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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: Hey... . . ...ya could be onto somethin' Leeesargh.. ...... .. .. Les Lye.. . . .......Llama Lady.. . . . ..... -
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This is so true. Raychull. She hasn't even been around on FB lately.... .. hope all is okay... There was Alex. She was heelarryus.. . . . .around for the first five hundred or so pages..... Hey! No Llamalady sightings for a LONG time.. . . ... And remember Erica? The funny, brilliant girl finishing high school - - wrote in pink font.... -
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Mygawd.. .. he hasn't KISSED ya yet?? Um, yes. You absolutely let him kiss you on this one. And then we want to hear all about the entire thing.. . . . . how he smells, if there's a five-o'clock shadow happening, if he's whistling through his nose, ya know, all that stuff.... . . .. . ..... . . -
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Ahhhhh. . ..welcome to Psillyville, dear one... . . . ..... (((((((sigh)))))))) Yes.... . . . ... . . . ...moms are hard. and :exhaustedface: But they are SO worth it. POeter, I'm thinking about you and Jacquie, and your poor MIL. A hospital is such an unhappy, stressful place to be when old and sick. And it ain't great for... -
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Well... . . ...here is some certain comedic fodder. In their description of the black-tailed godwit, Wiki states that "The winter plumages are fairly drab, but three species have reddish underparts when breeding." Omg. . . . ... . .... . . . .their areas turn RED whilst breeding? Whot in hell?.. . . .....Trying to come up with a pragmatic, evolutionary... -
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DH and I have gone as famous, easily-recognised couples to Hallowe'en parties, and the real reason that we were so incredibly phunny and memorable was because I went as the male figure and hub went as the woman. This you should do, Rah-shyelle... . . ....you're the cop, he's Lindsay. Yer peeps will be talking about it fer years. . ..... Shrooomie... -
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Whot?? Yer lookin' out at a nice roofer's willie? Crap, and here I've been wasting my time just asking to see their thumbs.. . . . . ... -
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When Pattiegh maps all of our psilly shenanigans out, it all sounds so.. .. .... ..... . .heelarryus. :lol: And how about the very special civckeb? Man, there ain't no phonetics nor psilent letters at work there.. . . ... :lol: This is FANTASYIC! -
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HEYYYYY, PATTEIGH!! Whoa.. . . . . ......lookout, Karlugh!.. . . ...... . ..Yer big phlip is imminent. .. .... ... .. -
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OMG, Rah-shyellle... .. . ... I needed a flow chart for that story.. . . . ... .. ....... ... . . . .And you are SoOoOoo .... . . ...normal! Fantastically normal! -
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... . . And I'll parse it all.... . . . ..... -
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Rah-shyellle, I've got it!! I just knew there was a perfect costume.. . . ........you must go as Angela! All you need is a large orange urine jug with just a little pee in it to carry around... . . ...wear some black socks..... . .. .. You are SET. -
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:lol: Wow, what a GREAT idea! I do this constantly at parties anyways... ... . ....such an easy costume, too.....no big trips to Michaels.... . ... -
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Holy crap...... . youse can sculpt cheese? I've used clay.. . .... . ..dough...... . ...paper..... . . ...but cheese would be something. I would just keep eating it.....would end up with a tiny little head or blob.. . . ... Jeeez, how on earth can you decide?? Both of these classes look SooOoooOoo enthralling, so captivating and edge-of... -
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:lol: (((looking around, whispering)))) Right, Oracle P. Gotta watch what you say, and to whom.. ........don't want the jig to be up. Secret handshake.. .. ....yes, there is likely something in place. You must put your hand behind yer back and through the front o' your legs er sumphin'.. . . .... . -
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Whot in hell? Sounds like you've angered the kids in the schoolyard, Miss Jyessss.. . .. .. ... . . -
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Holy crap.. . . . ....yer whole family's countin' calories?? Man, I got me plenty of elbow room around my kitchen sink, no problem there. My kids can eat Nutella by the heaping tablespoonful and stay skinny li'l things. .. . . .... Now, in-laws. . . . ..... . hmm... . .. ..well, MIL could actaully join me at the sink.. . . ... HEYYYYYYYY... -
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Now, wait.. . .. ....as I recall, there actually is some essential positioning protocol involved. One must be actually standing and leaning over the sink. What is excellent, too, is that this approach to snacking negates the need for any dishes, any chairs. . .. . . .......civility.... . . . .. -
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G'Mornin', Breeeeezieh! And welcome. What a beautiful baby in your av. Is this your wee gem? -
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Jyesssss! :wub: That is a beeeee-ooootiful kitten! And I love the name "Tuft(e)"... . . . ...comes trippingly off the tongue.... . He must be a big boy, or will be with Maine coon in 'im.. . ...how old is he? Has he discovered the civckebs as yet? Jyaghnutt, those Nutella calories do NOT count in your daily quota if eaten by the spoonful whilst... -
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Man, that all sounds quite reasonable when compared to the repair blokes I've had o'er here.... . . . . -
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Paghteigh! This is crappy. And no big upcoming post phlipover, either... . . . ....wasn't there a time when some of us were getting phluid onslaughts that were mis-assigned? Must check out everyone's post count. .. . . .. .... Actually, i will program this into FB Places, and have them do it for me.... Man, I dunno, but I think we... -
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Wait....it's a fairly big black pile......it is a pair of black socks. So I think that FB Places is full of crap.... . . .. . .in fact, that errant black sock behind your couch, Kherrighnne, does NOT belong to Angela's boyfriend. He's got both of them! We can clearly see them, in Angela's hospital room. He must have been visiting her, and took his socks... -
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All right. Let's look at this photo again. Now, WHAT is that black thing in the lower left corner? Look closely... . ... . ..... It's a sock. Methinks a short, man's sock. What does this mean?? -
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Well, I think we know why she has not responded NOW..... . ... .. ..hell, her boyfriend's sock is behind your couch! Now, wouldn't anybody be just a little...well... .... ... . . suspicious? Somewhat....reluctant to befriend a woman who is in possession of their partner's thrown-off apparel? Kherrighnne, you need to message her - - explain everything...