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  1. OMG- I'm gone for a few days and now we have naked postings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!! I say we all post naked in 2008 (no new avatars please!). patti- I hope you are feeling better. Boo on the glutening!!!!!!!!! Emily- I think that the yeti wanted a job. Could it be......Santa????????? I just wanted to poop in to the vortex of silliness and say ...
  2. Not only is she good looking, but she has a fab vocab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree on the POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Is there ANYTHING better? I can't come up with a single thing!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep- warm up the car- I'll be there in 5-I'm SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe that means I'm getting better? Wait- forget about the antibiotic IV, bring on the TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Do big heads=Schwetty Balls? Hey...
  4. OMG- I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Had NO idea we were all such fab dancers!
  5. Of course we are hip and cool- it's hip to be gaseous!!!!!!!!!!!! And dagnabbit- we all know that the farts of a celiac smell like perfume. OMG- and YES........naps are BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After you nap every freaking day. New avatar is my piki-pimped Angelina Jolie imitation at my 40th birthday pah-tay! Pretty? Pretty silly is more...
  6. New avatar <---------------- Oh no....no REAL world for me! It's just that between eating, sleeping, shopping, I have no time! Let's see Cooking and then eating= 4 hours (cuz it takes me forever to do ANYTHING!) Sleep= 10 hours Shopping= 4 hours because I can't find anything! Wait- 6 hours are lost! OMG- where are they!!!!!!!...
  7. Hello Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've missed you guys! Pooping in to say hello- I have been lost in a vortex of Christmas shopping and naps! BORING!!!!!!!!! Need some silliness................but I can't go BAAACCCK!!!!! Someone give me a synopsis!!!!!!! QUICK and make it a bawdy summary! We Need a Little Silly!!!!!!!!!! A small boy wrote to Santa...
  8. :lol: :lol: NICE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Free wine, and your very own ball and chain!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ptaum- Now listen here Mr No Soy Boy Toy It doesn't end in "girlie action". It ends in SOY reaction :P :P :P SusieQ- Are you moving to Ottawa?
  9. Oh how I try and I try And I try tr tra tra try But I can't get no...............ahh...you know the rest. I will be killing them by IV in the near future and you are ALL invited to put your favorite cocktails into my IV line. :P Here's an Uncle Ray-bie for you: Subject: A Christmas Gift Christmas shopping for his wife, a man walks...
  10. :lol: :lol: I believe the reference was to MC Hammer getting his panties in a twist over "Can't Pluck this" and how Sting would NOT get his panties in a twist over "Every Egg you Break" .......so I offered to twist his panties....but then I discovered Sting goes COMMANDO and does yoga naked. Oh My!!!!!!!!!! So I'm leaving tonight for England where...
  11. Hello Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am indeed alive (in case you were wondering )....OMG- you all forgot about me didn't you? HARUMMPPPHH. Had a hellacious couple of weeks but NEED to be silly. I do know that there was talk of twisting Sting's panties- I VOLUNTEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now for some funnies:Open Original...
  12. Oh gosh- no! Not cat and kid eating coyotes! I like them at a distance too! Although I met a pack in Death Valley that I really liked. was walking out of the campground store and almost had to share my ice cream with one But I like the sound of them in the distant woods....fisher cats and mountain lions at a MUCH further distance.
  13. This isn't funny but it is SO cute: Open Original Shared Link I love coyotes :wub:
  14. OMG- I love thatt movie SOOOO much.....cry everytime I see it!
  15. I had to come back from my sabbatical (been feeling like a rat's arse) to see if we had a new new snow Queen and I find we have a King Most Fowl Oh King Tom, do not forget the royal legacies of HRH Mtndog and HRH Blueyedmanda (otherwise known as the Queens who will make you mush poodles if you are not the strong and swarth leader this thread needs!...
  16. Yes- I shall send the yeti out to do this as well!!!! OMG- maybe he IS our mojo (Mr Mojo Rising!). BTW- he gives excellent neck and shoulder massages with those big hands...wouldn't let him touch anything else though Nikkeigh- I need to keep my finger in lest I give it to someone :lol: :lol: It's not supposed to get above 30 here...
  17. OH NO..........And now I DUPLICATING (9at least I'm not replicating....THAT would be scary!) I'm with Susie in the no mojo crowd.
  18. Oh My God- yesterday and Thursday I had these super long posts and they BOTH got deleted. I had no energy to go back and redo them. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! The yeti is here. He's VERY happy...seems to like Angus a LOT (oh no- yetis don't eat dogs do they?) and Angus knows his language! My sister saw him and she thinks he should BE the pinata...
  19. Oh My God- yesterday and Thursday I had these super long posts and they BOTH got deleted. I had no energy to go back and redo them. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! The yeti is here. He's VERY happy...seems to like Angus a LOT (oh no- yetis don't eat dogs do they?) and Angus knows his language! My sister saw him and she thinks he should BE the pinata...
  20. Ok- just lost my whole post- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! The yeti is coming to me for the weekend? Excellent- my niece turns 2 on Sunday and BOY will she be surprised when she sees him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. Pooping in quickly because I JUSt found Amanda and Mr. Amanda's on youtube of all places!
  22. MOO HOO AHH HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I made her laugh at work, I made her laugh at work!
  23. :lol: Poor Lilo.....endless body fluids, or what? OMG- Allo is 16????? That's wild- he looks just like my first kitty- Popcorn. She was gray and white with a little half mustache and she lived to 18. The day before she went to kitty heaven she jumped up on the dining table and tried to steal the Christmas turkey. BEST kitty ever! I used to...
  24. I didn't know this either!!!!!!!!! So excited! I used to like that but I HATE teaching grammar! :lol: :lol: The ball was thrown in the house! Which is just how we like you!!!!!!!!!! I'd be honored if he'd like to meet Mass%$@#s!
  25. Paula- You shouldn't feel bad at all- I agree with MommaGoose, that prayer is the same to some people as asking for help, hope, hugs, good wishes. Not to worry!
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