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It was a newly-renovated historic house.

There ya go - not you at all! It was a bad remodel ;)


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There ya go - not you at all! It was a bad remodel ;)

or out-dated plumbing..pipes back then didnt have to worry about tampons as they were not invented yet. :)


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I guess my spelling outed me as a subject of the Queen! I am a proud Canadian. :)

Mistakes in church bulletins:

:lol: good ones! :lol:

And another "Welcome to the Sillythread"!

So . . . . . . Winnipeg? Moosejaw? Halifax?

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"So ~alex~.. . . .uhhh . .. . .how 'bout that game?"

Patti! Choosing! :lol:


>>>>>>> tom <<<<<<<

Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.

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Why does everything good in life require a valid US zip code! :lol:

:lol: Oh I know !!!!!!!

We Brits have a postcode but it doesn't sound nearly as impressive

Patti said "HYSTERS" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

YeAh, that made me laugh too :lol:

So . . . . . . Winnipeg? Moosejaw? Halifax?

MOOSEJAW????????............never has a place sounded more Canadian :lol:


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So . . . . . . Winnipeg? Moosejaw? Halifax?

MOOSEJAW????????............never has a place sounded more Canadian :lol:

Unfortunately I'm not from Moosejaw or Moose Factory or Moosonee but I have visited Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump on a family trip!

I'm an Ontarian of the non-GTA variety.

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MOOSEJAW????????............never has a place sounded more Canadian :lol:

Yep, Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.. There's also Medicine Hat, Alberta...Kicking Horse Pass...Flin Flon...Bear's Breath....Ta Ta Creek...and...are you ready?..

Dildo, N.S. Never been there, but I'd love to see their postcards! :lol:


Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973

diagnosed celiac winter 2005

diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! 253.gif

11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.

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Yep, Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.. There's also Medicine Hat, Alberta...Kicking Horse Pass...Flin Flon...Bear's Breath....Ta Ta Creek...and...are you ready?..

Dildo, N.S. Never been there, but I'd love to see their postcards! :lol:

me too!

I live not far from Intercourse PA and Blue Ball PA. :)


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:lol::lol::lol:

Susie is pleased by the tampon discussion and chicanery. And - Alex - WTH is that Tampon University???? :lol::huh:

Alas, nothing to add, very rough night - :huh: (night sweats - never have them - - bad dreams, and saw the harbinger of death, maybe? [in the form of a haitian voodoo priest?] :o - NEVER have those - tossing and turning - awoke with raging headache and HEINOUS mood - :angry: I"m blaming the Nutella? hidden MSG?? no intestinal conditions - all in me head, mates)

so carry on!!! estudio por espanol ahora, mi clase es esta noche - - - chao!!! maybe a mojito BEFORE HAND????????? :lol:

:P


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me too!

I live not far from Intercourse PA and Blue Ball PA. :)

(ok, my 1st post in here)

We're not too far from Climax, NC over here.... B)

Also... while I was reading just now, I was eating Tostitos and a crumb flew up and got stuck in my eye. You wouldn't think this is possible, considering that the crumb would have to fly out and over my cheek, howevah- the Tostito did not break near my teeth, but near my fingers that were holding the chip in question. Furthermore, it bounced off my top eyelashes, and then into my eye. ;) I am not winking, I have a Tostito in my eye.

-Sarah


-Sarah

--Son, Lucas, age 7. Gluten-free since May 2007

--Son, Ezra, age 5. Gluten-free 10/13/07. Bipolar tendencies, massively improved on gluten-free diet! He's also allergic to a jillion antibiotics.

--My mother has Celiac Disease, dx'ed by Positive Blood Tests and Biopsy. Diagnosed Sarcoidosis 6/08.

--Myself, Gluten-free since 8/07

Time heals all hurt of heart... but time must be won.

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. . .- all in me head, mates)

Avast!! Scuttle the dinghy!! Time fer aboardin-n-aburnin the purveyor o'them voodoo-vexed vittles!!

Fair Winds t'yuz!

<tom flips thru calendar>

oops! wrong week .. . . :(

"sazzama-frazzama" <mutter mutter>

<flip flip> I have "Talk Like An Aussie" down for tomorrow! :angry:

AwRoyt, G'Day t'ya then!!!!!

. . . maybe a mojito BEFORE HAND????????? :lol:

Orrrrrrrrrrrr .. .

Ba-Bomp-BaDa-Bompbomp-Bomp-Bomp "TEQUILA!! :P


>>>>>>> tom <<<<<<<

Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.

Gluten-free since 12-03

Dairy-free since 10-04

Soy-free since 5-07

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There ya go - not you at all! It was a bad remodel ;)

:lol: Yeah, and her hubby was a builder ... and built the house WE were living in at the time! :lol: And, I've never had the problem with tampons ... just the "flushable" cardboard that is NOT flushable!

So many funny things ... if only I could remember them all!

Susie, I always spoke much better Spanish when I was drinking! Probably 'cause I did so much of it when I was in Mexico! When I came back to the US, I had trouble remembering English when I was drinking, LOL (true).

Sarah, now that you're here, you cannot leave! Hope you get the Tostito out of your eye!


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Pssssssst!!

is she flirting w/ me?

