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OMG. . . . . . .... ... . .. No, I do not have the mate to this sock.. . . . ..however, FB Places told me that it is behind your couch. Then it went on to tell me that this pair of socks belongs to Angela's boyfriend (our urinating friend, I assume). Facebook can be an amazing place, methinks! -
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Gnick! Poor Tel... . . . . ....how awful for the two of you. I seem okay with oats labelled gluten-free....I'm a lucky one. But I think DH reacts to them, so I cannot be throwing them into baking recipes, hamburger, etc. Hmm...... .. wonder if FB Places could tell me where my keys and/or sunglasses are? Or where in hell those two socks are, the ones... -
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Gahhhh, it is even MORE creepy.. . . ..... . .. . . DD has just informed me that, in fact you do NOT type in any location. Um, it just knows from where you are searching........ There is obviously a type of embedded GPS er sumfin'... . .. . ... But OMG.... .. .. ..it knows. Where. I. AM. In. My. House. Who is running this... -
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GAH! The bottom listing is now "My Kitchen".. . . ....!!! WHOT IN HELL? Gotta go check this app out.. . . . .......but NOT whilst I'm goin' to the bathroom.. . . . ..... -
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... .. This is my MIL talking, staring at me across the kitchen table, eyes narrowed, lips in a thin line... . . . ... .. . ..Well, two things MIL would never say to me.. .. .. OMG. . . .. ....DD just came running up the stairs. She's come from her bedroom where she was lying in bed, browsing through FB on her ipod. There is apparently... -
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39 metric, right? -
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Aha. I will have to be certain to speak in a language that day. OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? Open Original Shared Link -
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NATIONAL PUNCTUATION DAY? Hell!!!!!!! I, for one, know, without having to even think about it -- well, perhaps a little, no?? - - how to... . . .what.. . . ...mark?? celebrate??..... . .this fine holiday. It's simple, really; you must do this: spread pronunciation throughout yer discourse!!!!! I said, "spread it"!!!! Hell. . .. . ..... -
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Wow....have you got such talented anesthesiologists working with you, Rah-shyellle? Man, think I'd like the young guy on the end doin' my next spinal.... . ... . .. Open Original Shared Link -
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Whoa.. . . ....... . this is in your town, Jyessss? Um.. . .... ....is that Blue Eyes I was watching? -
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I LOVE BILBO!! or Bo bo.... .. or Billy. . . ... . ..or Booby. . . . ...... he is gorgeous... Hell, if you're gonna go to all that trouble, include a new necklace, earrings, watch, sunglasses.. . .... Make it worth the effort, methinks.. . . . ...... -
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Yes, I would wait to hear from him, but not for too long. Put on your Nikes, get ready for the chase, but be prepared to untie them, throw them off and continue along the dating path, barefoot and ready for new encounters with fellow runners... Don't think you'll need to be sporting brown pants at any point... . . .. .. ..At least, I HOPE not.......... -
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OMG.. . . . ....dunno what's worse... . . ..big ZIT or a big BARBELL in one's nose. . . . ... Well, ya can at least unlatch the barbell when you're tired of it. Um, why do zits in one's nose hurt so much? I've never really felt the zits on my chin or forehead. What is up with that? 'Tis a question that is bound to bother me all day, now... ... -
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:lol: Good 'un, Patteigh. . . . ..! Whot in hell is THAT? Um.. .. ..then there's these pirately gents.. . . ....... -
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C'mon, psills! We gotta post some pirate paraphrenalia worth really lookin' at.. .. . . . . ...... . -
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:lol: Too bad about the lack of spark thing, Jyessss. . . . . . ....'tis true, thumb size is irrelevant when there ain't no spark. . . . .... -
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Aye, me fine wench... . . ..after I swab me deck . . . . ..... .. . . -
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Hmmm.. . .. . . ...... . indeed.. . .. . .. . ..... . .. must put body jam on grocery list.... ...... Um... .... . .dunno if it is stocked in any grocery store.. .. . ...... . . .. ... -
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Thank GAWD J was in his big, honkin' truck! This scenario always flashes through my mind when I pass one of those wee li'l Smart Cars on the highway. . . . .. . ....we all want to be enviornmentally conscious, but man - - can you imagine the tiny, gnarled lump of metal and plastic resulting from a collision with one o' these things? 'Twould disappear, methinks... -
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:lol: He looks quite heeelarryus. Like a little, gangly teenager, tripping over his big paws but carrying around a rather mature haircut. Elsie is now having trouble pinning him down - - he's growing into those feet! -
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Me, too.. . . . . there's no comparison! I don't actually roast them that often.. . . . . ....when I do, I just keep throwing them back by the handful. There's, what, 200 calories in a single almond? -
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Your hub won't go out to do his poops or pees in thunderstorms either? They both must have been dancing around the back door 'til 10:30.. .. . .. -
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Well, Paghteeigh, you've done the first obligatory thing: Asking Oracle POeter. -
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* GASP *. .. . . . . . .... ...blue eyes, big thumbs. . . ....sounds like something that should be on a bumper sticker.. . .. ... -
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* * * * * ALL HAIL, KWEEEEEN RAH-CHYELLLE!!! * * * *