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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes but I don't SHAKE w/ terror and have my TEETH CHATTER when I see the dog from next door - Stinker did NOT learn that from me... Sarah - yuck! Feel better soon! Excellent song. Amanda - you must wear a MASK every day and NOT get sick!! I am believing that you won't. :lol: Gus, what a handsome... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Oh sillies! I am sorry to have injected such seriousness and sadness into the thread... Please, carry on, I will check in tomorrow and NEED some laughs!!! Surgery in a.m.....then I"ll be home all day typing away. THANK YOU so much for your kind words, thoughts, and prayers....... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
A sad note in sillyville.... Annie - foot is better but tumours are troublesome.....she is going in for surgery tomorrow morning...to the tune of at least $500. These dogs are going to bankrupt me..... but even more worrisome, is one of the tumours "felt funny" to the vet. What is with my dogs and tumours? oh dear....that's it for me..... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well......at least that stinky bag doesn't have to sleep in your bed, does it? -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
oh BRILLIANT! pray do tell, Richard, from whence cometh this malodoUrous prose? It stinketh (but in a good way) Yes, GOT HOFF'D!!! particularly apt after the hamburger-spewing video.... and OMG speaking of animals in peril - - my mom's favoUrite kitty - George - - well, George has quite a sex drive. He is over six... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
So sorry about this.....we will send representatives of LIMPSY over....I think Bob Goulet is the spokesperson so look for him soon...... My Stinker cost a few thousand....did you know, 1.5 years of chemotherapy (but less than $2000, it was going to be $6000 for ONE YEAR in Monterey - we drove to Salinas), she was expected to live no more than two years... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
\ OMG...OMG....you mean.....peanut blossoms are those heavenly peanut butter cookies w/ the Hershey's kiss on them???? :( What I wouldn't give......the thought of those........I could literally just snarf out on those....probably could eat....I mean, something just hit a NERVE for pete's sake when I thought wistfully of those......could probably... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Richard! a true heinosity, WHO snuck you the gluten? Poor thing. And still, you are wildly entertaining.......your avatar.... :lol: Brah-vo.... I think I'll put my party back up, in your honoUr. Feel better...... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
*snort* Yup - that was one scene - there was another and I can't remember - had another laugh-out-loud guffaw... You know - - I remember when I used to read - BOOKS - always a book instead of the wicked TV....good Lord.....what has happened to me...... <laaaazy, lame-arse, gluten-brain.....:huh> -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Can you imagine.....Jesus and the apostles in FULL neurotoxic depression from highly-glutenized wheat and modified "food" proteins.......they would have been tired, cranky, bloated and pissy and gotten very little done! (like me, for most of my paltry life ) that one always make me out of my mind (with glee) I want to work... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Yes, Emily, check your Gus, and banish any errant hairballs at once!! All right - - short rant here - - celiac disease and the bible - - known fact.....wheat flour selected and "bred" to have twice as much gluten - for dough-y, sticking purposes - than in Jesus' time. Hence, too large a protein for us to digest. HARRUMPH!!!!!!... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Katie Katie Katie..... Chuck Norris IS a Christian - - had a dramatic conversion actually......so you COULD talk about Chuck in your debates: Open Original Shared Link Alas, p'raps you should NOT talk about shell-covered yetis and parades w/ Charles Heston, Bob Goulet, Michael Jackson, oompa loompas and a handful of maniacal Celiacs... ... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
p.s. Only 30 more pages until a new QUEEN is crowned. [<---maybe we should ask SCOTT the true meaning of that ambiguous emoticon} Will it be me?? Can it be? oh Please???? my fondest dream. Can I put it on a resume? Bev? -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Doesn't matter if we understand it or not. Rugby players, odd-shaped balls and all, are HOT. That is what matters, please don't forget the reason you are watching it. WOO-HOO indeed!! Good for you, young one! In your speech, did you tell them about this thread? Our parade? Our yeti? Chuck Norris??? anything? I thought not.... -
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DingoGirl replied to zarfkitty's topic in Parents, Friends and Loved Ones of Celiacs
Yeah....maybe they could use rice flour, next time... -
Looks very good. What did you use instead of wheat germ...did you just omit?
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!! :lol: Good work, silly - - look at my girls!!!!!!!! Just might have been Bob Goulet....just might have been....or..... COULD it have been?? would you girls STOP giving out my address???? Or at LEAST give it to someone more worthy, who doesn't stink of wee OR talk about his Emerald Nuts... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG Those are CLASSICS - - Jack Paar, Richard Dawson......VERY good!! <dingy needs a life - - dingy needs a life> Last night, a drunken man showed up at my doorstep at 10 pm. That is NOT the kind of life for which I am looking. -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
part deux ...and may I please just add... I don't know.....how does one tell....but Annie's foot is NOT looking good - - - "all swolt up" (thank you Richard Pryor)....and - - is it sprained? Broken? oh dear..... x-rays are goign to be expensive.... So there is ONE dingo staring at me because she hasn't had her walk today ... -
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DingoGirl replied to i-miss-cookie-dough's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
Welcome, Cookie Dough......and BTW I love the way you write! (sort of e.e. cummings) OMG.....that was.....so...poetic! And in my entire (nearly) two years on this forum, I've never seen it put that way! Brah-vo!!! -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
] WHERE Is the orange troll that was terrorizing Bev's ANGUS?? Please, don't spare us your only photoshop skill JULIE - - OMG - LOVE that game show thing... "mississippi, Tennessee....." Good Lord. Yes, I AM truly bored tonight. oh dear.....life HAS passed me by............... Home on a Friday night,... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: :lol: (BTW The Weasel is what I call Annie for those who don't know ) And there is Janet - - OHHHHH JANET - -- guests fending for themselves, are they???? -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG :lol: careful indeed.... but I WAS talking about my little weasel!!!! (uh-oh, I don't think that is a good thing to say around here......) -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
'tis a flavoUr enhancer Bye Bye silly one! Give Danny kisses for us! smells of wee :lol: perhaps we should rename it the DEPENDS thread....... lots of pants-peeing lately..... GOODBYE RICHARD!!! Save the world, what WILL you be doing this weekend??? BTW this thread is EEEEEE-VILLLLE!... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Giada is indeed THE food tartlet.....but we are talking about the FOOD Richard, THE FOOD. The FOOD is the porn.....not the preparer. And BTW - can I tell you all of a recent trend that is bothering me on cooking shows...well okay, I will....it's these new "sexy" closeups of ALL ingredients - Giada's show is famous for this, and many others are following...