I am not winking, I have a Tostito in my eye.

;) "how YOU doin'?"

:lol:


>>>>>>> tom <<<<<<<

Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.

Gluten-free since 12-03

Dairy-free since 10-04

Soy-free since 5-07

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(ok, my 1st post in here)

Also... while I was reading just now, I was eating Tostitos and a crumb flew up and got stuck in my eye. You wouldn't think this is possible, considering that the crumb would have to fly out and over my cheek, howevah- the Tostito did not break near my teeth, but near my fingers that were holding the chip in question. Furthermore, it bounced off my top eyelashes, and then into my eye. ;) I am not winking, I have a Tostito in my eye.

-Sarah

...aaaand SHE'S OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:]

Sarah, MOST excellent introduction to our silly thread. ;) <---Sarah, w/ crumb in eye

*sniggering over wayward tostito crumb* *chortle*


SUSIE

Diagnosed January 2006

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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Umm, sorry, you don't look like Joey ...

Actually, maybe he does. Has anyone here actually seen Tom?

Welcome to the silliness, Sarah! Yes, your Tostido account was a stellar intro. :lol:


Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973

diagnosed celiac winter 2005

diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! 253.gif

11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.

--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Actually, maybe he does. Has anyone here actually seen Tom?

Yeah, he plays a mean sax (at least he looks like he does), but he does not look like Joey.


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diagnosed with Lyme Disease 12/06

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Pssssssst!!

is she flirting w/ me?

;) "how YOU doin'?"

:lol:

:mellow: <--- My straight face.

:lol::P

Thanks for the Welcomes!

-Sarah


-Sarah

--Son, Lucas, age 7. Gluten-free since May 2007

--Son, Ezra, age 5. Gluten-free 10/13/07. Bipolar tendencies, massively improved on gluten-free diet! He's also allergic to a jillion antibiotics.

--My mother has Celiac Disease, dx'ed by Positive Blood Tests and Biopsy. Diagnosed Sarcoidosis 6/08.

--Myself, Gluten-free since 8/07

Time heals all hurt of heart... but time must be won.

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:mellow: <--- My straight face.

:lol::P

:lol: :lol:

Yes . ... ..sometimes my posts are for my own amusement only.

And yes, definitely no Joey in me.

Strangely, multiple strangers have said I looked like Woody Harrelson, tho that's when I'm less underweight than now.

And how's THIS for a fun moment!! I got CARDED at WhFds buying some Redbridge!! :D (fyi to the newer, I'm 36 . .. . .no wait .. . I'm 45 but want to THINK I'm 36!) :rolleyes:

There's a realgood chance I have SHIRTS older than the clerk! :o

Off to the Gordon Biersch brewpub w/ bands on heated patio!! ;)

<bah . .. .do I drink water or wine .. . .>


>>>>>>> tom <<<<<<<

Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.

Gluten-free since 12-03

Dairy-free since 10-04

Soy-free since 5-07

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Yeah, he plays a mean sax (at least he looks like he does)

Ummmmmm . . . ...thx . .iiiiiiiiii think . .. :unsure:

Oh!!! Welcome to the thread, Tostito-breath!

how can you EAT something w/ a 3.5" ingred list?

Gaaahhhhh! Even MORE fun. I get to go see my 2nd fav acupuncturist in Santa Cruz tomorrow! (& I loooooooove sCruz!) Thought I'd go early for some ocean, but the SF Symphony is somehow doing a performance in the Park blocks from my apt!

So hey, the ocean ain't goin nowhere. I'll get to it after the acupoke.


>>>>>>> tom <<<<<<<

Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.

Gluten-free since 12-03

Dairy-free since 10-04

Soy-free since 5-07

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Oh!!! Welcome to the thread, Tostito-breath!

how can you EAT something w/ a 3.5" ingred list?

:lol: But they are so full of salty, corny, crunchy goodness! If I had had some cheesy salsa and sour cream, I would've been in heaven! Although, what ended up in my eye might've been a little scary. :blink:

Amanda, big YAY for Friday is seconded here!

-Sarah


-Sarah

--Son, Lucas, age 7. Gluten-free since May 2007

--Son, Ezra, age 5. Gluten-free 10/13/07. Bipolar tendencies, massively improved on gluten-free diet! He's also allergic to a jillion antibiotics.

--My mother has Celiac Disease, dx'ed by Positive Blood Tests and Biopsy. Diagnosed Sarcoidosis 6/08.

--Myself, Gluten-free since 8/07

Time heals all hurt of heart... but time must be won.

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Do Tostitos really have a long ingredient list? Normally corn chips are just corn, oil, and salt ... or maybe that's just the ones I buy. :rolleyes: (There, just try to figure out what I mean! :lol: ).

Tom got carded :lol::lol: ... he looks like Woody ... :lol:

My eldest is home sick today ... is there any way I won't catch this bug he's got ... <_<:(


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My eldest is home sick today ... is there any way I won't catch this bug he's got ... <_<:(

Here's to hoping you don't catch what he has...I do wish I played sick today. It is not shaping up to be very fun at work.


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Strangely, multiple strangers have said I looked like Woody Harrelson, tho that's when I'm less underweight than now.

Now that you mention it...you DO look a little like a very skinny Woody! :P

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