doesn't seem to matter... ..... . ..much like yer ants... . . ...
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    Patteigh, I DO hope you were goin' for the plus button. . . . . .. ... . YES! I told my family the vinegar bottle story last night around the supper table. Made quite an impression.. .. . I'm not sure if they believed it was true or not. Tonight I will talk about the Penis Puppeteer. The Ripper will now have some great tales for around...
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    Jack is off to scout camp, too! Right after school today, until Sunday night. Two days - - I checked his duffle bag, and he has packed five pairs of underwear , Six pairs of socks, one T shirt and one pyjama bottom. Oh, and sunscreen.
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    Gah..... .. I woke up last night and lay there, suddenly remembering this: Did we ever hear that Lefty made it back home to Jyessss okay?.... . . .. .. . ... . .don't remember this . .. ..... . . OMG, Rah-shyellle. . .. . . .. . ..penis stories that none can rival. . . .... .. ..Plussed ya big-time on THAT one.... ...
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    In all seriousness, what exactly is the plus button there for? Do we hit it when it is at the bottom of an excellent post? Life-altering, sage advice? Uplifting, poignant musings? Gads, no wonder I've been at zero forever. . . . ..... I believe that the PLUS button should automatically activate when the word "penis" is typed. Watch the scores...
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    Just had an amusing piece of speculative film going through me head... . ... .imagine if these two individuals were sitting beside one another in the emergency ward? "Hey. . . ......what you in fer?" "Hell, I got a bottle o' vinegar stuck up me arse. You?" "Agh.. . . ..my penis is red, swollen, sore... . ...... .. I vaguely remember tying a...
  10. elye
    Holy crap... . .. ....these characters sound like a veritable waste of skin. I'm thinkin' placard, as well.... . . .
  11. elye
    Perhaps the String-On-The-Penis Man was employing that old trick of tying string around one's finger to remember something very important, and was using his penis because.. . . .well. . . . ....because. ... ...he would notice it more?.. . ... . . . ... .. Very phunny that he forgot he had tied the string there.. .. .. . ...I suppose he should have tied...
  12. elye
    Meant to comment on this before - - um, how did he figure that tying a string to/around his genitals would enhance his performance? Trying to think of the science here, or the logic... . . . .... ..cutting off circulation causing swelling, pressure, interesting changes in coloUr... . ..? Perhaps he was creating a small home puppet-show, with a fabricated...
  13. elye
    Gaaaahhhh......... . . . ...Rah-shyellle, you don't really think that this individual being in his 70's is the crazy part of this story. .. . ...... do you???? :lol: Bottle up the anus. .. . .... . ..well, if you're middle-aged, or a teenager, it's within the realm of normalcy... . . ..but someone in their SEVENTIES? Crazy!! Did anyone...
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    Mornin', Peeeeeps! Okay.. . . . .everybody, all at once.......PLUS POETER!!
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    Gawd... ...I feel so dirty... ... .. . .....Plus me, plus me. .. . ...... I am going to go and plus ALL KINDS of members. . . .. . .. ...LET'S MAKE EVERYBODY'S DAY!
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    OMG. . .. . ..isn't that ridiculous?? We actually were NOT official friends, Patteigh! All right, but now that's all fixed.. .. .... .. Um, yes, the Phriends function seems much like the Friends function in Da Book. Means nowt... . . .DD has about 420 FB "friends" - - and how many has she met more than once? Probably about 30.. .. . .... Now.. . ...
  17. elye
    There, now.... . I hope we've ALL got Psilly Statii!. . . . ... . ...
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    Psilly

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    OMG.. . . ..running naked is bad enough.. . ..biking naked?? Um.. . . . ..it must.....HURT. Regardless of one's sex...but men in particular.... . . . ... At least I wouldn't be jiggling and bouncing along as I would be if streaking. Just swaying, I suppose. . . . .... :lol: Lotsa gluten-free sauce! Yes. He could UNzip...
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    Yes, excellent possibilities.. . . .. . ....Hell, I am NOT simply neutral! I am married, middle-aged, a mother, an employee, of average height and weight.. . . ..... . . ..actually, that does sound fairly neutral, dunnit?.. .. ...... Perhaps, this being a celiac site, the status button only relates to the disease itself. Choices of Daily Status: Bloated...
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    Mornin', Peeeeeps! Yes, 'tis raining here, as well, but much needed. We've had no precip for weeks.. . ..... .me grass is brown and crunchy... . .. Hmmm....the fascinating, ever-present Status Button. I have pondered this thing, and wondered much... . ... .... .my official Status is Neutral. I suppose this is a good thing. But I'm rarely...
  22. elye
    Holy crap... . . . . . ......in all the misery and ugliness of the horrific oil spill in the Gulf, I have just found a piece of beauty. Our national news station just had a live interview with Phillippe Cousteau, Jacques's son. who was offering his expert perspective. What a sight for sore eyes!
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    Um... ........ . yeah.. ... ... ..I, too, was overcome with the possibilities, and backed dutifully away.... I was actually telling DH about POeter's balls. We have met POeter and Jacquie in the flesh, but at the time the subject of P's now infamous balls never came up, and we never got to see them until the pic was put up here. They're probably...
  24. elye
    When I first read this I thought it said "streaker". I don't think I EVER wanna be one of those.....and no one else wants this, either. Streaking involves running, which I do, but naked, which I never will. I am clothed and supported adequately. Crap, me running bare naked?? All kinds of movement, and not of pushing muscle and sinew.. . . ..... ...
  25. elye
    Well said, Oscar! But... I thought you were more of a martini drinker... .. . ... Jeez, imagine THAT fossil site.. . ......!
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