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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Happy Boxing Day, all the psilly Commonwealthers! I is soOoOoOoooOo.. . . ...... ... . . . (((((sigh))))))..... 'Tis amazing that still, with all the food restrictions inherent in celiac and diabetes, one can overindulge like I have done. Low-suger, gluten-free foodstuffs that are amazingly packed with fat, alcohol, jet fuel.......all perfectly... -
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Merry Christmas, Psills! I wish THIS had been the Santa that I caught coming down our chimney last eve........ -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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Ditto, Psills! Better get to bed, afore Santa alights on me roof.. . . .. .. . .... -
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All right......off to BIL's. . . ..... . . .......there isn't really a perfect emoticon to visually express the feelings... . ....... ?... ... ..... .... .. . . .. .......hmmmmm....yeah, that would be it. . ....... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
'Morning, Gang! OMG... . . ..Jyessssss... . ...... . How ya feeling this am?......... POeter busy @ work! 'Tis phab... ...... Is Shroomie in full Christmas swing? Must be... . . ....Merry Christmas, Shroomster! Dunno how much I'll be on the next couple o' days -- jeez, you'd think there was something ELSE goin' on, er sumfin'... ... -
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Man, they do NOT do this in Ottawa! Wish they did.. . . .....at Christmastime, all the emergency workers and vehicles in this city are waiting on call, as word gets to them that my MIL is in town..... -
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The infinitely more perplexing question: Why would I even LEND her the car after all that? Well, my vehicle appears just fine. Mirrors and wipers are there, tires debris-free and inflated... . . ... Now, I dinna check under the car......fer mangled limbs or bits of guardrail... . .... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG... . . . . ....and are strewn along the highway... ...... . ...under corpses and shards of metal debris.... ... Yes, and I must say that was the least serious of the many... . ...changes...... . that have happened with my cars after MIL has brought them home over the years. Missing side mirrors (BOTH sides), missing windshield wipers... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
All right, Psills... .. ........stay tuned. . ....... .. ......MIL has just gone out in my car. . . ...... -
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Wherever you are.. . ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOOOOOOODIE!!! Hope we see you peekin' in here.. . . . ...... -
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Yep... . . .Jyesss's chicken coops are clean......it's all good.. . . ..... -
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Merry Christmas, Jyagh-nutt! Safe, sane travels to you and yer gang! Gads, it has begun.. . . . . big, in-law infested dinner here last night. .. . . ....drank too much and ate a'plenty. And we have, what, four more full shopping days until this madness is over? Bah, humbug... ....... ...need to get outta dis phunk. . ........ -
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Crap.......AND the liquor cabinet.. .... . . . ..... .... . -
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Okay......MIL is here.....landed at 12:40 last night.. . .... It begins.. . .. .... -
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Incredibly, our forecast is for clear skies, sun and -5 over the next few days.... . ........ . -
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Yes! I currently have very low blood sugar - -an excellent thing, as it allows me to pour myself a Bailey's. I shall take it to the fireplace, sit and sip and stare at the fire and our Christmas tree. May coax me husband in there......if not, I'll bring along my ipod touch and chat wif youse guys... .. . .... -
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Woweeee.. . ....... ... . Jyesss's place sounds like a ....funhouse er sumfin'.. . .....lotsa coloUrful things everywhere ya turn around -- some things covered in wine, others in cat hair, grit, Bailey's. . . . ....... Sounds like you don't need to pour yerself a drink - - just walk around the rooms and lick things as you go.... I... -
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Crap, I'm near the wrong coast! -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Ah, yes.. . .. . I'd forgotten about the Medical Marijuanna........ . . . . Actually, I have heard that the government-issued stuff is anything BUT good... . . very weak, like smokin' crabgrass er sumfin'. Typically the bureaucrats have trouble getting most things done efficiently and effectively -- hand them over the job of growing good-grade cannabis... -
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elye replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, yah. . . .....why in hell CAN'T anybody own one of us Canucks?? We each come with a snowmobile, a small herd of caribou and free health care. But no firearms. -
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....And the suppository.. . . .. . . . ....hell, the symbolic possibilities remain endless..... . .. .. ... .Um, was IT used, Leeeesargh?... .. .. . . . ... . ..... .. -
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Leeesargh! Jeez, you suddenly have me thinking creatively again about some sculpture/mural work. ... . . ..... -
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Well, it is -20C with the windchill, here. Historically, my dogs have never cared -- they want and need to go for a looooooonnnnnng sojourn in the nearby meadow. So, I am about to put Gus's winter sweater on Charles......'twill be interesting to see if he is as humilated as my Gus always was when we headed out, him all decked out in his fine winter zip... -
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Hey..... .. ....it's just me and POeter 'round here.... . . ..good afternoon, Oracle P.....where in hell is everyone? .. ... . . . ..... -
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BEVEL'S BOOB CAROL!