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  1. I think a Members in Need section would be great...you could ask for prayers, hugs, good wishes, positive energy.....whatever you need.
  2. :lol: Angus has acrid wind too!!!!!!!!! 2 minutes ago I asked Kurt if he farted cuz it was stinky!!!!!!!!!!! Carla- Yes, shhhhh.....you guys are my fake friends in my fake life but keep it down. I'm actually chuck norris but sometimes it's really hard to be me. I just wanna be silly but the minute I get a twinkle in my eye everyone hits the deck...
  3. Ahhh.... you said GINORMOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I use that word all the time Sorry you had to use it in regards to puking. I would imagine the yeti passing gas would also be about ginormously heinous. Nikki- LURVE the new avatar! BUMBLES BOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. OMG- was driving by because I was in a wretched way this week....not sure what happened (gluten, Lyme?virus? combo deal of 2? all 3?)0 but there was NO TURKEY for me on Thanksgiving! It's still in the fridge waiting to be cooked! Alas, do not feel too bad for me as I was able to ressurect in time to kick my heels up last night at my 40th birthday party (sis...
  5. Drive by................. Welcome JoyfulM.... has anyone told you about Hell Week here? You GET the yeti and have to measure his inseam and take him shopping with you on Black Friday for new pants!!!!!!!!!! It's funny..........really! Janet- your new pup is so cute and leggy! Angus approves!
  6. Drive by post (have to catch up) but this is Open Original Shared Link
  7. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's not where turkeys come from :ph34r: SUSIE- OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But why are the dingos on strike? I want turkey, dingo quinoa stuffing with wine (mental not to self- do NOT put the dingos IN the stuffing!), chocolate chip cookies and cool WHip!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Yeah- SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we got a wee bit too and Angus looks so cute with snowflakes on him because he's so black. Susie- Yeah on lunch- yes, a single GOOD LOOKING celiac chef!!!!!! Les looks so handsome!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I like shopping the day after Christmas so you can go...
  9. OMG- that's what I feel like today- vomitous cat poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you chocolate with barley malt :angry: Nikki- I ADORE your mole!!!!!!!!!!!!! Much cuter than mine. Happy Birthday Les!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EGADS- shopping this weekend? It's been Christmas since the day after Halloween here at our lovely malls. Do they have MALLS in...
  10. :lol: :lol: patti said WEAK WEE :lol: :lol: No no no. as a moderator, it is my sworn duty to step in and stop this HEINOUS vomiting, peeing and pooping and uhm..toasted fluids upon a landmark post. At post 1000 you get Sean Connery in a red velvet smoking jacket with a bottle of absinthe and jewel toned silk sheets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
  11. Go Julie GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah said jerked off :lol: Sarah- When you hit 500 you didn't get the email about the 500 club? Uh oh.....we'll have to explain the benefits! Tomorrow you should expect Colin Firth, Hugh Grant a bottle of fine French champagne and a hot tub to arrive at your house. Best be ready for traipsing about drunk...
  12. EXACTLY!!!! I want snow!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a green emoticon guy but NOT a green board!!!!!!!!!! Sarah- I hope you and Ezra BOTH feel better- enough is enough! So what would a cupboard lady be??????????? Susoe said SHOEHORNING- Snort snort, snigger snigger! Wow- just read the food porn thread- TMI? Ahh... my dear husband always...
  13. If it has to be green, fine, but WHY IS THE FONT so small
  14. I went to bed at 7:30 last night because I felt so hideous so of course I was WIDE SPANKING AWAKE at 4:30 am. Blech!
  15. YOU KNOW IT BABY!!!!!!!!!! My screen is finally green and I don't like it at all. I cannot read it The print is too small And my hurting brain is appalled. So I plead to Scott Our fearless leader to change it back so I can read 'er!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jess- COOLEST pics ever- I love love lurve giraffes! Biggest eyelashes in the animal kingdom...
  16. Now I'm scared because I don't see it either!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: Scott needs to give we sensitive souls warning- WE FEAR CHANGE!!!!!!!!! I LOVE Momma Goose- she IS a cheeky monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: He he BOOOGER!!!!!!!!!!!! absinthe makes the heart grow fonder If I don't try some soon i'm going...
  17. YOU ARE KILLING ME TODAY (AND I REALLY NEED TO BE KILLED!) :lol: :lol: You MEAN absinthe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can one walk dingos while on absinthe? Susie's new Name "Walks dingos on absinthe" or "She who exploits dingos on Ebay" :o Sarah- It's 60 degrees here and raining. YUCK A DOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it's going to rain I want it...
  18. THIS MADE ME SNORT OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Aren't we the CELEBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: First of all, you are so sweet...I can just see you bringing the closet lady a sandwich. Your timing is EXCELLENT Patti as I have a birthday card poem I've been meaning to post for awhile from my BIL. Unfortunately...
  19. Yes yes yes- Hugh can ride on the Tartaholic float!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With those of us here who are TARTS (I wanna sit next to him!) or hmmm maybe the Flirty Firth float is more my style. CONUDRUM. Oh Amanda- Hope John, Mr Amanda is feeling better That's no way to start a marriage!. The only cure for silliness is MORE...
  20. OMG- a TARTAHOLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet that's what Hugh Grant is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A tartaholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. stalker light :lol: :lol: Don't think of it as getting stupider...think of it as fine-tuning your wit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROJECTILE CUPCAKE- Snigger SNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Carla- You DO have a life- you just don't remember it (believe me I know the feeling!!!!!!!!!) OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
  22. Like I'm getting a brain back I'll email you!!!!!!! I fear the day my brain comes back on fully- it's scary at half power
  23. Could it be the chupacabra????????? I heard he's jealous of the yeti!!!!!! If the parade will have a yeti, will we need sweepers after that float. I clean up the parking lot in front of my store regularly, but how big a shovel will I need for yeti droppings? Yes- we are all certified NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  24. OK- I find this very funny in light of all our talk of absinthe, insanity, creativity and gluten-addled brains: One of Vincent van Gogh's last landscapes, considered a highlight among this year's fall art offerings, has failed to sell at auction. "The Fields (Wheat Fields)" had been expected to sell for between $28 million and $35 million, Sotheby's...
  25. Horn dog :lol: :lol: :lol: I LOVE that phrase!!!!!!!!! Alright Hugh, quit cranking out the baloney and settle down (how could he NOt marry Elizabeth Hurley? She was/is gorgoeus!). Colin needs to marry our Susie and if she's unavailable then I think he should marry the woman he was in love with in Love Actually. I LOVE that movie!
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