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  1. elye
    Holy crap, Kherrighnne! . .. . .You're all okay. . . . ... . ...this is what matters... ...but holeeeeeeee crap.....!! YAY! Bevel's back!
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    Dear gawd... .. . . . . ..can you guys carry a tune whilst belching? I seem to recall some of the teenage guys from my youth taking great pride in their ability to burp out the National Anthem. .. .. ... . . ANNNNND... . . . . . ...some time ago DD showed me a youtube clip of a bloke who farted Lady Gaga's "Poker Face".. . ........ . . . . . .'Twas something...
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    Hell, he drove us to the airport.. .. . ... . . ... . . . .....
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    Holy crap... ...can you imagine what the cake woud look like if Rah-schyelle were creating a masterpiece for a Psillyville party? Um.. . . ..are there molds for li'l anal glands?
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    Um..... . .. . .. . . . .... . . ...well, definitely.. . . . ....be ready, however -- methinks you'll be absolutely inundated with dinner invitations...
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    'Mornin', Psills! I'm Post - Sting. . .. . .. .....a beautiful concert, white hair mixed with mohawks and ponytails throughout the massive crowd.... . .Quelle Artiste! Hey, I noticed that there are a couple of Chippendales arm chairs and oversized candle holders on this list. Do some Chippendales Men come installed in these chairs?...
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    Cannot believe my luck. As I was treading water in the gym pool this morning, my old friend Doreen floated over to me and asked if I would like FREE tickets and a parking pass to this show tonight: Open Original Shared Link Seems her daughter-in-law is a nurse, got two tickets as a gift from a patient, and has no desire to go. Wow. We...
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    Mygawd.. .. . . . . . . . .... . . ...POeter's been castrated... .. . . .. I thought they only did that with dangerous rapists/pedophiles and retiring racehorses. .. . . . .. ... POeter! How did this happen? Hey, it had nothing to do with me.. . . .no official Castration Edicts in effect, I can assure you... ...
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    No way. Discussing these matters is a good thing. Manouvering the bloke into coming over to help you put up your drywall and rip up your linoleum - - THAT is superb. AND penis slings. . .. . . ....
  10. elye
    Twenty years your senior... . ..... . . methinks he may have somewhat droopy thumbs.... . .. Which is fine - - still useful...
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    Hey. . .... . . . . .sounds like Pahteeigh can do those funky li'l red polka-dotted panties! Fedex 'em to her, Jyesssss!
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    Well, how well did you get to know this guy? Don't toss them yet -- if he's interested, they may fit him..... . . . .. Are his hips bigger than yours?
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    Hmm... . .. . . . ..a weird experience. This could indicate SO many things. Were you singing together? Does he have spots on his face? Was he wearing a brassiere, and begin to ask you about yours?? WHAT?? Let's see the pic, Geena!... . . . . . ... Er, Jyaghnutte!
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    OMG.. . . . . .gotsta tell youse guys, this is an exclusively YANKEE airlines add-on......I was shocked to discover, as we were booking our flight to Cheeeeecago and found that it was cheaper to fly with United rather than Air Canada, that there is an automatic fee for checked baggage??? With United, American Air, Delta.... . . . What in hell?? ...
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    OMG. . . . . .....
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    WAIT! WAIT! Gaaaaaaahhhhhh.. . . ..Jyesss, before you arrange to meet this writer/editor/critic, Leeeeesargh is correct -- some things MUST be known ahead of time. You need to send him another poem. Oh Mystery Man, Do we dare to meet? Are you recklessly messy, or obsessively neat? Do you roll your TP to the front or the back? Do you snore...
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    I know.. . . .. .... ....do they even HAVE thumbs? Or penises? Do they still need such things wherever they are?
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    .... . ...... .. . . . . .... .. ... .. Wow, Rah-shcellle. . ....... . . .. . ...... . . ......((((((((heebie-heebie-jeebies))))))). . . . . .... .. . .. These kinds of stories completely fascinate me. I am a pragmatist, but I somehow firmly believe that we do not simply "stop" when death happens. I have seen and heard spirits throughout my life...
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    Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, but that sounds nice..... . . . . . . ...and cool.. . . . . .... . ..
  21. elye
    But DO crack some eggs as you walk along.. . . .. ..... . Then walk back and scrape 'em all up fer supper!
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    Actually, it sounds like a very sophisticated, Monarchical Manouvre.. . . .... . .Patteigh, methinks YOU should be queen... .. .....I ain't got nuttin' to challenge THAT move.. . . . .....!
  23. elye
    HEY!!! :wub: Open Original Shared Link We drove to Thurso last evening and put a deposit on that gorgeous li'l guy in the photo!!! We go pick him up on August 2nd, when we get back from our long weekend in Toronto..... . Yippeeeeee!!
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    <-------------- HEYYYYY, Leeeesargh!! Look! It's US! FINALLY!
  25. elye
    Or as that classic riddle: What's the difference between a duck? One of his legs is both the same.
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