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  1. elye
    Dear gawd, yes... .. . and hospitals are FULL of 'em. Reminds me of a statistic I came across not long ago: Researchers tell us that only about 25 percent of what is said can be understood by lipreading. For example: Suppose a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean this place up, Your stuff...
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    Well.... . . . . . I know that it currently costs us Canucks a buck in postage to send a regular letter to the US. The Oracle will know.... . .. .
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    I've been outta the Great Phorum Loop -- is everyone, like me, sidelined and greatly handicapped by this new feature (or lack thereof) that no longer allows us to see past posts when we are posting? 'Tis quite... .. ..debilitating, at times... . .... ...I believe that this should be brought forward in the official minutes of the Moderators Only Section as...
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    And, uh....... .. ...thumb size? YES! Amen. How is Lady Oracle Jacquie, POeter?
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    'Morning, Pgang! Youse all is makin' me larf... . . .. . ...still not getting enough sleep nor down time to contribute any pfunniness, but I'm still finding everyone hilarious. Methinks the Psilly thread should be broadcast through the intercoms of hospital recovery and observation areas -- professionals reading our lines, going through the posts in...
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    POeter! I'm really sorry to hear about Jacquie's fibroid nightmare. . . . ......how frightening and stressful. I'm really thinking of you two, and yes, you ARE a great hub. ...... . . ..Hubby-dubby-doo, as me mom would say. Will she still say things like that, post -stroke? Will she still find things fan-f*ckin'-TAS-tic? ... . .... Mehopes so...
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    OMG.. . . ... . . . . . .......... . .. ..lick to enlarge.. . . . ......?.. . .!!... .. . . . A terrific entrance line, Ptaoughmnuss, from stage right, where you've been hiding fer so long....welcome back! Okay... . gettin' me Pfunny legs back.. . .. .. . .. . . .nothing very knee-slapping to say as yet...... .. Jacquie had surgery?? What...
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    Gooood morning, Psills! I need that wood enhancer that someone mentioned yesterday -- the gradual coloUr enhancer for wooden furniture that brings out the grain in stages of brown. This would be perfect for my mom's eyebrows. I used my finest-tipped light-brown sharpie (a raw sienna, I would say), and drew some fine lines of hair into Mom's sparse browline...
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    I am in love wif this cat. For some reason, I find this hysterical... . . ..
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    Gah! :lol: Did you happen to see my mom in your dream anywhere, with long, flowing brows? Wow... ..good for you, Rah-shyellle! What a wonder woman/mother you are... . . .so together, so busy, such a terrific mom, friend, employee. . ... .....and going through all this like a trooper. I really admire you! And I really hope you work it all...
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    .... . . .....Like, if done with a brown Sharpie, perhaps? The Sharpie I plan to use on my mother is very like this li'l pencil tool... .. . ...I'll just need some type of gel to finish the look. Mom will probably insist on Vaseline, the old standby. . . . ......
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    Bevel! Those brows! Pahteigh .. ....have not heard of Smashbox Eyebrows.......must google this. Did y'all know that sparse or non-existent eyebrow hair on the OUTSIDE brow half is indicative of hypothyroidism? Got half-brows and low thyroid throughout my family - - me, sis, bro, and my brow-deficient mom, who must, I suppose, have virtually NO thyroid...
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    Kherrighnne, this is great. I shall use this reason from now on... . . ... We discussed that briefly - - she talked about maybe having her eyebrows inked way up on her forehead, to make her look super-vigilant, alert, happily surprised perhaps. ... . ... ..I say dangerous, perhaps insane.
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    This Icelandic volcanic ash is causing enormous turmoil in the northern hemisphere - - MIL's trip to Italy has been cancelled, or postponed, until further notice.....she ain't happy... . ....... . . .. . . .. And it has now blown westward, and Newfoundland's airspace is closed. Gah. Had a visit yesterday with my mom at her retirement residence. We...
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    'Tis ALL brilliant, Jyesss, but this verse is something I shall copy and paste into an email that I shall send off to DD, who as I type is screeching and shouting, throwing her ruler and pencils to the floor as she struggles with her advanced functions.. . . . . ...may put her in a better frame of mind. . ...!
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    Jyesss! Try preparing your tea in yer crockpot - - sounds right magical. It could very well add the milk for you, let you know when it's steeped enough.. . . ... .... Think I want that thang.
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    Does Hugh have a big arse? Any time I've seen him, he looks awfully damned good... . ... but I could very likely miss a big bum. . .... . . Indeed... . .......perhaps she could simply walk into a field of these trees and know which ones are sick just by sniffing around... . no swab needed.
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    Oh, thank gawd, Pahteigh. . ..... ... ...I thought you were gonna say somethin' about sperm trees....... .... . .
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    Holy smoley. He was probably lookin' at a couple o' hooves in the shins instead, at the very least.. . . . ...
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    King is Roi en francais - -I believe that henceforth, until page 2700, Rah-shyellle will be, for me, ROI-shell......with, of course, a long, rrrrrrrrolllllin' R..... ....... .. . Yes, Dear Bevel - - many of these over the next few days as we think of you!... . . . . ..... -_- What precisely IS that li'l emotiface supposed to convey...
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    From.....unda......cheese. .... ..... ...don't... ..wanna.. ... know...... ........ . .... OMG. . . . ....... that is the ultimate eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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    Holy crap.... has no one dry-cleaned that robe since the yeti was all over it about a thousand reigns ago?? Or since the jester vomited drunkedly all over it? And wasn't it in my ho'tub at one point? Lord.. . . . don't think I'd be sporting it right now 'til it's well fumigated. Next it will be covered in medical goo, blood, sanitizer and rubbing alcohol...
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    Keep on truckin', Kherrighnne! So exciting... .. . . ....Have you posted a pic on Da Book of your ingenious robot? I am dying to see it.. . . ... ....does it look like a li'l human? Does it run around? Fetch things?
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    O... . . .M... . ....G..... . .!!! We have a new KWEEEEEN!!!!! Hail Her Newly Crowned Monarch, Until the Next One-Hundred Pages Hath Turneth'd. . .. . Her Royal psilly Majesty, Queen Rah-shyellle!!
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    EXACTLY. :angry: Any dog can be trained to keep the barking to an absolute minimum. This horrendous butchering of the dog's larynyx causes a compromised airway and very often behavioral issues, things that we are having to deal with in Charles' "rehab". These dogs cannot communicate, so they are often nervous, pushy and deal day-to-day with the stress...
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