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elye

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  1. Jesse should be going as GaGa in that outfit... . . . ...now THAT'D be phunny. . ....
  2. I musta missed a post er two.. .. . . what's your costume, Rah-shyellle?
  3. POeter! An excellent poem. .. ... . . . I will use it in a couple of my classes - - should drive the English learners nuts.. . . . . ..
  4. Excellent, Kherrighnne! What position does J play? Wait.. . . . think you told us this.. . . .he's a cornerback? Dear gawd, I have enough trouble sitting in the arena watching my DD in front of a hockey net in Michelin-Man padding - I'm constantly wincing, covering my eyes as players come barreling toward her - it's completely non-contact, but I still hide...
  5. Ohhhhhh, crrrrrraaap..... . .. .. ! Now, if my MIL ever, ever stumbles onto this thread.. .. . . . . . she will now KNOW who I'm talking about!!.. .. .. ... .... .. .. . Oh, I KNOW!! Like, finding the remote between the couch pillows, putting the lawn mower away for him, calling the golf club for him at 6:45 am for an early tee-off........
  6. Wait, wait.. .. . ... . phorgot the last part.....it's better STILL: DyckseighBhelle... .. . ..
  7. I forgot.. . . . . Halloooooo, Dyckseigh! Please stick around..... your name is really fun to misspell.. . . . ..
  8. Hey.. . . . . . ....is he single? Think he and my MIL might be a match made in heaven. . . . . .. However, MIL swerves to avoid pedestrians and animals, and has been unsuccessful on occasion. At least it has never been while she was driving MY car. She has only smashed into the kids' bikes, our big lamp-post, DH's car and many snowbanks while in my vehicle...
  9. The Tribe has spoken. . . ... . .... This, um.... . . . . ..reminds me somewhat of MIL. Dunno if I have ever mentioned here how she was able to euthanize her beloved pet cat herself. Yes, she "put Ginger to sleep", by placing the old, arthritic cat in a plastic bag and tying it up. Apparently only took a minute.. . . . . . ... ...
  10. ((((Booming, paternal voice))))): Jyesss!! What on EARTH has become of you???!
  11. Gah, youse guys are making me, yet again, venture out into the annals of C.com and actually search out another thread... ..something that likely deals with celiac disease in some way, for some reason. . .. ..... Governor of Kansas. . . . . .......this is Mark Parkinson, yes? Just looked up his pic as I've never seen what he looks like. Up here these...
  12. Now, hold onto yerself, Paghteigh. . . . . . . . .. GAH! Paht, I gotta tell ya something. . . . . . .. . . ... I'm afraid we've found someone as scary as The Biebs. . . .. . ..
  13. Yes, he has not fared very well.. . . . . . . ....Mugshot:
  14. I was forgettin' about Rah-shyellle, who also has a prepubescent girl.. . .. . . . ...has your little one got Bieber Fever, Russell?
  15. Jyaghnutt! Very happy to hear that all is okay with Smackl. How frightening! Re: clowns being scary: this subject immediately reminded me of a fantastic quote of Jack Handey's..... . ..... . . "To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and...
  16. Man, if our Prime Minister is scheduled to appear somewhere outside of Ottawa, he's lucky if there are lunch reservations made for him. . . . .. . . . OMG.. . .. . . . ..the chimpanzee's name is SUE. Could this be our Soooozle?? We haven't heard from her in SO long.. . . ... . . ....
  17. Roger was just here this past weekend, performing The Wall. . . . . ...I wanted SO MUCH to go! Love how he arranges for each city to gather their own children's choir to perform with him and his band on stage.... . . .... And yes . . ...... . ....men sleeping during sex... . . ...how in hell does that work? Or rather.. . . .. ..how does IT work...
  18. I think you'll be the new coolest thing in their world. . . . . . ...
  19. He absolutely DOES... . . . . ....ya just gotta listen.. . . . .. . . One, two, three four five, Everybody in the car, so c'mon, let's drive To the liquor store 'round the corner, The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beerbust like I had last week, I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap ...
  20. .... Gotta admit something. .. ...that actually was a great song, wuddnit? Can't sit still whilst listening to it. Mind you, I can resist taking me shirt off, but it remains one of those great dance songs.... Along with this one: OMG. . . . .....I truly cannot stit still when I have this song surrounding me. . .. . ...can. . ...barely.....
  21. Actually, I rather know something about this - - my current mailman is quite simian.. . ... . ... . . .. Halloooooo, Loey! Welcome to the madness. . . . .....
  22. Do you actually PAY to do this activity, Jyaghnutt? .. . . . . . ....um, I'd love for you to roll this into a tourist activity.......come to Canada's National Capital, and fit in some geo-caching at my house. Dear gawd... . . . this would be absolutely the LAST thing I could tolerate in me life, a life already filled at every turn with "where's my eraser...
  23. Hey! Has been awfully quiet 'round these parts.. . . . . ....perhaps because I haven't been here? Another wondrous date fer Jyessss! Think this could become a habit.. . . .. ...blue eyes have a purported reputation for being addictive... Gah, spent the weekend at me cousin's big, beautiful place up in your neck o' the woods, POeter. They are in...
  24. BEVEL!! :wub: So great to read you! OMG, I remember that infamous cosmo incident. . . . ....
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