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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Quick! Burn the paper! Banish the assignment! It's about.....it's about......well I don't know WTH it's about but it just SOUNDS confoundingly evil!!!!!!! (I don't THINK it's about the Hoff.....but who can really know? ) HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY CANUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And all hail to our new Queen Amanda!... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well you'd better beLIEVE he was praying.....there was a look of mad, heretofore unseen, wild-eyed terror about him.....oh no, was not the yeti he afeared (they both being from the Him-ahl-yas and all)......'twas the emcee, The Hoff, and after the hamburgers were served. Now THAT, as we know, was a sight..... ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
oh my gaaaawd :lol: oh the hell you say!!! You should have SEEN said crazy old fart (the Dalai Lama, or just DL as I call him) at last year's 46th Annual Chuck Norris Wee Cotillion of the Tasseled-Hassled Yeti and Friends. Um, we don't really talk about that night Don't even ASK Janet what she was doing under the table there. -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
*snort* oh my gaaaaaaaawd :lol: BRAH-VOOOOOOOOOO you lunatic!!!!!! They keep changing. All seem to be afraid of yeti fur and marshmallow shooters. bob Goulet is temporarily out of the running. I say we just make it The Hoff, he's always drunk anyway. Anyone? -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
rain..............oh I love rain more than ANYTHING......just ecstatic that today's drear and cloudy and seems coastal - - THAT makes me out of my mind with glee.....SUN.....I get so sick of sun! same old thing, every day!!!! Well......Dingy is OUT of the running today......had too much wine..... Loser spent teh night and we watched... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Emily!!! No! Really??? are you sure? Are you QUITE sure? you mean he's that good????? Benicio and I go waaaaaaaaay back, I could swear it was he..... ....but then again.....the accent was just e'er so slightly different and....something was just a bit off.....might it have been a slight smell of yeti wee? Holy cow, 4 a.m. here, am insomniatic... -
ARCHIVED Anyone Here From California Affected By The Fires?
DingoGirl replied to VioletBlue's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Arsonists......sorry to be blunt here but I'm quite satisfied to say that they'll burn in a hellfire beyond their wildest imaginations in the end.....with no turning back. What I wouldn't give to sit face-to-face with the one(s) who set those fires......I can't even imagine what I might do, or would like to do.....the same as many victims of these fires... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: YOU SILLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!! (just had to say it - our Canuck friend is just the WACKIEST, isn't she??????) Yes, all hail the T-bag mapper on her table throne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well.....if you REALLY must know the truth.....earlier today Benicio del Toro was in fact here, shampooing my hair in an EXACT reproduction of the... -
ARCHIVED Does Anyone Else Hate The Activia Commercials?
DingoGirl replied to cgilsing's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
Yay! Dude, he totally does! Well then......how can we get a 30-second Celiac commercial made?? Mentioning the most relevant lovely qualities of undiagnosed Celiac AND that there is treatment for it AND that most doctors don't know about it blah blah blah....and Heidi Collins from CNN can be the commercial spokeswoman! Who... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, if you MUST know....I have Dr. Peter Greene from Columbia University here, we are shampooing the carpets TOGETHER......er, in the nude. Crap, I'd better go, he told me not to TELL you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emily - she did show up earlier, covered in what I *think* was yeti fur, mumbling something about HR PufNStuff and the hijacking... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: So YOU were the one!!!! I knew it...I just KNEW it!!! You know I don't really mean to brag or anything but Scott (and all the medical experts) do say that my flow charts are WAY gooder than yours. Now now, don't be upset, it's just the facts, as they are. My flow charts are - well I don't know if I should give this... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well....long before the daily addiction to the silly thread....I WAS quite a serious poster! and, ahem, you may find this hard to believe...but I still DO sometimes venture out of this realm of madness and write something of......just the slightest usefulness. ( <---- questionable) What? Who, Scott? really? are you kidding me? Scott... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
*yawn* been there, done that. OMG! excellent, thank you Pah-ti. hmmm...I think your theory fits, Scott did ask yours truly - that's right - a few months back, to be a moderator. shocked the bejaysus out of me....I pondered it for about a day and did decline. told him that I needed to be free to be as... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
poop crap poop omg BEV - pnot the pneumonia!!!! so sorry. Wrap your head in a hot towel. (um, don't know where that's from but it's a TV show and someone funny said to do it to someone else) oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol: :lol: Um, I CAN answer one question for you.....'twill clearly be our Queen... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Izzy and George. Pshaw. I don't see it and it actually grosses me out. um, what is TWOP? Ohhhhhhhhhh that is so CUTE!!! 'tis clearly a hint for more food. When I give Annie a pan or plate to lick after I've eaten (yes, guilty ) she stands with both feet atop it - v. cute. Richard - HARRUMPH indeed - - painting is... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, I called my mom and got the scoop. I"ll post if you want. It's pretty stupid, anyway... -
ARCHIVED Happy Birthday Lisa!
DingoGirl replied to jerseyangel's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! :) -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaawd.....that is a good one! yes, very slow.....and I must be away from the computer quite a lot today....dreaded house cleaning and wretched things to be done..... OMG....it took me a full - - 30 seconds? - - and a third re-reading to GET that...... :lol: HALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICHARD!!!!!!!... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'LL TAKE ONE!!! Um, how come *I* don't attract these types of men?? Why do I get the dark, tortured, analytical types??? (usually) Just give me a simpleton with lots of money who smells really good. (um, totally kidding) GOOD GAWD I AM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! must re-invent entire life and self... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
so......you're saying that Jess just needs, in order to live on the edge and do something reprobate and damaging, to just shop madly and put things on her credit card.......hmmmm....yes, this could work. However, after hours and late at night, whilst sitting in one's pj's lamenting the day, I think knocking back a few is the most satisfying answer. ... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
OMG (need green, puke face emoticon here).... I am sitting here, mindin' my own bidness, typing away (a rather dull prisoner) and the news is on in the background. The phrase "world's largest hairball" catches my attention..... seems a barber somewhere in the US has been collecting hair for quite some time - they showed his giant hairball... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
yeti poop? -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Monkeys Patti can do my laundry ANY TIME. No me gusta, doing laundry. In fact, I hate household chores of any kind these days. what is wrong with me?????????? Slattern indeed. Well, as long as you are not farting along with it, should be okay. I have the Clash on my Ipod, in the treadmill/walking playlist.... -
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Why you slattern, slovenly, ill-kempt wench!!!!!! :lol: Do ya think this is why we can't keep off the five pounds we keep losing?? BTW LOVE your Annie meerkat av...I will have to capture a photo of Annie's "meditating meerkat" pose - she sits ramrod straight on teh couch, eyes narrowed to slits, and stares fixedly for several minutes - - VERY cute... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
confession: I brush my teeth, then often eat snacks in bed (sunflower seeds, tortilla chips, whatever) and then sometimes dont' brush my teeth again. Such careless ribaldry!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. Nikki - - our closest Ikea is three hours away - FABULOUS store..... good thing it's NOT closer....